The Feel Good Comedy Hit Of The Year This movie nearly killed me the first time I saw it. It was so bad I nearly killed myself. But then I realized a new reason to watch the film. IT WAS SO BAD I NEARLY KILLED MYSELF! LAUGHING THAT IS! I repeat that because that is the reason to watch the movie. It reminds me of a good old crappy exploitation flick from the '70's. Bad acting (really bad), inane script, benawl direction, lots of skin, stereotyped characters, and lots more skin. that is the reason to watch the movie. It reminds me of a good old crappy exploitation flick from the '70's. Bad acting (really bad), inane script, benawl direction, lots of skin, sterotyped characters, and lots more skin.
Many afficionadoes of the first film will judge the film as sequel/prequel. But the best part of the film is that it is just a rip-off of the first. Only unbelievably bad. Hey, I have seen and enjoyed the first one. But I never measure a sequel to the original. It's not fair.
Let's start with the acting. Now many have said Amy Adams has a lot of talent and a future. I agree with the former but after this film the latter seems to be in question. The younger actors just don't seem to know that their chosen profession is to ACT. Somebody should tell them that. Once again one of the best parts. I read a review stating there were too many slutty Catholic schoolgirls. THAT'S A LIE! No such thing. Since the movie was supposed to be a TV show the acting has a lot of All My Melrose Dawson's Children In The Middle 901210 material here. That is a lot of soap opera.
Which brings me to the music. Awful. It is supposed to draw us further into the story. It just makes me laugh. General Hospital would have troubles competing with the sappy softcore porno-Days Of Our Lives infernal tootleing.
Next stop cinematography...Well it was there. The movie was shot. I seriously think the director shot the entire film with out looking at it. Moving on.
I have been dreading this part. The script. A very unfortunate use of paper. Had this been an exploitation flick we wouldn't need this thing. Here go's...GODDAMNIT I CAN'T DO IT! Many give spoilers, I don't but I'll give a summary. "I'm poor, I'm horny, I'm rich, I'm horny, I've been betrayed, Did I mention I'm horny?" There I think this sums things up. The characters are perfect B-movie sqaudron. Asian psychotic maids, looney chefs, slutty schoolgirls, LESBIAN TWIN SHOWER SCENES. I'm going to say that 3 more times in this review. Any true American movie classic must have a LESBIAN TWIN SHOWER SCENE. Especially for no reason at all. That is truly the best reason to have a LESBIAN TWIN SHOWER SCENE. Two more to go. Were they really serious when they were filming 95% of these scenes? I hope not, that would be sad.
Overall the film has a LESBIAN TWIN SHOWER SCENE. Yes! One more to go. Don't watch this movie if your a fan of the first one. Don't watch this movie if you like some of Hollywood's more useless inventions such as the script, actor, writer, and several other things that go into making a good movie. But if you like non-stop stupidity, sexuality, and did I mention that everbody switched hair color in this? Well anyway it is one of the worst movies of the last two decades and we shouldn't be happier. Watch it and laugh. LAUGH! LAUGH! LAUGH DAMN YOU!!!
Whoa! Sorry freaked out there. Well This is a B-Movie cult classic in the making. Goodnight to all and to all LESBIAN TWIN SHOWER SCENE!