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Cool as Ice
(1991)

Good lord what a mess
Cool as Ice has to be in the top 10 of the worst movies I've ever seen. It was extremely dumb and dull. But it did have some unintentional hilarious scenes. Vanilla Ice had some hilariously awful lines. Also Michael Gross' acting was hilarious. The scene where we first see kathy's family had me laughing hard too. All in all in the top 10 of the worst movies I've ever seen, but it still has some hilarious scenes in it. I Give Cool as Ice * out of ****.

Scary Movie
(2000)

Have fun with this movie
This is at times a very funny movie. A lot of the jokes were overly stupid, but I laughed anyway because of the likeable goofiness they had.The funniest characters are Ray (Shawn wayans) and Doofy (Dave Sheridan). But the funniest scene involved ms. Mann. That scene was insanity. All in all a very funny movie with overly stupid jokes that are funny anyway. I give Scary Movie *** out of ****

Troll 2
(1990)

What a fine piece of garbage.
This has to be the funniest bad movie ever made. Also one of the worst movies ever made period. Some of the worst acting I've ever seen. The daughter is maybe the worst of the bunch. The dialogue is some of the most hilariously awful dialogue ever written. The ending was hilarious, but mean. All in all if you love bad movies you have to see this, its hilariously awful. I give Troll 2 * out of ****

The Jerry Springer Show
(1991)

Fun for a while
This show was fun for a while, but then seeing the same shows over and over got old. The reason why security broke up the fights was to make it look real, not because it was. All in all fun at one time, but got old after a while.

The Groove Tube
(1974)

Some amusing bits, but just too many unfunny ones
This movie is never really boring, just way too many unfunny bits. But I could tell they tried hard for laughs. Even the few funny parts aren't real funny. The most amusing bit is the sex games. In my opinion Kentucky Fried Movie was a lot funnier. All in all a few amusing bits, but just too many unfunny ones. I give The Groove Tube ** out of ****

Risky Business
(1983)

Uneven, but still pretty good
This movie at times is very cool, but other times just so-so. Curtis Armstrong is pretty funny. The Score is good, but a lot of times makes the movie seem like melodrama. There's also some steamy sex scenes in the movie. All in all uneven, but still very cool at times. I give Risky Business **1/2 out of ****

Major League II
(1994)

Underrated
To me this one is a lot better than the third one, and just about as good as the original. I don't understand why people don't like this movie. Bob Uecker is as funny, if not funnier than he was in the original. Randy Quaid (hey vile thing) is hilarious as an obsessed Indians fan who turns anti-fan. The new characters are very funny and wacky. Also The game at the end is thrilling. All in all underrated, and just about as good as the original. I give Major League II *** out of ****

Mil gritos tiene la noche
(1982)

A movie that knows how to grab you by the balls and never let go
This Horror movie is a non-stop gore-fest. The death scenes make the movie a little better than it has the right to be. There are two scenes in this movie that had me crying with laughter, and one of those scenes was the ending. Truly a movie that knows how to grab you by the balls and never let go. I give Pieces ** out of ****

It's Pat: The Movie
(1994)

So dreadfully bad it's good
It's Pat is a movie that just gets worse and worse as it goes along, but at the same time it's hilariously bad. I couldn't wait for the next awful joke to pop up. All in all a hilariously, dreadful bad movie. I give It's Pat *1/2 out of ****

No Retreat, No Surrender
(1986)

More points about this movie
This is a bad movie, but so much fun to make fun of, and so very entertaining. The dialogue is howlingly hilarious. The acting is downright embarrassing. The editing is horrendous, but just adds on more laughs. The movie is full of hysterical scenes, like when R.J. the black kid starts dancing, and you can clearly see its really a white guy doing the dancing (!) Another howl which happens to be my favorite line of the movie is: "Beat it Brucy, go home and play with your wooden dolly" (!) Also the scene when Jason gets picked on, and beat up at the birthday party had me in stitches. Van damme fights at the end of the movie. Van damme beats the crap out of the first two guys, but has trouble with the third guy. All in all a bad movie, but extremely hilarious and one of the most entertaining, and watchable movies I've ever seen.

Summer Camp Nightmare
(1987)

Pretty good camp movie
Summer Camp Nightmare is a pretty good camp movie. Like

the guy before me said its not a horror movie. Its more

like a drama/thriller. The movie is about a bunch of kids

who are fed up with the rules at the camp and decide to

lock up the adults and take over the camp. The leader calls the takeover a revolution. But even the revolution

has rules and a couple of people break those rules and are punished. The movie isn't great, but it delivers enough goods to entertain for 90 minutes. All in all a pretty

good camp movie. I give Summer Camp Nightmare **1/2 out of ****

Mako: The Jaws of Death
(1976)

Fun shark movie
This movie is about a guy whose best friends are sharks.

He talks to them and gets revenge if anybody hurts them. A science lab does something awful to his sharks and they pay the price. The music score for this movie is quite good and it sets the mood. Also the only thing this movie has in common with Jaws is that it has sharks in it, the plot is totally different. It also has some amusing parts in it too. All in all a fun, amusing shark movie. I give Mako: The Jaws of Death **1/2 out of ****

The Goonies
(1985)

Big fun!
The Goonies is a very fun movie. I first saw this movie in 1987 or 1988. I think the only way adults will like this movie is if they have a fondness for their childhood. The movie is full of fun and funny characters. I would have to say chunk and mouth were my favorites. All in all The Goonies is one of the best re-live your childhood movies there is. I give The Goonies *** out of ****

Final Destination
(2000)

Pretty scary
Final Destination is a pretty good and pretty scary movie. It's a little uneven, but still pretty entertaining. The premise is nothing short of great. The ending is stupid, but funny and it looks like there's gonna be a sequel. All in All a little uneven, but still pretty scary and pretty entertaining. I give Final Destination **1/2 out of ****

Sleepaway Camp
(1983)

One of the most shocking endings in history
This is a pretty creepy movie. Its not quite as good as the next two, mainly because its not as funny and takes itself too seriously unlike part 2 and 3. but this movie is still pretty good. It is scarier than the next two, but quite as entertaining. The ending to this movie for me was Creepy, disgusting and funny all at the same time. All in all its pretty good. I give Sleepaway Camp **1/2 out of ****

The Hills Have Eyes Part II
(1984)

I thought it was more entertaining than the original
This movie I thought was more entertaining than the original. It just has more places to go than the first one. The characters are better and funny also. This is one of Wes Craven's most underrated movies. I give The Hills Have Eyes Part II *** out of ****

American Ninja 2: The Confrontation
(1987)

Lots of action, but not as good as the original
American Ninja 2 has plenty of action, but still can't match the entertainment of the original. The plot is a bit stupid and the fighting scenes are not as cool, but still pretty cool. This is the last pretty good movie in the American Ninja series. I give American Ninja 2: The Confrontation **1/2 out of ****

Mac and Me
(1988)

Im ashamed to admit it, but I like this movie just as good as E.T.
E.T. was a cute, but somewhat overlong and overrated movie. Mac and Me isn't overlong, its just a fun movie. Its not hard to tell that E.T. was better acted and better written than Mac and Me, but still E.T. was a little overlong, and didn't hit the mark at all times. Mac and Me is a rip-off of E.T. but its still just as entertaining even if it isn't written as good or performed as good. I give Mac and Me **1/2 out of ****

The Right Connections
(1997)

Extremely corny and annoying
This family movie is like an episode of full house, except Its cornier and more annoying. The kid characters come off as annoying little brats instead of cute or funny kids. I watched this movie because melissa joan hart was in it,

but even she can't save this extremely corny and annoying kiddie movie. I give this movie *1/2 out of ****

Scream 3
(2000)

The best Scream yet up until the ending
Scream 3 was a blast and the best Scream yet up until the

ending. I'll have to get used to the ending for Scream 3.

I didn't like the ending for Scream 2 that much at first,

but I got used to it. Even though The Scream movies aren't that scary, they do have some suspense and Scream 3 had the most suspense of the Three in my opinion. Also Scream

3 is maybe the funniest of the Three. The new characters

in Scream 3 are all funny and cool. Scream 3 has so many

twists and turns up until the ending. I have to admit the

more I think about the ending the more it grows on me. All in all Scream 3 was just awesome and the best Scream yet up until the ending, which I'll probably like soon. I give Scream 3 ***1/2 out of ****

Children of the Corn 666: Isaac's Return
(1999)

Not as good as I thought it would be
This movie wasn't as good as I thought it would be, I thought since Isaac was coming back the series would get back on track. I was pretty much wrong. The first half of this movie is dull, and almost nothing interesting happens. The second half gets on track a little and the ending is pretty cool in my opinion. But the movie took too long to be good. This series will never have the tone the original had, and thats really sad. I give Children of the Corn 666: Isaac's Return ** out of ****

Rad
(1986)

More points about this movie
I love this movie. As i said in the other comment i first

saw Rad back in 1986 or 1987. There's just something about this movie. To be honest this movie doesn't seem that dated to me, because i've been watching Rad ever since

1986 or 1987. there was never a huge gap between that time. This movie just has some magic to it. Ok so its a

little low on plot, the acting maybe isn't that great, and maybe it is predictable, but you know what? Who cares!. This movie is entertaining from beginning to end, it never lets up for a second. The music is great too, I love Break The Ice, thunder in your heart, send me an angel,

and the other cool songs. Rad is loaded with cool bike

tricks, great racing scenes and it's very inspiring. The

person on here that said they don't make movies like this

anymore is right, Rad just contains a sort of magic movies don't have nowadays. I've had the same worn out tape of this movie for about 10 or more years now, I can't get

enough of it. I wish there'd be a sequel to Rad. I know it wouldn't be as good as the original, but i'd still like to what Cru, luke and the others are up to now. Rad is in the top 3 of my favorite movies of all time. I also think I have watched Rad more times than any other movie in history. It's just got a lot of re-watchable value to it.

Once again I love this movie and always will. I give Rad

**** out of ****

The Cannonball Run
(1981)

the first of two good movies!
the cannonball run is a funny movie, and some scenes are very funny. i like the second one a little better than this one though. What i can't understand is why people like this movie, but hate the second one. The second one has the same jokes, and everything. There's not much difference at all. I just think the jokes in the second one are slightly funnier. i give the cannonball run *** out of ****

Empire of the Ants
(1977)

unquestionably laughable, but fun anyway
this movie is a laugh riot! But also fun in a weird way. the dialogue is very funny, and the acting is bad in the extreme. But to me this is still better than a lot those 60's or 70's b-horror movies. I give empire of the ants **1/2 out of ****

Win Ben Stein's Money
(1997)

very good show
this show is very good, and funny. it's not a roll on floor can't stop laughing show, but it's fun, silly, and funny. the questions are real hard up until the last 10 questions to win the big money. i usually get a lot of the last 10 questions right, but the questions before are real hard to me. all in all it's just a really fun show. on a scale of 1 to 10 i give win ben stein's money an 8.

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