Worst Cartoon I've Ever Seen, And My Most Hated, I'll Tell You Why I HATE this show. I'll explain in full detail why. If you like this show, too bad. It's vile, and unsettling watching baby animals freaking get ran over by cars, dismembered, disemboweled, crushed to death, explode, burnt alive, electrocuted, shredded to pieces, decapitated, cut or ripped in half, or any eye injuries, and it's chock full of blood and gore, at that.
I honestly don't give a darn most love this show; I HATE it. All the characters are SO brain dead and obnoxious; they keep either killing each other or just stupidly fall into obvious traps, within at least 20 seconds or just right off the bat. That's the only "joke" present in this lousy excuse for a show. To summarize how obnoxious all the characters are, just imagine The Minions from Despicable Me, but a thousand times more annoying, stupid, unlikable, and unfunny. It's just the same predictable, juvenile, unfunny gags and "jokes" every time, so much so, you'd have to ask if this even qualifies as a show. The majority of the characters in each episode die in the most disgusting and brutal ways, and it never was funny to begin with.
My biggest problem with the show, outside of just existing, is the character designs. While they may seem cute and innocent, they look really, really, really bad. Like, they look really weird and are uncomfortable to look at. I don't like the PAC Man eyes, the "boot feet", and the fact most of them are naked. They're just so nightmarish to look at. They actually hurt my eyes. If I could alter the show, the number one thing I would do is redesign the characters to look like Mickey Mouse, Sonic, Bugs Bunny, etc.., and give them clothes.
I can't even believe there's a show EVEN worse than The Problem Solverz, Secret Mountain Fort Awesome, Fanboy and Chum Chum, and Teen Titians Go!, combined. At least all four of those shows have real writing, and at least they don't repeat the same jokes, that were already repetitive and juvenile in the first place.
The only redeeming quality of this flaming pile of shuit is the animation looks okay. Nothing amazing, but then again, it backfires because the character designs are just so uncomfortable to look at.
Itchy and Scratchy worked because at least it wasn't the main part of each episode, and it was just a occasional gag. The Kenny joke in South Park worked because at least his deaths, much like Itchy and Scratchy, weren't the main part of each episode, were unexpected, and at least Kenny gets a REAL reason to come back; his mother was exposed to the Cthulhu, and he was granted the power of immortality. Additionally, Kenny has REAL personality, unlike all the lousy characters in Happy Trash Friends. If you want a show that relies on dark humor/death as the main subject matter, South Park is the show I'd recommend; unlike Happy Shuit Friends, South Park has REAL writing that is smart, amazing humor and voice acting, as well as much better animation. Additionally, at least Matt Stone and Trey Parker knew what they were doing, and made something actually good. Other animated shows that you should watch that rely on dark humor and death as their main platform is Invader Zim and Billy and Mandy. They can get away with their darker subject matter since they give us a REAL reason, story, and motivation to care for them. Additionally, they're not disgusting. You should also watch those instead of whatever the hell this stupid Happy Shuit Friends crap is.
No character development, no real stories, no real voice acting, NOTHING at least okay aside from maybe the animation. Look, I appreciate that they wanna try something different, but, it just doesn't and will never work, and is always a bad idea. Why should I care about these obnoxious baby animals that always get themselves killed within a few minutes-, I'm sorry, not "care", but laugh!? I can't believe actual adults with a twisted sense of childish humor thought this show was a good idea.
You NEED a phucing story in the first place, otherwise how the heck is the audience going to relate with the characters? Just having gratuitous, and heavy amounts of blood, dismemberment, and gore is NOT a acceptable excuse for comedy, nor a show in general. You phucing need a story. The story could and phucing SHOULD answer tons of questions I have about the show, like, how come the majority of the characters don't have parents, why does the pink chipmunk have a crush on almost every male character when she's clearly a kid, how old are these animals, and most importantly, why the heck do they keep eaffing killing themselves every darn time? I seriously was not only yelling at my screen, but I really wanted to beat the crap out of the animals and the creators of the show.
I think the fans of the show are just psychopaths or something, because a person like myself with half a brain doesn't nor wouldn't realistically find any of this kind of childish and obnoxious shuit enjoyable. I can't believe this crap has a 7 out of 10 stars here, it's only making me question the brain of whoever gives out the ratings. Personally, if it was me, I would give this 0/10. Because it's eaffing garbage! It's just sad that I feel so alone on this one. 78% of the people who watched this crap loved it. If I had the Infinity Gauntlet, I would Thanos Snap this crap out of existence, and creators, FOREVER, PERIOD. If I had a genie, my very first wish would be the same. If I had a Time Machine, yes, you get the idea. But to go even further, if I was god, or even Satan, I would just send the creators to be crucified, while they have red hot nails in their eyes, in Antartica during the coldest time and weather without anything to keep them warm, and have their privates assaulted by phucing bullet ants. That's how much I despise this pathetic excuse for a show.
I've always hated this show, never laughed, never smiled, the only good part was when the episode ended. Every time I watch a episode (It's the same dumb and obnoxious crap every time, don't waste it) I just get more and more rilled up.
As for how I could improve the show, while I would usually just say "don't make it", I feel there's wasted potential here. First, like I said earlier, redesign the characters; they look so nightmarish and are uncomfortable to look at. Second, change the show theme, from just blood flooded Tom & Jerry to either Sausage Party or Family Guy. While fans will probably be upset, I don't care. The show is already shuit. Also, tone down the violence while you're at it; it's just too much for me. Turning the show into a sitcom helps me relate better with these characters. Sure, add some OCCASIONAL brutal violence, swearing, innuendos, and maybe some singing. The other option would be to change this steaming pile of pig shuit into RWBY, an actually good Web Series. Third, I would get rid of some of the unnecessary side characters, like the purple sheep chick is just as obnoxious as all of them, I wouldn't mind seeing her go through a wood chipper, permanently cut from the show. Last but not least, Fourth, change the intro; it's obnoxious, stupid, and childish. Change it into DuckTales or We Are! from One Piece. If you will just keep it the same, then just don't make it. Simple as that.
But as of right now Happy Tree Friends is the WORST cartoon I've ever watched, and definitely my most hated. It's utter garbage. Don't watch it, phuc this show, phuc the creators of it, and phuc the fans of it. You're better off punching yourself in the neck. Sure, it'll hurt quite a lot, but at least you're not damaging your eyes nor wasting your time with this crap. Again, don't watch, don't listen to the fans, ignore this one, it sucks literal azz, and the creators can honestly just go and should eaffing drink bleach; they're despicable and evil people.
Overall, Happy Tree Friends, is crass, obnoxious, childish, incredibly unfunny, predictable, repetitive, disgusting, and stupid.
Edit: I censored some of the words cause I can't post it otherwise 😢