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This is the first porn movie i have seen in my life. I was only 9 years old (no joke). That was in 1988 i guess. Now, you may ask yourself how a 9 years old buy get in touch with porn

movies without being caught by his parents. You know what? i have seen it together with my mom. Hehe. No! i am not kidding!

I dont really remember the story anymore but it was truly amazing and funny. I would like to see it again. Too bad i am not that intrested in porn anymore. get in touch with me if you know any websites which are deticated to this movie. out.

This computer animated movie is a must for everyone. Especially for those who are intrested in computer animations. This is one of the best computer animated movie i have ever seen in my life. The graphics and the textures are good. The movement of the characters is a story for itself. The model movements look VERY realistic thanks to motion capture technology (watch the dance scene at the end of the movie. It is awesome!) The story is also good. It is actually written for children, yet teenagers or adults can enjoy it too. The story has kinda the taste of "alice in wonderland". And also, I never thought that "Barbie" would have such *normal* personality since it is actually a toy which was designed for innocent/naive pre-preteen girls. Action and fun, All in one. watch it!

i wont even try to give a bad name to this tv show. cause it makes no sense. there are zillions of reasons why you should not watch this THING. i cant list them all here. i said THING cause i cant call this THING a tv show at all. its not bull***t at all. Even bull***t has a style. This show has none. When i watch a tv show i mostly know what kind of people would want to watch it. But when i look at this one then i cant figure out who would like to watch such a nonsense. Its action but its not. Its comedy but its not. Its a family show but its not. Its supposed to be COOL. but its not. what is it?!?! i dont know. find out if you are man enough.

Its like a mystery for me. thats all. im outta here.

heh. i dont know whether i like this movie or not. cause i dont know whether this THING can be called a movie or not. i dont whether THIS is a thing or not at all. What is this? some sort of entertainment? is it for kids? is it a comedy? is it action? now what is THIS?

do kids like it when adults act like idiots? no, cause i was kid. and i know that they were idiots even when they dont act like idiots. I would like to call this movie a PUBLIC URINAL? thats what its like.

Never before impressed me a movie character as much as Richie did. I simply like this guy and his style. I guess people who are into magic should get that they cant stop people like Richie the hammer. I guess this movie is a good lesson for those teenage wannabe witches!

The aliens in this tv show look (somehow) like those aliens in the first episodes of star trek. I mean the first version of star trek but dont be fooled. There were earlier "un-official" episodes of star trek which are not listed in imdb.com at all and Captain kirk was not playing in those episodes. Whatever, these episodes were true sci-fi stuff and they were TOO fantastic. The aliens were not real evil and they were kinda un-human. Of course there are higher beings in the new star trek shows too, such as the "Q" but they are somehow so HUMAN. dont you think? Whatever, noone liked those first episodes cause they were not able to understand it with their small brains (ha ha ha) so Gene Roddenberry had to change several stuff. Later a captain called james t. kirk came. He was tough guy who liked to fight. The aliens were no higher beings anymore (cause nothing could be higher than humans in the sixties) they were bad and evil creatures who had to loose all the time. Today, when i watch earth: the final conflict, i see a true science fiction and i know that Roddenberrys dreams came true (finally =)Rest in Peace, dude.

This movie is about the adventerues of Keloglan. Keloglan stands for "bald boy" in english. There are lots of children stories about keloglan in turkey. And the movie is as entertaining as the stories, if not more. Now about the movie. Keloglan lives with his mother in a small hut in the forest.They are so poor and keloglan always want to be rich and noble one day. But his mother does not like that kind of ideas and tells him to do his work and that he should not dream. One day he runs aways to find the padisah (king in ottoman empire) and marry his daughter. Lots of funny stuff happen to him and at the end of the movie... well thats enough. you should watch it. Rüstü asyali is good as keloglan and his voice is so bright. Espeically his intellegent jokes made me laugh. In the end of the movie his mother says something like "thats my son! you send him to buy salt, he gets the daughter of the padisah" that was funny. Watch it, if you are turkish. (ohh i was gonna forget that dwarf whose name is bicirik, he also plays in other keloglan movies. You know, keloglaan always say "im keloglan and this is my man bicirik" you will know what i mean if you know the movie =)

The hero of this movie is a normal guy who works in a bank. He likes reading criminal stories, especially the adventures of mike hammer. He reads those kind of books so much that he simply knows every single line of them. One day he gets into trouble with the mafia and his dreams come true in a way. He starts a funny war against the mafia and his knowledge on criminal stories help him in this war. Pretty nice turkish humor.

The movie is not about Tarzan but its about an average turkish guy who thinks he is tarzan. His name is Rifki and poeple in his neigbourhood call him Tarzan Rifki. He is kinda stupid and naive. He wants to find a true love and live with her in a forest. One day he sends an advertisement to a newspaper. Its a newspaper where single people send message to find new friends. He finds one and one day he wants to meet her. He mails her and tells the woman where they are going to meet each other. He say that he is going to carry a red colored small flower (rose?) in the pocket of his shirt. He goes to that place and starts waiting. In the same time, a mafia boss hires a famous killer since he wants him to kill someone for him. They tell the killer to go to a certain place and wait for them there. They also tell the killer that he should put a red flower in the pocket of his shirt, so he can recogniz him (they do it to make the things secure, you know like mission impossible stuff) whatever. The place where the killer waits is the same place as the place where our here (tarzan rifki) waits. Accidentally the mafia people think that tarzan rifki is the killer and they just take him to the boss. But somehow noone understands the problem. Tarzan thinks the boss is the father of his new girlfriend. And the boss thinks he is a killer. It takes too much time since they notice the problem. Pretty funny movie. A good example for turkish humor.

This is the story of a poor guy who comes from a small village in eastern turkey to big city Istanbul. He has no idea of a life in Istanbul and how hard life is. In turkey village people always say something like "the stone and the earth of Istanbul is made of Gold" Whatever he comes to city with big plans and finds his uncle who works in a big hotel as a cook. He tells him that things are hard in Istanbul. As he talks with his uncle, some guys in the hotel tell him that they have a job for him. He says YES. The job is simple. The owner of the hotel is a depressive guy who has to beat someone to feel better. He says YES since he needs the money. Later they become good friends with the owner of the hotel. Later, he becomes a famous singer since some people discover his talent for Arabesk music. (arabesk is actually not a turkish music. Only people from the eastern part of the turkey sing that kind of music. Its full of sad stuff about love and sounds like arabian music) Whatever. The movie makes fun of people who come from eastern turkey and become famous in 2 days through arabesk music.

This story is about a naive and good hearted waiter who works in a big turkish casino. He is in love with the favorite singer of the casino who is a good looking woman. But he just cant tell her how much she loves her since she is pretty arrogant and cause he knows that she would not want to have a relationhship with a poor waiter. One day a japanese tourist (a scientist) comes to the casino. She likes the casino and especially the waiter since he is a very nice and hard working guy. whatever, later the japanese guy leaves the casino and wants to go to the hotel but some people beat him and steal his money. The waiter meets the japanese guy as he goes to home. He sees that the japanese guy is wounded and takes him to his home. The japanese guy thanks him and he sees that the waiters house is full with the posters of that singer from the casino. the japanese guy tells him that he will help him but he does not tell how. One day he comes again to the casino with a camera and makes a long record of the singer. Later, the japanese guy goes back to his country. After several days the waiter becomes a big packet from japan. He opens the packet. and he sees that there is a perfect copy of his love in the packet. Its an android (robot) and there is simply no difference between his real love and the robot. The movie is pretty funny and absurd since it makes people think that japanese people can really do that kind of robots =)

This movie is the same as the italian movie "bingo bongo" but it has been made 7 years before "bingo bongo" ...in other words Adriano Celentano stole the story of a turkish movie and became famous through it. The movie is about a guy who got lost in forest when he was a small baby. He lives in the forest with animals, especially with bears. and becomes a bear guy. He is strong and naive. Later some scientists discover and want to adapt him to normal life. Of course thats hard. And we see that its impossible in the end of the movie. At the beginning i thought turkish guys stole the story from the famous italian movie "bingo bongo". I was pretty surprised when i saw that "hanzo" was made in 1975 and "bingo bongo" in 1982. It is an exact copy of "Hanzo" and i think people should accept it. point.

Seref is a very rich and famous business man who actually lives in the united states. After many years he comes back to his country (Turkey) for the first time since he was a kid. Although he was born in Turkey, the life in united states turned him into an American guy. He wears a cowboy hat and talks turkish in american accent. This is a comedy movie which makes fun of famous hollywood movies, such as; home alone and basic instinct. Its nice to watch but you wont want to watch it ever again after the movie ends.

nice movie but its just a remake. The original one was a turkish movie called "hanzo" from 1975. The original was better but the ending is better in this one since things become funny.

I am from Berlin and 20 years old. I have seen "hey arnold" several times on Super RTL (a cartoon channel). I just liked it. Especially the episode with the "stoop kid" is so funny any intelligent. There is a kid who can not leave his stoop. My god. This episode rules. Just watch it. I liked it. I cant explain more cause i dont know how to explain it. You will remember that episode if you are a fan of this cartoon.

I have first heard about this movie in a turkish youth magazine called Blue Jean, in 1989. It was pretty intresting for me but i have never watched it in a cinema. I have just seen it on tv 3-4 years ago. It was not TOO funny but it was pretty nice and intresting because of the story of the movie. I dont want to say bad or good things about the movie. Its just a comedy movie. not more not less.

I have first seen this movie in Turkey, on tv. I simply liked it and i remember that i was pretty sad at the end of the movie cause it was kinda short for me. It could be longer. I still remember that night cause i searched the net for more info on this movie. that was in 1997 i think, that was the first time i visited IMDB.com .My god the site contains info on every movie that exists!!! that was pretty fantastic 4 years ago. you know what? its still fantastic. I liked the movie because of the costumes and special effects and the stunts. It was pretty funny too. Especially when Huxley says that she learnt fighting through jackie chan movies. The only absurd part of the movie was perhaps the story cause i dont think that you can change the normal life style of people and turn them intoo DISNEYLAND people just by changing the name of a city or making smoking illegal. And all that in 30 years??!?!? sorry but thats impossible =)

I am actually not a that big fan of sly movies but i liked this one, since it has the taste of an european movie. It did not look like a hollywood movie at the beginning. I think it has just something to do with the casting and the story. This movie is one of the best comedy movies i have seen. Its lots of funnier than Police Acadamy. That kind of movies mostly scare and make uncomfortable at the beginning but OSCAR makes you laugh from the beginning to the end. The jokes are very funny and INTELLIGENT. The movie start with a slow tempo, like about 1 joke every minute but late in the movie the bombardment of jokes start. It makes you laugh simply the sh*t out of you. I have never liked another comedy like this one. Please watch this one. You MUST see it.

I did not like this movie, cause its violent. That does not make a movie bad but its violent IN A STUPID WAY. It has the taste of movies like Pulp fiction. INTERNATIONAL underground people who look like some cheap role models which are some junkie punks. I can only describe it like that. Especially the british guy is so fun. He wears colored designer glasses in the hardest situations. They probably thought that it makes him COOL =) Raymond Blossom is trying to play the psychotic villain but unfortunately he is NOT Gary Oldman who can act 1000 times better. The whole movie looks like the computer game "interstate 76" Man, Americans are so cool! =) There is scene where he talks with the russian mafia guy. The guy says something like that he is always right and that they always win. Ray says "Just like in Afghanistan!" Hehehe, that was funny. I would like to ask him a question too... "what about vietnam?" =) dont watch this movie, it looks kinda good but very stupid dialogs.

Stephen Broderick is a special FBI agent who is trying to catch a schizophrenic man who kills and kidnaps small kids. He has a 12-13 years son who probably has an IQ of 250. He has a computer which can recognize voice and it is intelligent (!!!) This computer can find the coordinates of any place on the earth. He has a pretty expensive gps device. His calculator can show verses from the bible. he can fool his mother and tell her that he is gonna spend the night, then he can travel through the whole continent, he can scare 40 years old people just by shouting at them, he can ride a off road motorcyle, he can climb on a mountain without any equipment... can i tell more? you know i could but you should better watch the movie. you will laugh the sh*t out of you. very funny movie. i dont know why its not listed as a comedy. i really liked it.

I would really want to ask a question to the makers and actors of this movie: "have you every been in vietnam or in bosnia? Have you ever seen your wife or your daughter being raped and killed? Have you lost your children,your house,your job and your country?" ...well, probably not cause only then you would know what real violence is. I think thats all i want to say to those ARROGANT and VIOLENT hollywood movies =) thanx and have a nice day.

The story is same as the story of part 1 and it has nothing to do with highlander 2. Although the fans did not like this part, it made me love highlander. The soundtrack is very nice, there was one song i really liked in the movie, i think it was BONNY PORTMORE. I am not sure but i think that was it. The story of Macleod is pretty sad. I think noone should live forever. I really liked Lambert. I would marry him if i were a woman =) Nice movie. Nice scenes. The villain (mario van peebles) is pretty evil and too FUNNY. I liked the scene where he is in the car with macleods son. It shows that you can do lots of funny things if you have supernatural powers. By the way can you tell me why heros should have sex at least for one time in these kind of movies??? I cant understand this. Why is having sex so important? i think people should grow up and dont give a damn to these kind of useless things. A man is still a man even if he does not sex. This just makes me sick. I think platonic love is more important than everything. Think about it.

It does not look like an american but it is. The story is pretty heavy and intresting and REAL. I watched it for several times and i liked it every time. There were lots of very nice scenes and the end was pretty sad. I cant forget the scene where Pisciotta shots Giuliano. Its a very intresting movie. Giuliano asks the little boy "what do you want?" he says "LAND"

I think i am the first person who adds a comment for this movie. I have seen this movie last year at night and i dont really remember the story. Its not a that intresting movie and it has the taste of an art movie. And i guess its not an american movie. So the story was not absurd nor unrealistic. I just remember that Christopher Lambert found a small key chain which has a small women head attached to it. Its one of those key chains which make a sound when you whistle. He whistles and the key chain says i love you. He likes that key chain and whistles again and again during the movie. Its nice to watch this movie at night cause it is boring and makes you sleepy in a GOOD way. Watch it. Pretty unusal movie. *whistles* I LOVE YOU!!!

I have seen this movie and i just red the so called plot summary here but i still dont understand the story. Sorry. I could watch it again and again and im sure i wont understand the story. its like they cut lots of movies in to pieces and latery brought them somehow together. Dont get me wrong, the story is not absurd. Its just too weird. I liked the camera perspectives and somehow everything looked so brillant.Although i was watching it on TV it was just as i was watching it on cinema. Again, i would be glad if you can explain me what in the movie happens. you know my email. If you want to see a movie which is really REAL then watch it.