after watching the film, I had to read all of the reviews. After reading all the reviews here, I stumble upon the review from soldier-1530527 posted January 27, 2021 and it could not be the farthest observation from the film I experienced.
So much so, that I felt compelled to address specifically his poor attempt at explaining what he saw (w erroneously described spoilers)
This has got to be the most oblivious review I've read of the film.
The fact that you have to mention that you are gay (as in only gays can get this film) while addressing your points is insulting to gays. So you have your opinion, state it as yours, but don't generalized thinking that somehow anyone who has not gotten your experience from the film is less than. So I guess every award this film has won must have been given by numbnuts who know nothing about film because their perspective differ from yours and your expertise and wisdom on the film must be absolute. (that was sarcasm) - it is not.
I found your observations to be - in one word - Clueless. First, let's go to the technical aspects. No film is perfect. Any film is rippable no matter how amazing you think it is. Even multi-million dollar films have defects. as a cinephile, find me any film (any film) I can find you its defect no matter how low budget or expensive it may be. And again you make false claims of the film being zero budget. If that was the case, try leaving your house to make a film - you already spent money on gas. Now add cast & crew, equipment etc. and everything else that goes with making a film - you'll start getting my drift.If you don't get it - google it. It is what it is no film is zero budget...ever! Even an independent film takes a certain amount of human, financial and technical resources. My personal opinion - the movie was beautifully put together - it filled me with emotion and the story moved me organically as it seems to have moved many on this comment section based on what I've read (note: read comments- not sarcasm) - something very few movies can do because they are all so formulaic they seem re-packaged w repetitive concepts. So this film, to me, did its job. It brought me here to read everything about it include other peoples comment's and your thoughts. To the very least and to the benefit of this film, the story was very original. The only thing I found offensive was reading your reckless disregard for the narrative. Maybe you need to re-watch the film. Its like you saw an entirely different film or you picked and chose to see what you wanted to see. This is not a gay vs straight movie and if that is how you saw it, it says more about your thought process than the film. Art is not always as obvious as you'd want it to be. Sometimes you have to make an extra effort to comprehend what is actually happening. This film leaves a lot to interpretation. It is clear - from your detailed descriptives of what you see happening, this film is far from obvious for your taste.
Art is subjective and if you paid close attention and followed the narrative you would have discovered that. Re-read the opening sequence of the film (the part that scrolls) - it is a fairy tale first and foremost. (Google the definition), you'll get a better picture of what was presented in the film.
I will not give any additional spoilers here on the details of all that you missed - because it was A LOT ! Your poor observations only highlight the fact that not all gay men are created equal. What you failed to see that the film beautifully showcases through music, montages, and yes-the acting is that love can be messy and it's not as linear to your liking. And if it was as torturous to watch the film, there is the STOP button on your remote (the red button -this is sarcasm). There are thousands of movies that I'm sure would fit your linear liking in storytelling.
In an effort to help you see what the other reviewers have so eloquently described in their comments-again - pay close attention to the very beginning - the words being said in the bathtub - you might get a thing or two that will help put the rest of the story into perspective.
Allow me to shed some light to your thought process - with a few elements you may have missed during your rant.
spoiler - The time frame of the movie is not a week - the film happens over several holidays. Those long pauses (montages) with musical score that have those abrupt cuts (it's called jump cuts - not sarcasm) moves the story along.
Your other comments about the acting, music (I guess it was not fitting because it was not to your taste) -To me all three actors showed a bond and chemistry, specially the two male leads. The music helped push the story along beautifully but I will not rip into you for that for it is totally subjective as is the film and your opinion of it.
You claim the main actor must not want to do anything with the film because they have not posted nothing on their social media. If you were a bit more observant and you looked above where you write, you would have noticed on this same page interviews with the actors and photos at different events. And if you really cared to dig into your false claims you'll see many more interviews on the social media of the film. But its easy nowadays to make up fake news. However, if you will make up stories about the actors dedication to the film, make sure they are not showcased supporting the film on the same page you are writing your review. (the IMDB page of the film)
Another note - Your constant comments about the straight guy -
answer: Again - read the scrolling letters at the beginning it may shed some light to your wrong assumptions.
There is so much that you mention that is not accurate - I would suggest viewing a few more times - but by your logic, regardless of the amounts of times you were to view this film, I have a feeling you still would'nt get it.
Next time you choose to berate a movie you think its abhorrent (because you must know something no one else does) write down your frustrations and think before you post, because it only makes your comprehension of the story lacking in substance - and your logic absurd specially because you missed so much story details. I would recommend you read other positive comments here. You may find something revealing, and It may shed a different light to your processing of the film.
The only thing you made clear in your review is your arrogance is equal to your ignorance for what you failed to see - the message of the film. We get it!, you didn't get it!