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Down at the "Asteroid" studio: "Boy, oh boy, what shall we do, what shall we do? We have no ideas at all! Hey, why don`t we steal an idea from another movie but instead of copying it, we just take away the excitement, the good FX, the breathtaking action and, hey, who cares about good acting anyway?" I think that this monologue really has occurred, because it really describes how much this movie sucks. But the worst part about it was the length!!! Do NOT rent, buy or touch this movie!!!

It came, it roared and it SUCKED!!!!! This movie must be one of the suckiest box-office movie of all time. I admit it.. I was really looking forward to this. I have always been a huge fan of the original japanese movies so I thought: " Hey this is the coolest monster in the world, Roland Emmerich is going to make the movie, the SFX are gonna be awesome!!!!" Sure, the special effects were great. Actually, they were the only thing about the movie that was great! ONE HUGE FAILURE: THE ACTING. Never has so many acted so stupid without any sense of feelings or realism whatsoever on such a short period of time!!! Final thoughts: Big disappointment. Could have been so cool, turned out to be a 100% "lamey" ( A lamey is my word for a ridiculous movie!!!!!!

Damn, does this movie suck big time, or what? Here are some of the things that makes this suck!: 1. The music. It sounds like someone is stepping on Dizzy Gillespie.

2. The plot. This giant monster should cause a world-wide stir. What does it do? It makes 20 teenagers go to the top of Mount Fuji where they sing a lame hippie song.

3. The scenes. A guy on drugs or alcohol or whatever sees alot of people wearing fish heads. It has nothing to do with the story, whatsoever. Or how about the bizarre appearances of animated scenes? Oh no!

Above all, this movie stinks by far in every kind of way, but it is VERY entertaining, so watch it immediately. I, myself, have watched it for about 5 times. Gotta watch it!