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Bodyguard: Episode #1.6
(2018)
Episode 6, Season 1

are you serious
Guys i can't believe how you can be so shocked about how "bad" the ending was. What do you think this series is, an effing game of thrones? You must have been exaggerating it soo much in your eyes. This was a very mediocre ending, which suited very well with the rest of the season. The season was full of flaws and inconsistencies as the ending has. Also i actually liked the twist about nadia.

Bodyguard
(2018)

ok
So far I'm enjoying the show. But also I can't believe how the "displeased-never-enjoy-any-show-ever" imdb reviewers gave this series a 8,3. There are some inconsistencies and unrealistic events which could easily make this series a 7-7,5/10. For me, the biggest problem is that they can't confirm the identity of the shooter for days, that drove me hella crazy, he didn't burn himself, the body is right there safe and sound( just dead lol) and C'MON he is a veteran he is one of your own and you still can't find who he is!!!!! Take the effing fingerprint and search it on the system then. Ohhhhh but wait they couldnt find any id on him, so it's impossible to know who he is.

At one point, I wasn't paying attention to any of the nonsense that happens because it became too painful to watch while being aware of them.

Also, the sexual relationship was so unnecessary between them. The storyline was already interesting and wholesome without it. Plus, I couldn't see any chemistry.

Inside Job
(2021)

A MUST WATCH
I'm so glad that Netflix algorithm has made me watch it. The topic is super original, the storyline is interesting and all the characters are likeable. The idea of an animation serie mocking about conspiracy theories while being hilarious is AWESOME!!! As soon as I read the caption I knew this series is gonna be something else. And I was right to the moon and back! Even the trailer itself tells everything. Pleaseeee drop out the second season already!!!

Inside Job: Unpresidented
(2021)
Episode 1, Season 1

That was one hell of an episode!
OMG. I can't believe what I just've watched! This is an awesome straight beginning to a brilliant series. This episode was really fun to watch with all the jokes and the storyline. It almost felt like a movie at one point because it was so wholesome. I can't wait to watch the remaining episodes, I really hope they won't be different than this!

Ted Bundy: Falling for a Killer
(2020)

great doc with rare footage
Ted bundy:brutally murders many young bright women and an innocent child, manipulates people for years and years, denies his guilt and acts as innocent in his trial, doesnt show any remorse in any time, didnt apologize from the victim's loved ones ever, refuses to work with police until he gains something from them still ted bundy: i wonder why she didnt reach me back when i am going to be executed?

By the way, I wonder is he really bright or just an exaggerated popular figure because of all the things he did to incriminate himself in every way imaginable.

Santa Clarita Diet
(2017)

mehh
It was mediocre. I had a nice time watching it and it would be great if there was a 4th season because of how 3rd season end. But obviously not the best netflix comedy series like some people said (yea i know tf). It is tolerable at best.

Minimalism: A Documentary About the Important Things
(2015)

i can't believe how bad it is
I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW BAD IT IS. During the quarantine I realized that I am very into this idea called minimalism. Not because I know or listen anything about it, mainly because during the pandemic everything felt so boring and meaningless and I personally felt like I was drowning. So I just kinda started to like the idea of minimalism basically and I even renew my wardrobe, took out sooo many useless things and buy a few things that will be useful to wear. This felt sooo fresh and I wanted to continue doing so. But I didn't know where or how to continue in my house, or even in my life. I was so sure that Netflix will have at least a few great docs about minimalism, and I was so excited to watch them. Plot Twist: Netflix was a big big failure. There were only 2 documentaries which is based on the same 2 people, and I hated every second of both docs. They were so boring. I don't wanna know about their dam* life??? I'm not interested in it, give me some good clues about minimalism, or talk about its purpose for god's sake??? They only talked about their boring ex life and their boring new life. They sometimes said meaningful things about minimalism, how less is more but they just repeated those sentences sooo much in the docs that I hated the idea of minimalism even though I was into the idea. They don't have anyhing to say actually, they just repeat the same sentences that the whole documentary could be tidied up in a few sentences. I don't actually even know what I watched at this point. I don't know who or why someone convinced you but you guys are not the people who are going to teach the idea of minimalism. Big big waste of time.

Brokeback Mountain
(2005)

i'm happy if it helps
I'm happy if it helps people to understand lgbt members. And I'm sure there are some awesome movies about lgbt members but for me this was not one of them. I could not find anything likeable about this movie except the beautiful cast. 1 point goes for the actors.

The Sons of Sam: A Descent Into Darkness
(2021)

just watch the first 2 episodes and then let it go
I started with the intention of binge watching. First episode was awesome, I had no idea of who this son of Sam was and it explained well the shottings, all the things that occur at that time. They found the relevant people to interview. And in the second episode we heard that maybe he did not act alone. It was also good. I got the point that the journalist trying to prove but somehow it took too long for them to explain it in the last 2 episodes. They were so SLOW and BORING. First 2 episodes took 2 hours but last 2 episodes took 3 days to finish. There were so many unnecesary details and scenes in them. While approaching to the end I was praying for it to finish. Like okay dude we really got what you are trying to prove. It can be easily 2 or 3 episodes if it wasn't for the dialogues or scenes that has been replied a couple of times which has no contribution to the actual story itself. At first I really believed the story he was trying to tell, but right now I don't know what to believe, my head is so full of nonsense.

8/10 just for the first 2 episodes.

P. S: Also what about that voice? It sounded so freakin weird maybe the narrator tried to sound like we're in a horror movie or something but it didn't work just sounded silly and irritated me throughout it.

I Am a Killer: Killer in the Eyes of the Law
(2018)
Episode 2, Season 1

continues great
Thanks again Netflix for having the opportunity to tell us these stories, maybe the stories we wouldn't have heard of in our entire life if it wasn't for this documentary. This is also an episode with many interesting aspects. A man receives a death penalty because of a crime he didn't commit but participate in it. Worth watching. Especially if you value the psychologies of criminal minds and not only the crime they commit. This must be for you.

I Am a Killer: Means to an End
(2018)
Episode 1, Season 1

man i didnt expect it
The first half of the episode didn't promise anything interesting but the second half was amazing. The thing is, this was a very plain but deep story including lots of emotions. Most of the time we never stop and think about what criminals may actually feel like, and this episode makes you feel it. He was never loved at home, never got attention from dad and mom, never had a strong bonded relationship with anyone. He got nothing to do but using drugs and robbing. Nobody was there to stop him, neither his parents nor his 2 brothers. Nobody cared for him, nobody even got mad when he broke school every goddamn day. 17, when he went to prison. Never got a loved one. How one could expect from him to be a normal human being? How one could expect from him to have a bachelor's degree? Get married? Have sons? Get a job? When he didn't receive love or attention from his parents and doesn't know how it feels to be trusted and loved? It was truly touching for me, especially after nearly 40 years when he find a loved one. A relative. You can see how happy he is on their photo. You can see that wasted life, all because of the lack of sympathy for him in his entire life. That single photo made me cry for minutes. He could have a different life. He could have a family, a decent job. But life isn't fair, as he says. This story affected me so much i can't tell. And can't thank Netflix enough for this masterpiece episode.

Crime Scene: The Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel
(2021)

really glad i've watched it!
I actually really enjoyed this documentary. It contains all of the aspects of Elisa Lam and Cecil Hotel phenomenons. Before starting the documentary i read the reviews and thought "Oh great, there's another netflix documentary which is unnecessarily long and contains parts that have no connection with the story line at all." I agree Netflix does sometimes do that. And i started watching the documentary with this state of mind but turns out, it was nothing like that and surprised me so much. I loved how it all covers up so many things which seem to be unrelevant at first but in fact has a lot to do with the actual situation. I learned not only the true and logical story about the mysterious event but also so much about the streets of LA at that time, how social media can effect an ongoing situation and lynch culture. As far as I understand, some people really wanted to learn the actual story in a few minutes and pass on to another thing on Netflix, that's why they don't like it. But a reminder: this is not a news channel. They are trying to make it as much as interesting by building the suspense through out the doc and they don't wanna give you what actually happened in the beginning, which is understandable and entertains me the most. They give you a theory and they support it with arguments, and then they do the same with completely opposite theory! So you're trying to figure out which could be the reality, while watching it. They do everything to confuse you, to even make you create your own theories and while they are doing all of these, they also feed your curiosity. This is being comprehensive, not "extending the documentary into hours". Another thing i liked about the production is that when you watch it you dont only get to know the situation, you also learn a lot about the things that may effect it, you get to know the circumstances around the time that event occured, you get to know people's first thoughts around that time and now etc. I loved how they reached out the people who we wanted to hear from most, like the former manager of Cecil Hotel, the creepy musical guy and the Hotel personnel that found the body first... For me, Cecil Hotel was a production that was perfectly executed and edited and has left me with no unanswered questions in the end. Im glad Netflix does things like that, since most of the people don't seem to appreciate that kind of work.

The IT Crowd: The Internet Is Coming
(2013)
Episode 0, Season 5

Sad
Even though i didnt necessarily liked this episode, i really am sad that it finished. Brilliant sense of humour and great characters!

The IT Crowd: Reynholm vs Reynholm
(2010)
Episode 6, Season 4

Hilarious
I think it is the funniest bestest episode in the show. I almost got choked trying to eat my pizza while watching it.

The IT Crowd: Bad Boys
(2010)
Episode 5, Season 4

Tremendous
Most satisfying and well-fictioned episode of it crowd while approaching to the end. God I'm going to miss this show.

6 Years
(2015)

disappointing
I started this film with an intention to watch a cute, touching relationship story. But it was so frustrating in so many ways, even the way that she touches his hair. The relationship that they've had is a no doubt toxic relationship. Main characters are nowhere near likable. Besides the other factors the senario wasn't meaningful and strong enough to be a film, and doesnt make any sense at all. There shouldn't be a movie out there like this, I am serious.

Roma
(2018)

just awful as it gets
I've already wasted 2 hours of my life watching this film so i am not going to waste some 30 other minutes to explain why this film is so awful. just all the people who are trying to decide now whether or not to watch this film, please be aware that rome is boring, unnecessarily long and not a bit touching at all.there are so many successful films you can watch less than 2 hours 14 minutes believe me. dont waste your time. just dont.

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