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My friend had this on and I swear, the whole time it was playing, the room smelled like rotten eggs and rancid fried chicken. I kept thinking, "did someone have a bad Waffle House breakfast??" And then I figured my friend maybe just had a stomach problem and I didn't want to embarrass her, but she's pretty classy and not likely to do something like that. The aroma started to permeate my clothes and I felt like it was adhering to my skin. I started becoming very self-conscious but my friend was oblivious to it all. And then the show ended and the weird stench went away. I have no idea what happened. Just one of life's mysteries, I guess.

Stallone isn't breaking any new ground here, but who cares? This was nothing but fun from start to finish in an era where every movie has to ram some diversity nonsense down your throat. Were there plot holes? Yes. Was some of it a bit too much to buy into? Yes. Was it a good time overall? Absolutely. I'm sure the expected negative reviews will start flooding in, but that's because some people don't understand the concept of mindless entertainment. Not everything has to be Schindler's List. If I get one more notification that I haven't reached 600 characters, I'm going to lose it here. I think this site is broken.