Shakespeare and a penis monster, classic! Would a Troma movie by any other name not smell as sweet? I believe that Director(s) Lloyd Kaufman and James Gunn completely outdid themselves with this movie. I have seen the future movies since Tromeo & Juliet (T & J), and while they are good, they cannot touch this one. The sets, the sex, the gore, the plot, the incest.......ahhhhhhh, too sweet.
I would like to define what I consider a "Troma Movie". Troma Studios is an independent studio in the New York/New Jersey area. They distribute many movies, some with star before they became big. Some of these movies include Windego:Wraith of the Frostbiter, Bugged, and Cannibal the Musical. These are shot and produced by other people, and Troma helps promote and sell them. A true "Troma" movie is one that is produce by Lloyd Kaufman. These feature over the top gore, lots of nudity, lots of toxic goo, and just plain sickness, it's too much to mention. The Toxic Avenger set the bar in my opinion as the quintessential Troma movie. Tromeo and Juliet perfected the formula.
A large part of the writing credit goes to William Shakespeare. Amazingly, the plot follows the Master's work very well. Tromeo Que and Juliet Capulet are star crossed lovers, whose love for each other must overcome their fathers hate for each other. It seems that Cappy Capulet stole Monty Que's Silky Films porno business, along with his wife. This set off years of feuding between the Que's and Capulet's, it which we get to see in all of it's ear pulling off glory!
Juliet is played by Jane Jensen, who is just gorgeous. We are fortunate enough to see her in a romantic scene with the ultra-hot Debbie Rochon, who plays Ness in the movie, the Capulet's housekeeper. Juliet is being forced into a marriage with the meat packing king, London Arbuckle. Her father, the vile Cappy Capulet (awesome job by Maximillian Shaun) is abusive to Juliet, often forcing her into a sensory depravation chamber.
Enter Tromeo, a romantic at heart, who is in the middle of the bloody feud with the Capulet's. His friend Murray crash the Capulet's costume party, where Tromeo and Juliet meet. The rest is history, a love for the ages and tattoo parlors. As there love for each other grows, so does the feuds between the families. Monty Que accidentally kills Juliet's cousin Sammy (head into a fire hydrant after being thrown from a car), and Tyronne Capulet kills Murray (large spike driven into Murray's eye after he pees on Tyronne). And so on it goes, gore and death as only Troma can do.
Some of the movie's funniest and goriest scenes are with Sammy, Tyronne, and Murray, the main participants in the feud. I also enjoyed the narration with Lemmy, and the phone/cyber sex scenes were a hoot. What's a Troma movie without Joe Fleishaker!
I believe the fact this is based on a treasured play makes this all the better. A Troma movie always carries a stigma of disgustingness with it, and by defiling a play many of us were forced to read makes it that much better. The level of acting by Will Keenan and Jane Jensen compound the intensity of the movie. By actually quoting lines from Shakespeare while dressed up like a cow, or humping in a deprivation tank, it adds to the surrealism that much more. I love Troma movies, but this is by far the best!
I will not spoil the movie's ending for you, I can only hope you watch it. Please hold out for the totally unedited version, you need to see the Penis Monster! I can only imagine what they would hack out for an R rating. This can be found on EBAY with ease, or possibly between tape traders. Please support independent cinema!
Trevor Dunson, CPA