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Terror Firmer

The greatest film. Ever
No more movies need ever be made. The art has been perfected. This is, beyond any doubt, the greatest movie I have ever seen in my life. Everything about it works well, the writing, the acting, the production, and the direction. I love this movie, and I think you will, too.

There is no need for me to rehash the plot here, it is already given here. But this summary does not do justice to the movie itself. It is one which must be seen to be believed. Everyone should call their local theatres today, and demand that the managers show this film.

The Capture of Bigfoot

Probably the worst movie ever made
This movie is, in all likelihood, the worst film ever made. It is certainly the worst that I've ever seen, and I have seen A LOT of bad movies.

In this, nothing at all interesting happens throughout the movie. One could, literally, start the movie, take a short nap, and then wake up secure in the knowledge that nothing interesting has happened while you are sleeping. And I have seen this movie three times, staying awake throughout. I feel I should be congratulated.

The movie goes as one might expect, according to a formula, with no variation. Hunters capture baby bigfoot, get killed by parent, and the nearby town goes into a bigfoot killing frenzy. This is surprisingly boring for a Troma release.

So please do yourself a favor, and skip this movie. If you have to see it you will understand why.

The Battle of Love's Return

It's amazing
Amazing that Troma has survived, with this being their first movie. Very dull, particularly for a Troma film. This studio would get better, however. I believe that this says it all, but this system wants to force me to provide at least 4 lines commentary. So here you are.

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