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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
(2010)

One Of My Favorite 2010 Movies, Of All Time
Okay, so, I actually saw the trailer back in 2010, and I was really curious. I didn't know the film was based on the comic book series of the same name, so I thought the humor and tone was jarring, as well as bizarre. But once I read the comics, I instantly changed my mind. I watched the movie again recently.

I was shocked at how good the movie was. I didn't like some of the humor, but everything else was amazing.

Terminator: Dark Fate
(2019)

The Last Straw: It's Horrible
In all honesty, the Terminator movie series has been terrible since the first Terminator 3. The first Terminator 3 was okay, but nowhere near as good as the first two. Salvation was good, in the sense of being a breath of fresh air. But it was nothing special. While Genisys was horrid, Dark Fate is even worse. Yes. Dark Fate is trying so hard to be good, and while it technically is better than most of the previous films, it's actually the worst Terminator film of all time. It's also the worst movie of 2019. Why?

Because for starters, if you were expecting anything but another watered down Terminator 2, prepared to be disappointed. It is literally just Terminator 2, but it's horrible. It has none of the same charm. But, worst of all, it completely mucks up and ruins Terminator 2. It actually ruins the entire franchise.

Lastly, the movie doesn't make any sense at all.

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter
(2016)

Resident Evil: The Last Straw (The Worst)
All of the Paul W. S. Anderson Resident Evil movies are bad, but this one is definitely the worst. It's unwatchable. Like, did Anderson watch a Micheal Bay movie? At least Bay's movies are watchable, and they're so bad they're enjoyable. Anderson's are not.

For a movie based on the video game series of the same name, Anderson's Resident Evil movies aren't Resident Evil at all. There's nothing in these movies that remind you of Resident Evil. Except the characters. Only how they look. Not how they act. They act nothing like they did in the games. The part Anderson really misunderstands is that Resident Evil is about puzzles and horror, not about action. He completely mucks ups the entire franchise and misunderstands what makes Resident Evil Resident Evil.

The Resident Evil Anderson movies aren't bad on their own, except the last one, they're okay if you take out the fact it had anything to do with the games. It's the fact Anderson shoves the Resident Evil title in these movies. If Anderson just called his movies something else, nobody would watch them. That's why he shoves the title in there.

Lego: The Adventures of Clutch Powers
(2010)

A Okay Movie, At The Time
The movie has the saving grace of coming out a few years before The Lego Movie, and if it didn't, it would get overshadowed and overwhelmed even more. That being said, because this is mainly a DVD movie, it's probably not gonna be fantastic. Also, probably bad.

But no. This movie is in the middle of bad and good. The animation is choppy and bland, but considering the year of release, and the studio who made this film also made one of the worst animated films of all time released two years later, that's to be expected.

That being said, compared to The Lego Movie, it makes this look like a movie you'd find for one dollar at Walmart. The writing in Clutch Powers is nowhere near as good, and disregarding the animation, the characters aren't much better.

However, compared to Threshold's later film released two years later, that makes Clutch Powers look like the full quality of The Lego Movie, no questions asked, and a Oscar winning movie. It's kinda sad and shocking how the company made that after Clutch Powers. Besides, Clutch Powers was just a average, acceptable, but not great animated kids movie that you could let babysit your kids if they're bored. Clutch Powers is a million times better than that, and another sad thing is, Clutch Powers had no hype surrounding it. The film released two years later did, as it's been worked on since the early 2000's.

But hey, Clutch Powers could've been worse, but it could've been so much better. I'm just thankful it's nowhere near as bad as the movie released two years later.

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
(2018)

The Ultimate Cash Grab
Damn, I was SO exited for this game, when I saw the summer 2018 trailers, and man, were those misleading. The final game is a giant, long, bland, drawn out "grinding" game, where the majority of the game is unlocking characters, you know it's gonna be bad. To unlock characters, it takes forever, and they obviously want you to go into Story Mode right away. (fake laugh), Don't.

It's extremely boring, bland, drawn out, and repetitive. It's literally just a drawn out game of Monopoly where all the spaces were "Go To Jail". Holy crap, I was bored. No, Story Mode bored the crap out of me. So much so, I'm absolutely not touching it ever again. I beat it once, not doing it again. It felt like a never ending maze. Even though it rewards you with something cool, is it really worth it at that point? You're forced to go through so much flashy, boring crap that would you even care? You're either gonna just leave Story Mode, or shut off the game.

Anyways, what about the gameplay? It's okay, nothing special. They got rid and nerfed the dodging mechanics. Which is cool, I guess.

But some characters just feel so incomplete and nothing like them. Why, does there need to be Echo Fighters? That's just SO lazy. I paid 60 bucks for this crap, of course it should be at least okay.

Other characters are literally just clones, but with slightly different moves.

The DLC Characters are a complete waste of space, and a complete waste of time for the developers. Nobody wanted ANY of them. One of them, is literally just there to advertise a bland game, and nobody wanted them, they're unnecessary.

This game is just overrated. It's not good, at all. It's not only bad, but boring.

Captain Marvel
(2019)

Mediocre
Very, indeed. Why, though? I don't get it. It's not good.

Lilo & Stitch
(2002)

A Great Experience To Wash Out Many Bad Tastes In My Mouth
This movie, was amazing. I think it's really underrated IMO. I had a incredibly fun time watching this movie, and while I wish they kept some deleted parts at the end, I still love it. It is far more deserving of attention compared to everything else I watched and despised, and I hope humanity learns from this.

A movie that holds my attention, and I never get bored watching.

Ratatoing
(2007)

A Recipe For Disaster
In all honesty, while all of Toyland Video's movies are bad, this one was definitely the most blatant and boring. There's several scenes that are merely just there to make the movie longer than necessary, and they never needed to be in the film in the first place.

I'm not kidding, when I say a good, almost 1/3 of this movie is just characters talking about the obvious, and repeating things we already know. This mainly happens in the beginning.

The characters are just as insanely dull, and lifeless as the animation. They have very one dimensional motivations and personalities, and the only character I felt had a slightly interesting personality is the main character.

But, now I'm gonna talk about the animation. What about it? Well, it's bad. It's ugly, bland, and for some odd reason, really visually dark. While the studio obviously didn't have the money to make this even remotely visually pleasing, that's still a poor excuse. There's a few animation errors, to top it off.

But one part that absolutely irked me was the part where after something is revealed to us, the characters just do this really odd dance, and it's completely pointless, since they were just slacking off, and immediately after they proceed with their plan.

Another issue is that the villains of the movie, are complete idiots and slackers. They want their own business to succeed, but can't because of the main character's business, and yet, they're wasting even more money on eating there constantly, instead of getting a spy. When one of them goes back to the main business, since she accidentally left her notebook, she discovers a big secret, and goes back to tell her friends. Instead of simply just also getting their ingredients there, they just waste even more time by forcing the human business to set up mouse traps, and a cat.

The Prodigy
(2009)

Boring, Lazy, and Horrible
This is the worst Kung Fu Panda rip off I've seen. Worse than Chop Kick Panda, and worse than The Little Panda Fighter. At least Chop Kick Panda had pretty good animation for a smaller studio and budget. It also, at least, wasn't a boomerang, in the sense that it knew what direction it was going with, and stuck with it throughout. It was blatant, but at least the animation was okay. It's story also doesn't have plot holes. The Little Panda Fighter, to its credit, is somewhat original, as it doesn't 100% rip off Kung Fu Panda, as the main character has a different motive. However, it's ugly as hell. The only thing I liked was the voice acting (Dan Green is awesome), and I guess maybe the story.

The Prodigy, isn't quite a blatant rip off, as it's instead about a purple haired girl, with a tiny panda as the sidekick. However, everything from Voice Acting to Animation was awful. The story, was full of plot holes, and it couldn't decide what it wanted to do. The movie was extremely boring, and chock full of stupid, and unfunny comedy.

The animation in this, is clunky, it and looks like a early PS2 game. It's quite sad, how a few people wasted their precious time onto this.

Black Christmas
(2019)

One Of The Best Comedies Of 2019
This movie was hilariously bad, and I laughed my ass off throughout the entire thing. Never would sexism, horror, and horrid political messages ever make you smile, nor would it be in the same movie at once.

I would only recommend this if you wanna laugh at something this bad, or if you're drunk and have friends.

Rick and Morty
(2013)

A Extremely Overrated Adult Cartoon
Look, man, people are gonna hate me, but I honestly don't care. This show is less than ideal. The humor isn't very funny, and to top it off, the show has some of the most annoying voices and characters I've ever seen. I hate Morty's voice; he sounds like a 5 year old on puberty while consuming helium, and is overall nails on a chalkboard. Beth is literally just a slightly more "mature" Karen, and one that is honestly more bland and unfunny.

The show has the audacity to think it's this hybrid of Back to the Future, Dexter's Laboratory, South Park, Regular Show, and any sci fi action movie it considers "amazing". But it's not.



While a million times better than whatever the heck that stupid nonsense Happy Tree Friends is, it's still not good. Thankfully, there's a story, but the voices really threw me off. But in all honesty, nothing will ever make me hate something else more than Happy Tree Friends.

The Emperor's New Groove
(2000)

A Underrated Classic
This movie just doesn't get enough love or attention. Like, this movie was everything to me as a kid, especially for Disney. Forget Beauty and the Beast or Snow White, The Emperor's New Groove is the best animated Disney movie. Period.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force
(2000)

My First Adult Cartoon
This was my first ever Adult Cartoon I've ever watched. I grew up with this show at a very young age were even though I couldn't understand it, I was laughing, nonetheless.

Robot Chicken
(2001)

My Favorite Adult Cartoon 😍
I love this show. While people aren't the biggest fans of having over the top pop culture references thrown everywhere, I don't care. I love this show. It never fails to make me laugh.

Johnny Test
(2005)

This Show Is Underrated
Look, everyone can have their opinion, but I just don't get the hate on this. I loved this show as a kid, and I think it's one of the more "bad" Cartoon Network shows and cartoons in general that gets too much hate, when there's way worse shows like Clarence, Fanboy and Chum Chum, Planet Sheen, and Problem Solverz.

Sure, the show uses too many generic sound effects that you'd hear in Garry's Mod, yes, the characters are obnoxious, and yes. It's a dumbed down version of Dexter's Lab, but it feels way more Ben 10 to me.

C'mon, guys, give this show a chance.

The Powerpuff Girls
(2016)

This Is Why People Shouldn't Get Super Hyped Up...
Because it could, and very likely, crash and burn, and lead to depression, not just disappointment. Craig McCracken and the others who worked on the original show didn't even work on this, and that's probably the worst thing to let somebody else, who just wants to cash in work on something that was popular back then.

The show, for the most part is extremely mediocre. The violence is severely toned down and is mostly non existent, while I can understand due to preventing the show from getting a higher age rating, and probably to not offend sensitive kids and parents, just increase the show's age rating. Kids are already watching adult/mature shows like South Park and Rick and Morty, and I don't think I need to explain that Regular Show was on the same channel as The Powerpuff Girls 2016, and that clearly was for teenagers. But you can't just basically get rid of that because it's a big part of the original, and just replacing that with a kid friendly Family Guy wannabe with mostly trash humor and god awful writing that contradicts itself. Hell, just make the violence into Tom and Jerry, because it's both violent and funny at the same time. The original show also had violence and comedy, too, and that works for the reboot since it both appeals for the younger and older audience, for comedy and violence respectively. However, the reboot obviously is aiming for a much younger audience than original, which was 10-14 year olds, and now it's dumbed down to 8-13. Not to be rude, but I don't think you should market something meant for a much older and mature audience for the younger pre 10+ one, that's like if South Park toned down its swearing, violence, and darker humor just because Matt and Trey are worried kids could and would be watching it, and parents would be complaining.

Anyhow, now on the rest of the actual show. Not all episodes are bad, as Home Sweet Homesick, The Trouble With Bubbles, etc. were the best episodes the reboot has made, but because all the trash episodes outnumber the good ones, it becomes inconsistent and frustrating.

Also, I can't believe that the show's humor is literally just stuff a 12 year old would enjoy from the internet. While South Park also does this sometimes, it can get away with it because the humor is altered for the adult audience, and isn't dumbed down for 6 year olds.

While this was very mediocre and wasted potential, not my most hated show. I've seen and hated WAY worse, and while this is nowhere near as bad as Happy Tree Friends, a show that is so childish, crass, obnoxious, repetitive, and disgusting, it doesn't have any redeeming qualities whatsoever, nor does it make me laugh or smile once, it's still not great. But no show can ever make me hate that more than I hate Happy Tree Friends. God, I hate that show.

The Last of Us: Part II
(2020)

The Last of Naughty Dog
Like, just why? How do you screw up one of the biggest Sony games of all time with whatever the heck this abomination is? Imagine just waiting 7 years for something you loved, only for it to be a complete train wreck.

The gameplay is just so generic and cookie cutter, like, it's just Resident Evil 4 combined with Metal Gear Solid, more specifically Guns of the Patriots, and boy, is it a coincidence. Neil Drunkmann over here thinking he's Hideo Kojima, but he fails. Hideo Kojima, is Hideo Kojima, and you can't and won't ever copy that.

The story is just as, if not, even more bland and uninspired than the gameplay. Not only is the game 25 hours long, it is 25 hours of pain and misery. The story has plot holes, the ending is god awful, obnoxious, and in case if it wasn't obvious, people play games for fun. Nobody plays games for unpopular politics, lesbians, transgenders, false advertising, and to feel they've wasted 25 hours of their life. This genuinely feels more and should've been a movie instead. Honestly, Dragon's Lair feels more like a game than this.

The game, is extremely sexist, and offensive. The characters are severely dumbed down, just to force the plot, and even then, there's one obvious part that was incomprehensible. When something bad happens to one of the main characters, you're then forced to play as a villain.

That's like in Uncharted where a villain kills Nathan Drake and you had to play as the villain immediately after.

Also, the ending tries to tell a "message", but it makes no sense considering what you had to go through to get to the ending in the first place.

This game did NOT need to exist. Nobody asked for a sequel, and while getting could be good, it was just the wrong direction.

Overall, my biggest question is how on earth did Sony think a product like that was even close to acceptable?

Also, Naughty Dog better NOT touch Jak & Daxter and Uncharted after whatever the heck this abomination is. Especially since 70% of the staff who made those have already left. I would rather have Jak & Daxter and Uncharted dead than to be tortured by the next EA wannabe. Sony should just shut down Naughty Dog. Nuff said.

Fall Guys
(2020)

This Game is Underrated
I just don't understand. On Metacritic it has a 80% score, which is way too low. Here, it's 7.5, which imo is also too low.

Sonic Forces
(2017)

R.I.P. Sonic the Hedgehog (1991-2006, 2010-2017)
I've always wondered why SEGA keeps making mediocre modern Sonic games, since Generations, we've haven't had a good game since. But my biggest problem with the game is the characters. The majority of the characters don't do anything at all, and just are incompetent cheerleaders that apparently forgot their own powers and accomplishments. I'll explain the characters and what SEGA did to them. First, for Shadow, I don't really care about him. He does at least help somewhat, but otherwise he does nothing. Rogue is pretty bland, and I'm overall indifferent towards her. Omega is.... dead? The Chaotix, I'm indifferent towards, and Knuckles, I really don't like they made him "smart" again. Because while he's slightly more competent, he's just not as funny nor enjoyable as he was in Sonic Boom. He's pretty boring. Sliver is just lifeless and hardly talks (though he probably lost his voice form all those It's No Use!s), and also boring. Amy, is less annoying, and a bit more smart, but she's boring. But for Tails? Oh boy. What SEGA did to him is disgusting and despicable. Tails in the much older games defeated Eggman on his own, and proves he can be a helpful sidekick, but since Unleashed, he does literally nothing and just stands there and cries. Like, when Sonic is beaten up and hanged up by some of the villains, and Infinite, Tails just stands there and watches. Like, did he become brain dead? And after Sonic is "dead" his friends are apparently worthless without him. So, overall, a pretty bad game.

Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric
(2014)

The Biggest Waste Of Time Ever In Video Gaming History
I can't believe there's a game worse than Superman 64, and possibly Fallout 76. Rise of Lyric is undoubtedly the worst Sonic game ever. Horrible, rushed, "weak", and lazy, combat, bland and uninspired level designs, bad writing, and outdated, PS2 or Wii Graphics. The game is essentially trying to copy the Lego Video Games, with a major focus on exploration, combat, and progression, but the difference is that The Lego games are actually fun, and have tons of secrets and replay value. The combat is just mashing one button, with ZERO combos, or rewards. It gets old real fast. The only argument I don't agree with is that people say there's too many bugs and glitches, but I've never ran into any when I played it. That's the only part I think where people exaggerate on, but everything else is trash. The only "bug" I've come across was the bad camera and sometimes clipping. Seriously though, the graphics look like Wind Waker on GameCube but slightly more brighter, but WAY worse, especially considering the time of release and gap between the two.

The walking parts are the absolute worst part of the game. You move so darn slow, it kinda makes me question if the people who made this game even played and understood a Sonic game. God, Rise of Lyric makes Sonic '06 look like a masterpiece. However, at least they tried with '06, and it was because the team split up, as well as being rushed. '06 has better, gameplay (minus the glitches), better graphics, and WAY better music. While the voice acting was more stiff, it was a lot was a lot easier to listen to. The only bad thing about '06 for me besides the buggy and incomplete gameplay is the long loading times. Oh, another thing, '06 has almost perfect frame rate, while Rise of Lyric has trash frame rate.

I think SEGA was getting a bit greedy with their deal with Nintendo, because all we got a mediocre platforming game, a cash grab Olympic crossover (god, I hate that series), and a hot piece of trash spin off. So apparently the people who worked on this were former Naughty Dog employees, but I think they've should've stayed there, considering they wasted so much of their spare time on this trash. I understand why SEGA didn't just ask Naughty Dog, because they're owned by Sony as of 2001, and the Nintendo deal, but I feel SEGA just gets WAY too greedy and ambitious with their toys, and while there's the TV Show, I've barely watched it, it was meh. But Rise of Lyric was trash.

Link: The Faces of Evil
(1993)

Best Zelda Game Ever
Even better than Breath of the Wild, The Faces of Evil drives the already great series into a world full of fun, creative, hilarious, and colorful characters and gameplay. Despite the gameplay being pretty bad and stiff, the cutscenes make you question if ever, could we have seen a more breathtaking piece of art. I just wish we got Switch Ports, because I noticed not too many have played it on the CDI, and that's disappointing. Overall, Phillips made a astonishing and beautiful game that definitely had a few flaws, but nonetheless is a classic and unforgettable game.

Mr. Meaty
(2005)

Best Live Action Puppet Sitcom Ever
Amazing. Just amazing. Nothing can beat this show. Not even Fred: The Show could hold a candle to Mr. Meaty.

Happy Tree Friends
(2000)

Worst Cartoon I've Ever Seen, And My Most Hated, I'll Tell You Why
I HATE this show. I'll explain in full detail why. If you like this show, too bad. It's vile, and unsettling watching baby animals freaking get ran over by cars, dismembered, disemboweled, crushed to death, explode, burnt alive, electrocuted, shredded to pieces, decapitated, cut or ripped in half, or any eye injuries, and it's chock full of blood and gore, at that.

I honestly don't give a darn most love this show; I HATE it. All the characters are SO brain dead and obnoxious; they keep either killing each other or just stupidly fall into obvious traps, within at least 20 seconds or just right off the bat. That's the only "joke" present in this lousy excuse for a show. To summarize how obnoxious all the characters are, just imagine The Minions from Despicable Me, but a thousand times more annoying, stupid, unlikable, and unfunny. It's just the same predictable, juvenile, unfunny gags and "jokes" every time, so much so, you'd have to ask if this even qualifies as a show. The majority of the characters in each episode die in the most disgusting and brutal ways, and it never was funny to begin with.

My biggest problem with the show, outside of just existing, is the character designs. While they may seem cute and innocent, they look really, really, really bad. Like, they look really weird and are uncomfortable to look at. I don't like the PAC Man eyes, the "boot feet", and the fact most of them are naked. They're just so nightmarish to look at. They actually hurt my eyes. If I could alter the show, the number one thing I would do is redesign the characters to look like Mickey Mouse, Sonic, Bugs Bunny, etc.., and give them clothes.

I can't even believe there's a show EVEN worse than The Problem Solverz, Secret Mountain Fort Awesome, Fanboy and Chum Chum, and Teen Titians Go!, combined. At least all four of those shows have real writing, and at least they don't repeat the same jokes, that were already repetitive and juvenile in the first place.

The only redeeming quality of this flaming pile of shuit is the animation looks okay. Nothing amazing, but then again, it backfires because the character designs are just so uncomfortable to look at.

Itchy and Scratchy worked because at least it wasn't the main part of each episode, and it was just a occasional gag. The Kenny joke in South Park worked because at least his deaths, much like Itchy and Scratchy, weren't the main part of each episode, were unexpected, and at least Kenny gets a REAL reason to come back; his mother was exposed to the Cthulhu, and he was granted the power of immortality. Additionally, Kenny has REAL personality, unlike all the lousy characters in Happy Trash Friends. If you want a show that relies on dark humor/death as the main subject matter, South Park is the show I'd recommend; unlike Happy Shuit Friends, South Park has REAL writing that is smart, amazing humor and voice acting, as well as much better animation. Additionally, at least Matt Stone and Trey Parker knew what they were doing, and made something actually good. Other animated shows that you should watch that rely on dark humor and death as their main platform is Invader Zim and Billy and Mandy. They can get away with their darker subject matter since they give us a REAL reason, story, and motivation to care for them. Additionally, they're not disgusting. You should also watch those instead of whatever the hell this stupid Happy Shuit Friends crap is.

No character development, no real stories, no real voice acting, NOTHING at least okay aside from maybe the animation. Look, I appreciate that they wanna try something different, but, it just doesn't and will never work, and is always a bad idea. Why should I care about these obnoxious baby animals that always get themselves killed within a few minutes-, I'm sorry, not "care", but laugh!? I can't believe actual adults with a twisted sense of childish humor thought this show was a good idea.

You NEED a phucing story in the first place, otherwise how the heck is the audience going to relate with the characters? Just having gratuitous, and heavy amounts of blood, dismemberment, and gore is NOT a acceptable excuse for comedy, nor a show in general. You phucing need a story. The story could and phucing SHOULD answer tons of questions I have about the show, like, how come the majority of the characters don't have parents, why does the pink chipmunk have a crush on almost every male character when she's clearly a kid, how old are these animals, and most importantly, why the heck do they keep eaffing killing themselves every darn time? I seriously was not only yelling at my screen, but I really wanted to beat the crap out of the animals and the creators of the show.

I think the fans of the show are just psychopaths or something, because a person like myself with half a brain doesn't nor wouldn't realistically find any of this kind of childish and obnoxious shuit enjoyable. I can't believe this crap has a 7 out of 10 stars here, it's only making me question the brain of whoever gives out the ratings. Personally, if it was me, I would give this 0/10. Because it's eaffing garbage! It's just sad that I feel so alone on this one. 78% of the people who watched this crap loved it. If I had the Infinity Gauntlet, I would Thanos Snap this crap out of existence, and creators, FOREVER, PERIOD. If I had a genie, my very first wish would be the same. If I had a Time Machine, yes, you get the idea. But to go even further, if I was god, or even Satan, I would just send the creators to be crucified, while they have red hot nails in their eyes, in Antartica during the coldest time and weather without anything to keep them warm, and have their privates assaulted by phucing bullet ants. That's how much I despise this pathetic excuse for a show.

I've always hated this show, never laughed, never smiled, the only good part was when the episode ended. Every time I watch a episode (It's the same dumb and obnoxious crap every time, don't waste it) I just get more and more rilled up.

As for how I could improve the show, while I would usually just say "don't make it", I feel there's wasted potential here. First, like I said earlier, redesign the characters; they look so nightmarish and are uncomfortable to look at. Second, change the show theme, from just blood flooded Tom & Jerry to either Sausage Party or Family Guy. While fans will probably be upset, I don't care. The show is already shuit. Also, tone down the violence while you're at it; it's just too much for me. Turning the show into a sitcom helps me relate better with these characters. Sure, add some OCCASIONAL brutal violence, swearing, innuendos, and maybe some singing. The other option would be to change this steaming pile of pig shuit into RWBY, an actually good Web Series. Third, I would get rid of some of the unnecessary side characters, like the purple sheep chick is just as obnoxious as all of them, I wouldn't mind seeing her go through a wood chipper, permanently cut from the show. Last but not least, Fourth, change the intro; it's obnoxious, stupid, and childish. Change it into DuckTales or We Are! from One Piece. If you will just keep it the same, then just don't make it. Simple as that.

But as of right now Happy Tree Friends is the WORST cartoon I've ever watched, and definitely my most hated. It's utter garbage. Don't watch it, phuc this show, phuc the creators of it, and phuc the fans of it. You're better off punching yourself in the neck. Sure, it'll hurt quite a lot, but at least you're not damaging your eyes nor wasting your time with this crap. Again, don't watch, don't listen to the fans, ignore this one, it sucks literal azz, and the creators can honestly just go and should eaffing drink bleach; they're despicable and evil people.

Overall, Happy Tree Friends, is crass, obnoxious, childish, incredibly unfunny, predictable, repetitive, disgusting, and stupid.

Edit: I censored some of the words cause I can't post it otherwise 😢

Dragonball Evolution
(2009)

Even Worse Than The Last Airbender
Good lord, this movie is garbage. I didn't even know it was a DBZ movie and I thought it was some crappy parody or something. This doesn't feel like a Dragon Ball movie at all. It feels like a rushed middle school project.

To be fair, the writer of Evolution has admitted he never watched Dragon Ball, but I didn't think it would be this bad.

The characters look nothing like they did in the source material, and they don't even act the same. Krillin is not in the movie, Roshi looked like a some 60 year old man wanting to be hip with kids, Bulma is now a bounty hunter? Since when? It's kinda sad how the only characters that were almost accurate were Gohan and Mai.

But let's talk about the biggest thing they got wrong. Goku. He's nothing like the one we all know, he's apparently this socially awkward, teen womanizer that goes to school....

You know the movie's bad when Toriyama himself also hated the movie.

Joshua and the Promised Land
(2003)

Best Animated Movie Ever
This movie is breathtakingly amazing. The voices, the animation, and the story are all amazing.

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