An appalling travesty. Disgracefully bad. *WARNING* This contains many spoliers, and should be read by people who have seen the film, or people who will appreciate my advice, which is not to see the film at all.
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When a teenager, I read 2000 A.D. magazine, which featured the exploits of Judge Dredd. For my generation, he is the equivalent of Superman or Batman. When I heard that Sylvester Stallone was to play the movie Dredd I was apprehensive. The three main things required for the part of Dredd were 1. A clear commanding voice; 2. Height (Dredd is tall), and 3. An unknown face (Dredd's face is NEVER shown in the comic no one knows what he looks like). Stallone is famous, short, and bordering on unintelligible. Nevertheless, fans were for the most part glad that the film was going ahead, because, as we all agreed, it really would make a terrific film.
The film opens with a montage of comic covers featuring Dredd. It immediately breaks the spell which a film tries to create. How are we meant to suspend our disbelief when the first thing we are told is that he is just a fictional comic character? Also, the pictures of Dredd do not match the depiction of him in the film.
Megacity One is portrayed as the standard modern Hollywood future city, and the images derive not from the comic, but oddly from the film Blade Runner. Whereas Megacity One is depicted in the comics as a bright sunny city, with mainly rounded buildings, and with numerous fly-overs and heavy wheeled traffic, the film instead shows us a city of perpetual night, dominated by square buildings covered in neon lights and television screens, and with a constant flow of flying vehicles of many kinds.
Soon, as expected, Judge Dredd removes his helmet, and we see Stallone's face, with blue contact lenses. It is difficult to tell you how much of a no-no this is, if you have not read the comic. You might say that it doesn't matter, since it is `only' a comic. Let me try and come up with an analogy. Perhaps you know about Superman. Imagine that you went to see a film called `Superman', and you saw that Superman was played by a short blond tubby man in a mask, and that he had no cape, no S on his chest, and that he was a villain. Wouldn't this annoy you a bit?
Dredd stands trial for murder. No one asks him where he was at the time of the murder, despite this surely being rather important. As any reader of the comic would know, Dredd is almost permanently on duty, and his whereabouts could be ascertained at all times. Adding to the farce, Dredd cracks, and half-shouts half-sobs to his defence counsel `You gotta believe me!'. The scene lacks the power it would have had in the comic. In the comic, Dredd would have stood stoicly in his helmet, and when the due process of the law convicted him, he would have spoken a few laconic remarks, accepting the supremacy of the law above all, and then would have strode from the room with a dignity that would have left his sentencers feeling one inch tall.
Characters in the comic which had been long established and much reused get slaughtered out of hand in the film. Chief Judges Silver and McGruder are killed in a single burst of unnecessary gunfire. The entire Angel gang (in the comic, villains who returned a hundred times) is killed off in one quick and unconvincing fight. Chief Judge Griffin, who for the purposes of the film has been changed into a villain, also bites the dust.
Showing a rare inability with comedy, the makers give Dredd a humorous sidekick called `Fergie'. In the comic, Fergie is a gigantic and violent simpleton. In the film, he is a small wise-cracking coward i.e. about as different as possible from the original. In the comic, there are many citizen characters, and these are often quite funny, because they are so irritating and stupid. Contrasting with these, the Fergie of the film is trying to be funny all the time, but is just irritating and stupid. At one point his is hit at short range by a burst of quadruple-barrelled heavy machine gun fire. The git survives.
Dredd is dealing with a man who has committed a traffic violation. Dredd fires a grenade into the man's car and blows it up. He does this in a crowded street, endangering many passers by. In the comic, the judge next to Dredd would have arrested Dredd on the spot for reckless endangerment, destruction of property, inappropriate use of a firearm, and probably a few other offences. Mind you, in the comic, Dredd wouldn't have done anything so stupid.
For plot reasons, Rico and Dredd are identical twins in the film, with identical DNA. It is odd, then, that the two of them do not look or behave the same way. In the comic, Dredd knew that Rico was his brother, and knew that he, like almost all judges, was cloned and raised artificially. In the film, this news about Rico comes as a shock to Dredd, and he gets tearful about it, and judges are not clones, but are normal humans. This is not Dredd.
Amazingly enough, John Wagner III and Carlos Ezquerra are given writing credits on the film. Both these men worked on the comic version of Dredd, which is surprising, given all I have written above. Perhaps all that they contributed was ignored by the film makers, and they were given the credits just to please the fans. After the film came out, the value of my back issue collection of 2000 A.D. comics was cut to a third.