A conjunction of flaws In France, we had the luck to get "Gigli" a few months after America. Lopez and Affleck have never got the kind of media exposure they seem to have in the US. Actually, they receive a lot of exposure but not to the point they're making headlines every day.
So "Gigli" got a limited release, which will qualify it to a DVD release. There were a few posters in the streets of Paris, almost the only place where it was screened. After a week, bye bye "Gigli". I went to see this movie because of my own guilty pleasure in very bad movies, a hilarious feature in "The Onion" (about sneak previews reactions) and the idea of hearing J-Lo saying "penis".
I admit that "Gigli" is indeed bad. It might not be the worst movie of this year (for instance, it has some kind of coherence, a plot and actors trying to act, compared to "The Matrix Reloaded") but it's bad. There are a few good things in it. There are some scenes of true comedy, especially when Affleck looks at himself in the mirror, admiring his own muscles. It's clear that this scene, the meeting with Gigli's mother or some lines are truly funny and work more or less. Some of the bad press this movie received was due to his main couple media overkill. Some people were bored to death with the two leading actors. But Jennifer Lopez had even more ill-matched roles. She was a psychiatrist dressed as Virgin Mary, she was a maid cleaning up the bathrooms, she was an abused spouse. And these movies were hits anyway. Affleck, as a lead actor, has never got much charisma or good charm. He was the star of a few movies (Daredevil, Pearl Harbor, The Sum of all Fears) because there's no other actor in his generation that would fit the good guy character. But he's still bland. "Gigli" was one movie too much for either of them... So for the two of them...
But the main thing is that the movie is flawed from the beginning. It could not have been a good movie but with a few changes it would have certainly been a bearable movie.
1) The cast. The use of "glamorous" actors is utter stupidity. If there was any play with their public image, it could have been better but it's hard to picture two celebrities as mediocre people, no-names without any redeeming quality. Why is good-looking Gigli a truant rather than a model or an actor? And the dream of the kidnapped brother is to go to "Baywatch". Well, dude, you've got JENNIFER LOPEZ in front of you and you only think of Pamela Anderson? No wonder they put you in an hospital.
2) The acting. Jennifer Lopez, with her high-toned voice isn't convincing for a second. She just chews her lines and has from time to time a tongue-in-cheek smile to show the audience she's the smarter one. Ben Affleck is marginally better. He could be almost convincing as a dumb loser. But the biggest disappointment lies with the cameos of both Walken and Pacino. I've never seen them overacting so much. They make Robert DeNiro in "We're No Angels" or "The Untouchables" look like a model of understatement. I guess they must have received some good money because they show all their acting tricks during their scene. Pacino is particularly hammy and Christopher Walken doesn't bring anything to the movie.
3) The story line. Poor, poor, poor. Brest desperately tries to be original and he ends up with a gross and meaningless study of men-women relationships. In many movies you can have some plot holes. The audience will be indulgent or the holes will bring an eerie climate. In "Gigli", you can't help noticing these plot holes. Why is Gigli's boss stupid enough to ask Gigli to take care of this dangerous mission? What happens to the lesbian lover? It has simply no coherence.
4) The tone. Twenty minutes could have been cut and nobody would complain.
I guess the director tried to make a loose and free-minded satirical comedy about relationships between men and women. His script could have given at best a mediocre independent movie. It could only get worse when it was turned into a blockbuster. Instead of subtlety, you only perceive vulgarity. It was a no-win situation.
The only really sad thing about "Gigli" is not that it makes you waste two hours. It is that studios will be even more reluctant to give the green light to anything a little original.