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Who's Nailin' Paylin?
(2008)

Sarah/Serra Palin/Paylin takes care of it.
This is the best adult parody, since Maddam's Family. The movie centers around the hopeful Republican Vice-President Sarah Palin. Hustler provides five scenes of parody goodness interlaced with parody. My only regret is that the last scene should have it went wild, held back. Who's Nailin Paylin? starts with an intro scene with her(Lisa Ann) and two Russians at her house. Dopey Dialogue is used in this scene to start it and throughout the movie. Next, Serra is receiving word help from her intern with no success, so Serra goes to sleep. Intern(Holly West) begins role play and back door policies with Serra's husband. Some O'Reilly parody is shown in the spaces between some scenes. Third scene starts with Serra laying completely naked, save for a Ms. Alaska banner covering her. She keeps mentioning skeletons in the closet and a memory of her and the Snow Mobile owner having fun. Serra remembers her days back in school learning about the world. The teacher shows a young Serra(Sindee Jennings) in tongues life. My previously mentioned O'Reilly scene starts now and is pretty funny although a little long. Mike Horner plays this non-sex scene very funny and this is a link to the fifth and final scene. How do you end a movie of political kitty, but with a press conference/speech opening. She mentions briefly all the former scenes showing the males and females watching it. After the press conference, the camera pans down to a lady pleasing Serra down south. It is none other than Nina Hartley playing Hilly/Hillary Clinton. Hilly asks why does she have to bi-partisan, she would rather be Bi. Lisa Ann/Serra gets the clue and goes behind the curtain to a backstage couch. The scene continues with kissing and clothes coming off, when suddenly Condi/Condilezza Rice(Jada Fire) interrupts the love. Serra and Hilly are worried, however their worries are set aside with her mentioning getting rid of her own sex video with Chaney, Bush, and others involved. They help her undress and disrobe themselves and kissing continues, toys are used, but no 69 or special lower kissing from Serra. Also no double fun or special rubbing, I thought O'Reilly was funny but was wasted time. The time from this scene and a director telling the females to let loose at the end was definitely needed. Definitely worth buying, sorry the previously mentioned Obama scene is not on the movie only on the Hustler site. Please Hustler make a sequel with more fun with the ladies or other adult sites make an all girl feature. Contact me companies if you need an idea for a script I have one, but it is an all-girl feature. My e-mail is mojavedesertmoon@yahoo.com

Lowball
(1996)

Low-Budget but pretty good
Yes this is low-budget, but there are many movies out there that are made with very little money. No, it may never receive any oscars, but it is a great cop movie and a little comical by showing some bad thing s that can happen in one person's life. I agree with the previous reviewer that the voices were unclear, but do not blame the actors for that is post-production's fault for not making their voices clear enough.

Hard Drive
(1994)

A wild ride down the computer highway
Meets a woman via the computer and bad things happen. This is a long winded but definently worth the ride trip. Many twists and turns and some very hOt scenes. The "o" is capitalized because these scenes steam and you will need some ice to cool off with. Only for adults has some very adult themes throughout. A must see ...

Wolf Girl
(2001)

A waste of film and great actors avoid at all costs
This movie is sick in all manners and was definently a job that a great actor like Tim Curry would not choose. I watched it from beginning to end and thought that it was just a cheap way to make money off of people with imperfections. The characters are lousy and the idea of this movie is archaeic. It was neither scary entertaining or worth the time to watch. Lesley Ann Warren and Tim Curry have done far better movies than this piece of bull. This movie should be avoided at all costs.

Pleasure Palace
(1973)

A wild ride through the world of being corrupted
This movie starts on a hot key and keeps going. The story is about corrupt people and has lots of sex which is just wild. The picture's lead actress makes you feel compassion for her and a love story of sorts builds up. The nurse character in this movie is steaming and I just wanted to participate in her enjoyment. The ending is right and wraps up the whole movie perfectly.

Click: Balls of Thunder
(1997)
Episode 5, Season 1

A wild look and wanted look at Bond, James Bond
Robert Donovan portrays a bond knockoff and boy did he do a great job. I think the whole cast was tops in their portrayals and I give them two thumbs up. The plot is taken right out of a bond movie except instead of a man taking over the world a woman of unparalled fire is bad. The sex is hot and the plot keeps up very nicely. I do not want to mention anything about the movie because it would kill it for the viewer. This is in the line of the click or clicker series of pictures and it outexcels "the ultimate attraction." But, I advise still seeing that movie and a older movie called "The Turn on" This is a combination movie for the single guy or group of guys and for the couple. Humor, thrills, and sexual situations are abound.

Bare Witness
(2002)

A fire hot thriller that zings you to think
This movie is another example of a hot thriller that keeps you guessing to the end. Some hot scenes from all the actresses a wild and crazy ride watching this movie. But I do not advise this for the entire family(young children) because of the adult nature of the movie.

Play-Mate of the Apes
(2002)

A hot and wild take on the famous movie
This funny version consists of three horny women(astronauts) who fall upon this planet in the most peculiar way. Jokes about the movie are thrown around in addition to some very hot and wild scenes. This is a don't miss cannot tell you anymore for fear of ruining a great time.

Jorden runt med Fanny Hill
(1974)

A wild comedy with sexual situations
This movie is not for children to begin with, but instead it is for couples looking for a great sexual comedy. Fanny reminds me in this movie of Goldie Hawn and her husband reminds me of Tim Conway. I think the best way to explain this movie is that it is a wild jump from country to country with crazy adventures and hot men and women. A kind of Monty Python and Benny Hill comedy hour with lots of crazy ideas and situations. A must see for couples and anybody wanting a great movie night.

Last Cry
(2001)

A red-hot erotic thriller
This movie is a great thriller with many twists and turns. A great performance by all the actors and actresses. I really believed that I was in the movie's scenes. This is racy and inventivle new movie that deserves some praise instead of bad reviews. I think anybody wanting something hot and new should view this movie. It stars Angie Everhart and Richard Grieco.

Dead in the Water
(2002)

A dead fish of a movie
Have you ever been to the dentist? If you answered yes to this question and I hope everybody does answer yes, than you have a sneak peek into this movie. The movie drills into the bad acting of very annoying actors and actresses. The director must have had a lot of money to waste on film because this movie is an endless drowl of boring arguments and centers around a tease of a girl. The movie involves four characters who are out at sea-----------------------------the punctuation is because the movie wastes almost every minute out at sea. I have seen great ocean adventures in the big screen this is not one of them. I sound very cynical but I wanted to see this movie like another reviewer mentioned but this movie sucks(lousy) and should be missed at all costs.

Kill!
(1971)

A great action movie
This movie has suspense action and love all rolled into one loop. An earlier Die Hard movie and this movie is a great emotion builder. The cream of the crop and do not listen to anybody else. Do not miss this movie because their are big stars of the time and did I mention action. Shootouts, interrogations, espionage.

Blade Boxer
(1997)

A red hot movie with love sex and violence
This movie is wild the actors and actresses do a great job at being real. Dana Plato deserves a posthumorus award for some great acting in this movie. The irish man is comical and serious and the main lead does a better fugitive than the movie or series ever did. Bang up fighting and crazy scenes make this a hot number. Dana and another actress each have some pretty single scenes but Dana really made the screen steam up. The actors really show love between them and the claws make the movie unique this is a must see.

Sexual Magic
(2001)

A hot witchy time for all to have in this movie.
For adults only because of the nature of the movie. The movie exudes sexuality with a dash of humor and danger. This feature involves a young woman who is worried about her lovelife with her boyfriend and decides to move into her friends place. Well, it is not exactly her friends place but her friends friend place. The house is consisting of four girls living there when she arrives, but these are no ordinary women they are witches. The owner and leader of the house needs a five person in order to establish the five pointed star. Secrets are revealed and erotic passions are set forth inside and outside the chateau. This movie of course has more to it than I have mentioned, so I would advise any adults that want a little passion in their night to rent or buy this movie. Two actresses that were great to see were a great oriental actress by the name of Teanna Kai and a wildly erotic Nikki Fairchild.

Santa Claus: The Movie
(1985)

A movie classic that is wonderful for the whole family.
I think this movie embodies the spirit of christmas and shows that kindness and forgiveness are the best gifts in the world. This movie is not vulgar and sick like many of the movies of today's directors. A family needs something to be able to show their kids and many adults need a light hearted comedy in these crazy times. This movie is definently a great movie that should be a part of anybody's christmas movie list.

The Regina Pierce Affair
(2001)

A great crime mystery like entrapment.
This movie was very hot, but unfortunately I rented the only copy and it was a Blockbuster or Lackluster because they alter their movies from the original. Who is minding the store? Adults should be able to rent movies without censorship going on. The version I saw got pretty steamy, but I would really like to see the director's cut. The lead is very smart and sexy. Reminds me of Jane Mansfield. This movie is definently a rent, just make sure you get the full version.

Diary of Lust
(2000)

A GREAT PIECE OF COMEDY AND ROMANCE
This movie is mainly for couples and it shows some comedy in the love scenes. The movie ends on a happy note and the actors(female and male) really seemed to enjoy their characters. IT reminds me of a harlequien romance novel and a bit of a Shakesperaen tale.

Totem
(1999)

Can anybody say lousy?
My one line summary explains this movie to a "T". The movie looks great on the box, but that is just a ruse to get you to rent or buy this movie. Do not buy this movie? Do not buy this movie? Do not buy this movie? Why you may ask? The reason is this movie is a lousy attempt at making you scared, but first you must have a plot and this movie has no real plot and so you are not scared. The actors do not really know what they are doing. A truly great horror movie is either Halloween, Friday the 13th or Necronomicon.

Sinful Temptations
(2001)

Hot candy on a stick.
I thought this movie was great because it did everything you like about. One scene gets boring go to the next and their was murder. Mia is hot my only regret is that she did not do some deeper scenes with the other females in the movie. I think anybody wanting a hot and steamy with a little acting and lovemaking need to watch this movie. It would have been great if there had been a catfight between the girls.

The Flying Dutchman
(2001)

Spooky, strange and fantastic
This movie isn't your typical thriller, it is better. Their are plot twists and moments of terror. A real non-stop spooker. A definite adults only movie with traces of Hitchcock and Bradbury. I give this movie two thumbs up. The actors can really act you believe their stories. This is a don't miss.

Click: The Body Beautiful
(1997)
Episode 1, Season 1

A turn-on for the 21st century
This movie reminds me of another movie called turn-on and it involved a wild doctor with a box that turned on women. I think of this as a updated version of this previous movie, but with more zip and zag involving not only women but men also in this movie. It starts off in a wild circle of lust and does not ever stop. I have seen many movies but this movie not only has heavy sexuality but also comedy weaved together in a perfect web. This movie will definently fit any person's desire and should cause a hot sweat at the end. If it doesn't check if you are alive. My only wish is that there is a sequel to this great movie.

Death Magic
(1992)

This movie is different...
This movie is like a salad with a mix of different elements. There is Civil War parts and Magic with a hint of Horror. The movie is very well detailed and has lots of women and violence. Worries are abound from the characters. The actors are top drawer for a small movie like this you believe they are who they are acting. Rent this for something different from the regular movie.

Campfire Tales
(1997)

This movie is different
This movie is definently a horror movie and if you do not get scared than you must not be watching this movie. It works on the old techniques but throws something new into the mix. This movie grips and runs and hides within your mind. The movie has a point to it unlike other horror movies. Watch it for a thrill and shock to your system.

Sechs Schwedinnen im Pensionat
(1979)

This is the a perfect movie................
I watched this movie expecting to get the same old erotic movie. Boy, was I surprised when I watched this movie. You get to see female nudity from head to toe and male nudity. Girls are playing with themselves while the teacher gets hot herself. There is also lesbian scenes with good description and sex scenes tied in with some of the best comedy since, Benny Hill. If this movie does not turn your buttons you must be dead in certain parts of your anatomy. Don't miss the butterfly catching scene. I gave this movie a 10 because it steams adult erotic with good old fashioned humor. Rent this movie and than buy it because it is one of a kind.

Graf Dracula in Oberbayern
(1979)

Combination of Comedy, horror and erotic.
See this movie it is loads of laughs from all of the characters. Fans of Benny Hill, Monty Python, and anybody looking for a crazy and different movie needs to watch this. Not recommened for younger viewers because of the vast amounts of nudity. Great for lovers looking for a little romance movie. Has a little horror but is okay for you because it is quick. This is a type of movie if you rent it you will want to buy it. This is a great escape movie from the modern action movie or lousy sex movie(Showgirls). RENT IT IF YOU CAN FIND IT.

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