bart144

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Lost in Space
(1998)

this is a 1 out of 10
And it doesn't even deserve that. A fat zero is the only score appropriate here unless we include negative numbers and then we are into some big scores!

This is without a shadow of a doubt (no offence to Hitchcock's classic) the worst film i have even seen/heard about/imagined/feared could exist in my entire life.

In the whole turgid history of american film making is there anything to compare with this? I fear there probably is but anyway...

I find it hard to believe that anybody could find watching this film an enjoyable experience unless they enjoy the joke of being taken for a fat, cabbage-brained oaf with the artistic sensibilities of ...

Schindler's List
(1993)

hollywood drivel
oh dear, spielberg really should stick to his normal forte of brainless hollywood epics because he is WAY out of his depth here.

I didn't hold out much hope for this one despite all the ridiculously overblown praise. Its amazing how one can go from being the epitome of film-making mediocrity to genius just by choosing the holocaust as your theme!

This film is not a tribute to those that died it is an insult, it reduces their suffering to the level of Indiana Jones and Jurassic Park. I'm surprised he resisted the temptation to stick a dinosaur in it.

But he is, as always, laughing all the way to the bank! This should get 0 out of 10 but unfortunately i'll have to award it a 1.

Rear Window
(1954)

great film
For me this film represents the complete cinematic experience. In contrast to almost everything produced by the american film industry in the last decade it has well developed characters, brilliant acting, an intelligent and thoughtful plot and outstanding direction. And not a fake dinosaur or computer generated special effect in sight.

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