Why Torchwood is SO bad..... Where does one start? There are so many numerous reasons as to why this show is as bad as it is, but I'll try and give a few of my pet peeves regarding this particular piece of utter trash...
From a writing standpoint (yeah, I'm a writer!) it has little if any sense of logic, plot subtlety, decent characterisation etc are tossed away in favour of breakneck pace, dialogue is clichéd, trite and contrived.
Acting is very uneven, from the principle cast only Eve Myles emerges with any real dignity, though Naoko Mori does her level best with the stereotypical (and poorly underwritten) role of Dr. Sato.
As for the rest of the principles, hmm, well to start, let's just say that John Barrowman would be better of in the area of acting he excels at; musical theatre. Barrowman was good to a point in Dr. Who, but now with the weight of being the lead in his own show, he buckles under the pressure and is, at best, competent.
Burn Gorman is average in the role of Owen Harper - though gives the impression that he's acting in another show. The Owen character comes off as a little desperate in his attempts at exuding tough and cool.
Gareth David-Lloyd as Ianto Jones is the worst of the principle cast, a weak and wooden actor, lacking even the basic skills to pull off what should be a an interesting character.
To be fair though, Gareth David-Lloyd might have been a little better had the Ianto character been properly served by the writers - but this is common of most of the characters in Torchwood, underwritten and underdeveloped.
Production values: for the most part they are pretty high, especially given that the show has a much lower budget than Doctor Who, visual effects could be better, but The Mill (who did Dr Who), are no doubt working with little money.
I do have a problem with the camera-work on Torchwood, which at times has a blurry, video feel to scenes where the camera and/or people are in motion. I know the 1st season of the Russell T. Davies Dr. Who was shot on Digital Betacam, with a film effect later added, and that the following season was shot in High Definition. Both looked fine, especially the latter season.
Torchwood looks like it was shot on a home DV camera!
I don't really want to go too much into my thoughts on individual episodes, especially given that I've only seen the 1st 6 episodes thus far, but I feel I should address a few issues nonetheless...
Everything Changes - the 1st episode has a rushed, impatient feel about it, mainly concerned it would seem, with setting the pace rather than setting up the overall concept and the characters properly.
Day One - utter rubbish, I wish I could be more eloquent, but this story , with the concept of a sex addicted alien(!) stinks of some of the worst (and ripped-off) science fiction clichés I've witnessed in ages, Species anyone? Ghost Machine - not actually a bad idea, just (yet again) underwritten.
Cyberwoman - the worst, no honestly it REALLY is that awful! Starting with the design of the Cyberwoman's costume I just knew this wasn't going to get any better, but I certainly didn't expect it to get much worse, but it did, and then some!! Written with zero respect for the science fiction genre (or it's fans), Cyberwoman is cheesy in the worst possible way, with enough plot holes to drive a truck through, zero internal logic and the same old fast pace over plotting and characterisation issues that appear to be the main problem with Torchwood generally.
Small Worlds - Not actually a bad episode, written by veteran P.J. Hammond, it is nonetheless marred by the fact that the story is underdeveloped, which results in the episode woefully running out of steam about half-way through.
Countrycide (oh dear) - Clichéd (yet again!), derivative, lazy, illogical, and thats just Chris Chibnall's writing style - personally, speaking as writer myself, I would normally never attack another writer's work. But in this case I feel compelled to call him out for what he is: a talentless hack.
Every horror movie convention is dragged out and simply regurgitated rather than re-invented and turned on it's head, but that would take the craft and skill any good writer would possess in abundance.
That's how far I've got with Torchwood thus far, and it's pretty much as far as I'd normally want to go, but there is masochistic side to me that is compelled to check out the next episode, just to see if it can be as bad as the last.
The bottom line to all of this that Torchwood needed a firm hand at the steering feel, sadly, for a show that had such potential, Torchwood swerved right off the road and became the horrendous car-wreck of a drama series it has proved to be, even only half-way through it's 1st (and hopefully last!) season.
Russell T. Davies, Julie Gardner, Richard Stokes, et al, shame on YOU!!
Peace.