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Dark comedy is one of my favorite genres. And everything about the premise of Borderline makes it seem like something I should love. But I found almost no enjoyment or entertainment from watching it.

The mix of horror (barely) and comedy just doesn't work. The tone feels off. Nearly every comedic attempt falls flat (except for one involving practicing for an audition lol).

Idiotic character decisions are common in these types of movies. But here, it's not so much the decisions being idiotic as it is the script just not making sense. There are multiple parts where I thought I missed something, rewatched the previous scene, and realized I wasn't missing anything, the movie is just dumb.

I really hope Samara Weaving can start getting some major theatrical roles. She's too good for this garbage.

(1 viewing, 3/14/2025)

I saw Novocaine early as this week's selection for Marcus's Mystery Movie. I had already planned on watching it so I was happy with the choice. And while I enjoyed the experience, it feels like most of the other 2025 releases I've seen: good but not great.

The premise is interesting and is used somewhat well. The action scenes are solid. The comedic attempts are hit or miss. I laughed at some but others fell flat. And my investment/engagement was... medium?

I can't fully explain why it didn't work better. Maybe it's because none of the aspects excel. Maybe it's because the entire cast outside of the lead is weak (most of them are TV actors, not movie actors).

I just didn't feel that spark. I definitely didn't mind watching it. But it's not something memorable that I see myself revisiting.

Hopefully 2025 can turn itself around because this is the worst start to the year I can remember.

P. S. Someone brought a noisy baby to my screening so my experience was a bit tainted. Some people are so inconsiderate.

(1 viewing, early screening Marcus Mystery Movie 3/3/2025)