The_Retard_Whisperer
Joined Mar 2001
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Why? Why would anyone want to see this movie? Do people like bad acting, silly and predictable plots, stereotype characters, and events that take place with absolutely no explanation? Is that really what we loyal moviegoers seek? I would like to think not...
Instead, my theory is that there are two reasons men went to see this movie: Angelina Jolie's right and left breasts. The guy behind me told his buddy they should have called the movie Boob Raider, and he couldn't be more right.
I never played the video games, but I would assume that would make little difference. The movie would remain the pitiful piece of Hollywood fluff it is.
Instead, my theory is that there are two reasons men went to see this movie: Angelina Jolie's right and left breasts. The guy behind me told his buddy they should have called the movie Boob Raider, and he couldn't be more right.
I never played the video games, but I would assume that would make little difference. The movie would remain the pitiful piece of Hollywood fluff it is.
This movie is so amazing, I can't even begin to tell you. If you haven't seen it, you haven't been enlightened. Don't listen to the critics, they don't know what they were talking about. They didn't see this movie for what it is:
A masterpiece.
And the author! Chuck Palahnuik made his debut with this novel. Yes, Fight Club was based off an amazing book, and held very true to it. That has become a rarity in book-to-movie films today. I have since read all of his books, and each great. I hope another is made into a movie, and I've heard they are both optioned. Read them.
And The Pixies! If you have no idea who The Pixies are, and you have any care for rock music, you have been missing out on one of the most brilliant bands ever. The Pixies created alternative rock, not Nirvana, as many misinformed fans have been led to believe. Since seeing Fight Club, I have obtained all of their albums and tributes and await more compilations. If you are a Pixies fan, guess which song is featured in the movie.
I can't believe this movie was overlooked at the Academys. It should've at least been nominated for: best film, best director, best adapted screenplay, best original score, best actor, best supporting actor, best actress, best cinematography. After you see it, you'll agree. You're life is ending one minute at a time.
See Fight Club now.
A masterpiece.
And the author! Chuck Palahnuik made his debut with this novel. Yes, Fight Club was based off an amazing book, and held very true to it. That has become a rarity in book-to-movie films today. I have since read all of his books, and each great. I hope another is made into a movie, and I've heard they are both optioned. Read them.
And The Pixies! If you have no idea who The Pixies are, and you have any care for rock music, you have been missing out on one of the most brilliant bands ever. The Pixies created alternative rock, not Nirvana, as many misinformed fans have been led to believe. Since seeing Fight Club, I have obtained all of their albums and tributes and await more compilations. If you are a Pixies fan, guess which song is featured in the movie.
I can't believe this movie was overlooked at the Academys. It should've at least been nominated for: best film, best director, best adapted screenplay, best original score, best actor, best supporting actor, best actress, best cinematography. After you see it, you'll agree. You're life is ending one minute at a time.
See Fight Club now.