Yoshi6666

Since the two of the five writers (who wrote the credits and the opening sequences) were kicked out, we now receive a more experienced director/writer. And a great one at it. Literally, I was laughing for at least 8 different parts. For an hour and twenty-five minute movie, this movie seems very durable and outrageous. I could even see my brother (who doesn't laugh oh so much) jumping out of his chair, laughing his lungs out. I can tell that they did a lot of revising. And the Tom Cruise re-in-actor, oh my God, was SO much like him. He had the same gestures, the same laugh, the same stupid ways. One thing he lacked were the eyes. Now, this movie could have done a little better, but it wasn't as stupid and mindless as Epic Movie, Date Movie, or Meet the Spartans. I promise you, you will probably love this. But again, there are a good bit of "sexual" jokes. But the farting scene made me laugh a lot, and so did the peeing scene. Try this movie out!

I simply just hate seeing these 300 parodies. Seriously, just one line in a movie and one action seriously just turns things wrong. If you dare to even see this movie, I won't feel sorry for you. I feel sorry for myself, actually.

If you wanna watch something way better than this, watch Robot Chicken's 300 for actual REAL entertainment. The comedy was so drawn out, it reminds me of the horror of spending my hard earned money on Epic Movie.

Sometimes after seeing this, I wanna kick myself into the pit of death, because on munching on popcorn, I finally understand what "dining in hell" really means. Seriously, from 2 of the 5 writers of Scary Movie (and those writers were the opening credits and the ending people) I expected more than just simple things like "Spartans, we will STOMP the YARD", do you honestly to be so stupid on these jokes? I was hoping for more than just a stupid spoof movie, but I was wrong. Trust me, after this, you don't wanna hear "sparta" ever again used in a sentence.

spoiler: it's a bad movie

I was excited to see the first episode ever aired of the new Terminator show, but I did miss the first 50 minutes, then rewind, but didn't see the very beginning, but I did see the next episode. This is DEFINITELY worth the wait. They tried their best to star in new characters that look like the ones from the second Terminator, but they did very well. Now, the new terminator (Cameron) seems to be lacking a bit, she seems so more of a human than a terminator like Arnold did.

One thing that really messes me up, is why it's called the SARAH Conner Chronicles, but John is in there too, and it's not like Sarah is the absolute main character, so why does she get the title? Well, titles don't mean much, but at first glance, I thought it was all about the life of Sarah's childhood and stuff.

Now, the whole cast is fine. John is older, and looks more like the John that played in T3. Now, speaking of T3, this show goes back before when T3 took place. It seemed like the makers denied T3 from ever being released. As you may find out, that the facts from T3 are also mentioned within the show, which people who don't have the time to watch T3, you may find the story of T3 within the show.

The plot... well, not too much to say, since only the second episode was released to the public. Cameron, a girl terminator (the first of the good alliance) I thought it was odd to star a girl as a terminator, I was kind of used to Arnold being the Terminator, but since Arnold is now the governor of California and it's a huge budget to star him in, you might as well get another actor. Now, I don't mind a girl terminator. Now, I am not going to spoil anything from any of the episodes, so I am not going to tell what happens.

It's a fresh start, and I will probably watch all the episodes when they are released. I am a huge Terminator fan, and this show is just another addiction to the concept.

Okay, I didn't like the show that much, mainly because I don't have the time to really watch it, but I was so excited to see the movie, because I want to be an animator (hopefully special FX guy) and so I wanted to see the action happen. Well, I was kinda out of luck on that part. Let's see, the characters didn't match up with the original, the kid playing Ben was perfect, but Gwen looked SOOOO fake. And Grandpa... wow, simply amazing on how he doesn't look like of the original. The acting was just as bad as Re-Animated, I mean, seriously (wait, this was worse), and the heroes looked fake as crap. The furry monster looked like he had been put on paper, cut out, and just pasted on a film. Could they have done any worse? Wait, don't answer that.

The script could have been improved SO much. The ideas are so over-used, and the humor... well, there wasn't any. And like the part of Zoom, when something SO amazing happens, like when a monster turns into a little boy, the crowd just goes "ahhhhh....", instead of "AAAHHHH...", they just look like its normal.

1/10

When I first heard about this movie, I though "Big whoop, it's just another horror/action movie", then I saw the trailer, I was stunned. It captured me. I asked my dad if I could see the movie, he said no, because I need to be 18 to see it (weird because he snuck me in to see The Matrix Revolved). So I told him that it got high ratings, and I finally convinced him to see it with me.

When we saw it, not only was I amazed, but he was amazed as well. So let's take it with the basics: We usually expect from a horror/action movie (though it isn't really horror) is that they will try to make it all on one genre, but don't focus on another. Well, this movie denied it. They took it into level proportions and didn't try to rush the story. The dialogue was excellent, they chose the right words, and it made sense. They didn't focus on good special effects, they focused on development.

Though, the movie was excellent, the ending was un-resolved. When it was done, I thought, did I miss something? Because it wasn't fully resolved. I bet by that ending, I guess they are going to make a sequel. I hope it's good.

So, we have encountered countless holiday movies, all involving Santa Claus. But there are those movies that just SUCK. Well, I enjoyed Elf a good bit, so I decided I just might as well check it out to see if it sucks or not. Paul and Vince are my favorite movie actors, and well, this time, they just sucked on the screen. Now, as for the plot, they actually tried doing something new, which is add Santa Claus's brother. Now, that actually wouldn't be such a bad idea for a Christmas film, I though, but no, I was wrong.

The jokes were so old, pretty drawn out. The dialouge was predictable every second. Nothing really looked fascinating. It reminded me too much of The Santa Claus 3 (shivers). I think this movie wouldn't be too bad for children, but the fact that it wouldn't be even entertaining to ME, now that's a ground breaker. I think parents wouldn't enjoy this movie as a two year old would. So, I think this movie should be canned.

I say this show is a piece of crap. It's not funny, it takes its concept from a Geico commercial, unfortunately thats the only part funny when you see this excuse for a television show. I thought the guy who played Jimmy Olsen in Superman Returns was funny, but he showed no humorous concept in this. Now, I have seen worse, but seriously, at least make something funny out of this, the other bad shows were pretty humorous. And please don't get me wrong, some of you might think this show is funny, because you might find the audible and yet funny scenes with the Wii, but even my dad fell asleep with the show, and he usually finds these kinds of concepts funny. So I best advise you don't watch it. Use up the minutes of your life and continue to watch Scrubs or House or even Greys Anatomy, my favorite life shows.

So, we start off with a story about a guy who lost all his powers and lost his brother, but what? He lost his powers but yet his finger can vibrate? Also, at the very end, he gains his powers, why didn't he even think of using it before? He just magically gains his powers back? Then there comes the cast, "Sir, I speak Greek not geek", what kind of line is that? Now kids are gonna say "geek" to anything without even knowing the meaning.

Well, let's get with the cast. The super heroes, or what will be the heroes. A 6 year old is the strongest girl, an ugly girl is a mind reader and can make things float and move, then comes a kid who is the fattest thing ever and can make any part of him go bigger (but the special effects are so bad that a one year old can tell its fake), and last there is a punk who's voice is deep and can turn invisible. Well, there it is. Only four? Is this the Fantastic Four with kids in it? Well, a "villain" named Concussion (what the hell of a name is that?) is on his way to destroying the planet even though he is already supposedly dead.

So he appears and he looks terrible and sounds like a retard. I thought he would be a lot cooler than that, but no. So anyways, there is like a two minute battle, blah, blah, blah and the end. What? No sense of lines? Then he turns good, that is the worst twist I had ever seen in my life, I thought to myself.

Well, that's basically it.

I thought this movie might be good until the very end. It was a major disappointment. And this movie doesn't seem too suitable for kids for these reasons:

They mention about the first Zenith team died. Concussion killed them, why? No answer, just saying he was evil. Do you want your kids watching about that? They don't even show their emotions other than Tim Allen's emo moment about the past. Then there goes with Tim Allen, his brother doesn't even look like him, in the pictures he looks younger than Concussion, but now he looks much older, like 50 and Concussion looks like he's 30.

That is what I think about this movie.

I watched this. It was very good. I thought the cast was very well acted out, and the plot remains a big hit. No other mystery/horror movie I had seen before was like this. This is more of a psycho horror mystery. The whole idea of people being entrapped by someone who wants to help others learn about having peace with their life and how they destroyed it and has to be punished, and if they don't learn from it, they will die. It was enjoyable. Not scary at all, just graphic.

I think this movie will do good, but I believe the sequels won't make much of a big hit as much as this. This one will always be my favorite. So the next time you go see a movie, hook up with this in your local Blockbuster or other movie rentals when you haven't seen it. Trust me, its good.

If you plan to see this movie, that is fine with me, but I must warn you, there are a lot of parts that upset me. First off, some of the other characters in the other movie parodies were used in this movie, and I am quite tired of seeing them on screen. Secondly, I think I lost at least nine brain cells in this terrible spoof. Thirdly, the acting was worse than in any movie I have seen. Sure, they made me laugh at least once, but only once in an hour and twenty minute movie, that was supposed to be a comedy, not an idiot movie. The same jokes were lapped over and over and over again, until I almost fell asleep. During the first five minutes, I could tell that this movie was going to fail. I even saw twelve people leave. Well, to tell you the truth, I never even wanted to watch the movie in the first place, but all the other movies were uninteresting, and I was bored as hell, so I just decided to watch it, I got out bored than before.

Though I have the program they edited this movie on, this movie was absolutely terrible. The acting was clueless, I didn't even know when they were making a joke or when they were really acting. The director seriously needs to wake up and see what was happening. I mean, the family was odd, and the whole plot was just a waste of two hours. If you want to watch some good movies, watch HBO. Dominic Janes did a pretty swell job at some points, but the rest of the cast I can't even describe. I mean, who in the world would be in the hospital in a costume and preparing surgery on a boy. The effect of how Dominic flew in the air when the train hit him was clearly fake, even with the lines not there.

Thus, do not watch this film they say on Cartoon Network as the best movie ever. The cast will quite disappoint you.

I loved all the shows, from first season all the way to the end of the third season. I wished that they didn't tie in Alexz with Fiona, because Fiona was so much better, and had her own website.

But still, the suspense in this show was excellent. The paranormal was reached to and thats the reason why this show was good, because it is awesome! Everything the show went was excellent, but I wish the show wasn't cancelled. I hope they will be making another season of it, because then I would be happy.

In other words, I love the storyline and plot of this show. Alexz and Carla did an excellent job at acting in their career of the show. Keep the paranormal coming! Peace out, -YOSHI6666

I was watching it to see how bad it was because about a million people said it is really bad. So the beginning sucked, the middle sucked, the ending sucked. A combination of the worst movie. Yeah, Nilbog is goblin backwards, who cares? We would have known it was creature-infested anyways. And the acting, did they pay the actors enough? The acting just made it horrible. Everybody was like "oh, there is a monster. lets run away. oh yah, we have no line significance. ahh. we are all going to die, and our scriptwriter didn't do a very good job with the story." Plus, look at the goblins, they have a horrible look, they have brown suits on that you can tell someone is in. So did they spend a lot of time making special effects or anything? The worst movie ever. I can't believe I wasted 1 hr 30 min on this movie. Don't even waste yours.

How could you people who disliked it say they dislike it? It was excellent. It was funny, and it tells an interesting story. It contains unbelievable graphics in animation. For instance, look at how good the cars look. And the story, it is 10/10. It is a powerful emotion you feel.

Lightning McQueen, a showoff rookie who is heading for a big race but is held under the law for destroying road, but later McQueen finds out that the town was better in the old days, it needs to be discovered again, so he helps out. This was one of the best Pixar animated films I have seen this year. I recommend this to everyone, for it made me feel cheerful.

Not everyone rusts as easy as it seems, but sometimes behind that rust is something unbelievable. A very powerful story. Just like this film, the previews might be a little weird but the whole movie is like a whole new universe of animation.

My dad was expecting more, and I also did. My bros, my dad, and I went to see it, and we were a little disappointed by the story. I mean, the whole thing was a little confusing on how Jean came back to life, and at the very end, it got even more confusing. I don't want to spoil what happened at the end, but the cures... who can make a cure for mutanity? Mutants all have different things. It was good, but it needed more. Of course, all the sequels might be good, but they are never as good as the original. So that is why I give it an 8, because minus two for the other movies of it.

8/10.

Yep, almost all the boys hate the Backstreet Boys, so did a man direct this movie? This movie was a drag and cheaply made. I got bored to tears, and I didn't even know why I was watching it. I could change to another channel, but I just stood there like a mindless zombie. Why couldn't I just change the dang channel and not wait till the end? It would have saved my life! Well, I hate this movie. Zombies as horrible singers? Plus, some of the auditioned people who made it sang the same, so that was cheap. Horrible lyrics, dreadful singing, can I take anymore of that? This movie was bad.

Don't watch it. You'll die from boredness and stupidness of the movie.

The turtles have teamed up with two kids, Zach and Kaitlyn, and have decided to go to a magic show held up in the museum. The magician, Bouldini, performs for an emerald to disappear. Yet, his crook cousin, Dr. Turtelli, wants to steal it. That is when the emerald was stolen during a magic trick.

Yet, Bouldini has taken it and hid it. That is when Zach and Kaitlyn investigate and try to catch them. Basically, the turtles search for them and find them. That is when they try to catch the related crooks. How is that for a bunch of leprechauns (seen in the famous quotes mainpage of this show)!

My class saw this movie and I thought it was okay, not the best movie ever made. I like Christopher Walken so I can't complain. This movie is about a family who faces the "Dust Bowl" in the 1920's and they are facing changes. Fires have occurred from burning heat and little water supply. The movie is a little ornery. But it will still do well for my satisfaction. I saw nothing wrong with it, but it wasn't the best.

It was a pretty good movie.

I know how I would feel if I was facing a drought like they had, horrible. That is what makes the movie great, because it is believable and so fascinating.

'Skylark' was a good 1993 movie.

If you are planning on a hotel trip, come over to the Tipton! I love this show and how all the actors are funny. From the father of London (who is the owner of the Tipton) to the poor girl who is smart, Maddie, this is the funniest show of all the other show on Disney! This show makes me laugh and all the acting is the best. If this isn't the best show on Disney, then what is? It is irresistible! Dylan and Cole Sprouse (also from 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause') are the two twins who know how to mess up a hotel! I think the funniest character in the show is Mr. Moseby. So come on over to the Tipton hotel and hopefully you don't run into Zack and Cody! Either they will make you check out! Lol.

I loved this show when I first saw it on Discovery Kids. I couldn't wait till I could watch the movie on January 11, 2006. Too bad that is where the show ended. This show was a cool and funny educational show that makes me wanna be in that school. From wormholes to mysterious disappearances, this show would have been better if it kept on going.

This was the best of Discovery Kids, and it will always stay like that.

Blake Holsey High 2002-2006. Too good to be cancelled. but I just knew that it was going to be cancelled. Plus, the movie did pretty much answer all the questions that was left over from the series, but it still contains some questions. Still, this show was still too good to be cancelled.

I will still treasure it.

I have seen the trailers, and they suck. Jo-Jo is totally going to mess things up in every movie and any movie with a mermaid must mean that the scriptwriter has some problems. I think this would be a lot worse than RV because JoJo apparently has no acting and she does it for money.

The acting in all the trailers are awful. Plus, the storyline seems to be one heck of a challenge because WHO CAREZ ABOUT MERMAIDS!!? I don't really want to watch a girl movie because I don't want to torture myself watching a lame movie. Plus, the music is gonna make me break the DVD and the VHS. That is all I gotta say about that.

Yes, I was a little disappointed of the comedy of Robin Williams in this movie. I expected him to be a little more funnier since in the other movies he could make me laugh every second. But now, he is working with Jo-Jo! Holy crap, those two do not go together. The beginning was crappy and I wished I was out of the theatres. Then in the end, I stayed in my seat.

The comedy was not quite fair enough for me to like it that much, but it did make me laugh for a little bit. I give this movie a 7/10 because it was a little okay.

I don't like Jo-Jo that much.

I remember when I first saw the show, the episode: Bubblestand. I loved that episode and decided to wait for more episodes. That was when I noticed that five million more episodes came on. Watched every single one of 'em. Tom Kenny does a REALLY superior good job on the voice on Spongebob. I loved it as a little kid, and I still like it today.

I love this show so much I could hug it. Too bad they haven't made recent and decent episodes these days. The newest one sucked. Anyways, this show is a really cool one because there is no point to it and there is mindless comedy! D:. I recommend most of you to watch it, for it is the best.

A really fair show indeed.

This is not like many shows I have seen. Yeah, it might be a little stupid at first, but soon grew on me. Too bad the show was canceled. I can't watch it on anything now but on VHS. :-( It was a pretty cool 90's show. I remember when I was obsessed with it the first time I saw it. I can barely remember one episode. That's pretty much all I can say. So, that is pretty much what the whole show is about, kids who try to solve mysteries with their secret blob ghost who takes words from different things and makes it into sentences. And yeah, they did have the neatest handwriting ever!

This yet is not as good as Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

This was the funniest films of Scary Movie that I have ever seen! The plot was hysterical, and the acting was so funny! The evil TriPods, and the evil kid who was killed in a boxing match which killed other people all linked to Cindy Campbell and the mysterious guy who put a stool in the arena (still doesn't say who did it).

A movie that makes fun of War of the Worlds, The Grudge, The Village, Saw must mean some serious business. Plus, Bill Pullman was in it and I like any movie with Leslie Nielson (who is from Naked Gun, which who is in any other movie, then the other movie is good.), these two actors can cook up a movie. And the comedy made me laugh so hard, I couldn't stop laughing.

I recommend people to see this movie, and I didn't think this movie sucked, it was really well made. Thank-you for David Zucker or the movie would SUCK.

(No Wayans are gonna direct any other Scary Movie).