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The Blair Witch Project
(1999)

Seeing someone's grandmother in the shower would be much scarier!!
This has to be the absolute worst movie ever! Scary as Hell??? What part? Boring as Hell? Most definitely!! The only scary part was having to see a very long close up of the girl's nostrils moving. Seeing someone's grandmother in the shower would be much scarier!!

The whole movie was so drawn out waiting for something to happen. You were expecting hillbillies, cannibals, hell even a zombie would have maybe saved this crap. Blair witch? What witch? There was way to much "documentary filming" that was totally unnecessary.

Screaming at piles of sticks? And don't forget the key to this disaster for our three young heroes... They lost the map...the f***ing map!!

Soul Survivors
(2001)

Need To Fall Asleep?..... Watch This Movie
What a bad, bad movie! I tried watching without fast forwarding...That failed. After about 30 minutes I stopped the movie, went on-line to see how many minutes this disaster was. (Only 84 minutes, Whew!) It was a confusing, boring movie. I don't think anyone can get knocked down by getting hit with a fluorescent bulb much less gutted by one!! The one funny thing is that I watched "The Killer Cut" version of the movie. The box boldly states "More Blood!" "More Sex!" "More Terror than the theatrical release!" Yikes! If this movie was horrible with all those claims I wonder just how lame the "UN-Killer Cut" was??? If you want to see a great movie about the world of the living & the world of the dead watch any of The Night of the Living Dead series!!

Home Alone 3
(1997)

It Needs a New Title
If the movie had a different title it would help. Home Alone 3 is not a sequel to the first two Home Alone movies.

Unlike the first two movies, in this Home Alone, Alex is alone at times but his mother, brother and sister are in and out of the house.....the father is there as well.

It is funny and amusing at times.

The animals in it, a mouse and a talking Parrot are funny also.

With four villains to stop there are lot of good scenes to watch and laugh at.

The camera angles from the toy cars view are really good.

The one odd thing was that the boy playing Alex reminded me of a creepy looking Adam Rich! (of Eight is Enough fame)

Savage Vengeance
(1993)

Very hard to call this a "Movie"!
I would like to have given this "movie" a zero rating. We filmed better movies in high school!!

This is the worst thing I have seen. The acting is horrible. Scenes where there is blood look so fake.

The only thing that stands out is the very colorful background of trees.

They must have filmed this at a park when all the crowds went home.

The budget on this must have been under $100

I thought it was odd right from the start when 4 men "rape" a woman who has her pants on the whole time. (A theme repeated throughout the movie)

Make sure your fast forward button is working on your remote or better yet, forget this movie and enjoy a day outside!!

Just the Ten of Us
(1987)

Very Funny!!
This was a very funny & kooky show from the late 1980's. It was a spin off from the show "Growing Pains". The four beautiful girls on the show were the main attraction, Heather Langenkamp as Marie, Jamie Luner as Cindy, Brooke Theiss as Wendy & JoAnn Willette as Connie. With four sexy girls at an all boy school, it made for many wacky adventures! Unfortunately it lasted only 47 episodes but remains one of my favorite series of all time. I'll never understand why such series as 'Just the 10 of us', 'The George Carlin Show', 'Platypus Man' & 'Pig Sty' get canceled while so many other shows go on!!?? I can't wait for the show to be on DVD!!

Keen Eddie
(2003)

Superb mix of Action, Drama & Laughs!
A very interesting show that combines a great mix of Action, Drama & Laughs! It's cool to see an American detective doing battle overseas in England. Kind of a U.S. James Bond to the small screen. Mark Valley as Eddie Arlette is real funny along with his dog, which brings back memories of Budweiser's Spuds McKenzie. Look for Ralph, played by Alexei Sayle of "The Young Ones" fame.

Inbred Rednecks
(1998)

Funny & Weird!
This movie was like watching an updated version of the Three Stooges visiting the backwoods. It seemed like a funny Saturday Night Live show that was taped on Tuesday afternoon. I can see this as a weekly series on the FOX network!

The Brady Bunch in the White House
(2002)

Keep the new Brady's off Tv, stick to movies!
Growing up and watching the original Brady Bunch was fun. The Brady Bunch Movie in 1995 was really funny!! A Very Brady Sequel in 1996 was good, with the best part being a cameo by Barbara Eden! But this TV movie was totally bizarre! Most of the kids looked nothing like the originals...something the two movies managed to accomplish with seemingly no problem. I would rather watch the Simpsons or Seinfeld reruns then to sit through this "movie" and ALL the lame commercials that you avoided by watching the Brady Bunch movies in the theaters!!

Land of the Giants
(1968)

All Time Favorite Show
I first saw this fantastic show when it originally aired. I have watched it every time it's on tv (and when it's taken off the air I watch my tapes of the show!) It is the best sci-fi show ever made! The camera angles and the realistic props are excellent. Great story lines and even greater actors made it a wonderful show! My favorite was beautiful and sexy Deanna Lund as Valerie. I wish it had lasted more than just 51 episodes. If you love sci-fi this show is a MUST see!!

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