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Black Crows is essentially an anti-Daesh propaganda miniseries produced for a regional audience. It's not the standard "Arab terrorists hate liberalism; White hero saves the day" format that Hollywood loves so much.

Much of the acting and writing is terrible. But I'm still intrigued by the material, enough so to give it an 8/10-quantifying its entertainment value, rather than its production value. It's a shame more effort wasn't put into this.

For the genre of softcore parodies, this is certainly one of the most entertaining I've seen. There are a variety of nursery rhymes, fairy tales, and children's movies tied into the storyline. There are songs and clothed, non-sexual dances. One of the more interesting ones was a boy who was turned in an animal and begins a catchy tune at a bar about being a Tijuana sex donkey. There was plenty of nudity interspersed throughout, but only one depiction of "sex", which involves a man in a wolf suit and is meant to be more funny than sensual.

These movies aren't intended to be Hollywood blockbusters, and should not be judged as such. I think they did a great job making this a silly skin flick.

Womb Raider is more a sexy homage to Tomb Raider than a typical softcore "porn parody". The editing, cinematography, and overall production value are significantly above average for the genre. There's an actual plot and dialogue, and Cara probably spends more time with her clothes on than off.

If you're looking for something that's entirely erotic, look elsewhere. But if a skin flick with a plot interests you, I'd definitely recommend checking this out.

The action scenes are cool, Awkwafina and Ben Kingsley were funny, and there's some great CGI. Everything else about the movie was mediocre, at best.

Watching gloriously bad no-budget movies on Amazon Prime is my guilty pleasure. This wasn't one of my favorites though. One fourth wall break is funny, several are lazy writing. Samantha Simpson seems to have descent acting abilities though, compared to other women in the genre.