"I'm doing this for Billy" Jean Claude Van Damme directs and stars in this quite interesting action-adventure movie.
Unlike Steven Seagal, Van Damme does an amicable job directing in his directorial debut. He, unlike Seagal, doesn't fall into the trap of blowing your own trumpet and keeps the story moving, albeit slowly.
In this movie, Van Damme starts out as an old guy sitting in a bar.
But when some local thugs begin to trash the bar, Van Damme beats them up. The landlord then asks Van Damme How did you learn to fight like that?' Rather than just saying I learnt how to fight in Tibet', Van Damme begins to tell his life story.
The movie has Van Damme being the ring leader of a group of child pickpockets in New York during the very early 1930s, and how Van Damme gets mixed up with the local mafiaosi and has to escape New York and the mob swearing that, `one day I will come back, billy'. He makes it very clear that he will come back.
At this point the story begins to move very, very slowly. But it's still quite watchable and at times, enjoyable. However, it struck me as rather odd that in a movie which is about an old guy talking about his life story, we never actually hear Van Damme narrate. Not once.
So, Van Damme enters a tournament, much like Blood Sport. But unlike Blood Sport he's not doing this for revenge, for honor. Nor for pride - but to steal the 'golden dragon' (which he never intends to actually steal) and for Billy, one of the kids he leaves behind in New York.
During the tournament, Van Damme has to face various foes. All with their sterotypical outfits and fighting styles.
Although all the fights are incredibly flashy (flashy kicks, flashy punches, flashy roars), they also look incredibly staged.
Anyhow, Van Damme wins the very flashy competition and beats the Mongolian behemoth to return to New York.
This is where I expected the film to pick up. I wanted to see Van Damme, world's toughest man, to beat up the New York mob and save Billy. Unfortunately we get a very lazy ending.
We get Van Damme narrating something like `I eventually got back to New York and it turned out that Billy was okay, everything was okay, I was happy, the end'.
Then, we cut from Van Damme's victorious final fight to some lady's hand closing a book cover.
Hang on a second, I thought we were hearing and watching Van Damme's quest, not some lady's novel.
Apart from the lazy ending and the long running time, I think this film was amicable. But if you're after a fun action movie, then it's better to hire Bloodsport.
Overall: 5/10.