It Was Self-Awareness that Killed the Birds! Went to a scarcely-attended midnight showing of this over the weekend with Ron his own self, Alan Bagh, in attendance (hi Alan). Was in the right state of mind and had a blast (our small group certainly laughed plenty) but, for filmmakers and audience alike, it's a typical case of sequel diminishing returns.
The magic of the original "Birdemic" (which I'd rank as a '10' fully aware of its "flaws" but giving it its due for all the laughter and fun I've had with it) was that James Nguyen and his actors clearly took what they were doing seriously and, combined with everyone's obvious "limitations," hit the 'so bad it's good' mother lode. Now, three years and built-in cult status later, Nguyen and his cast (many returning from the original "Birdemic", along with a new batch of... "faces") are fully aware of what is expected of them and seem to (a) be trying too hard and (b) repeat the same beats from the first movie. The 'business meeting with endless clapping' struck you as hilarious? There's a version of that here. The endless driving footage that opened the first movie? We get a different-but-essentially-the-same type of intro. Vietnamese restaurant cute meet? Motel room sex scene? In-your-face environmental agenda? Awkward club dancing (with the 'Hanging out with your family' guy singing)? Hitchcock worship references? Check, check, check, check and... he's dead... sorry, check.
The SFX, budget and Nguyen's skills (!) have clearly improved from before (i.e. they could afford to rent a boom mike and a tripod with wheels, which I know because I saw them reflected on windows/mirrors... several times!) but that's like being happy with PlayStation 1 graphics in 2013 after you liked your first taste of Turbografix/Genesis-caliber graphics in 2000. Hell, they probably spent more money blurring faces/signs in "Birdemic 2" than the entire cost of "Birdemic" several times over.
"Birdemic 2" goes completely and spectacularly off-the-rails several times though, and not in a cute or funny way (if the stone-death silence of the crowd in my theater is any indication). The introduction of cheesy human zombies and resurrected-from-the-past cavemen to the mix of bad things global warming is responsible for, gratuitous sleazy nudity (i.e. boobs) and a never-ending "ending" so insultingly bad/God- awful Nguyen had to put the 'Hanging out with your family' song over the credits (to buy back goodwill from many an upset viewer like myself) are just too freaking much to tolerate even for a bad movie connoisseur like "mua." The now-expected-but-still-eye-opening overall incompetence, bad acting and willful disregard for the most basic of filmmaking techniques (sound is still muffled and changes from shot to shot, birds are still mostly static, etc.) is now joined by Nguyen's new tech toys (borrowed from Tommy Wiseau no doubt): unnecessary green- screen photography and low-budget non-bird/blood CGI. There is one three-second shot in this movie (I will not spoil it) with such an obviously-cheap-but-why-not-shoot-it-practical CGI effect so unnecessary I was howling/crying from laughing so hard two minutes after it ended. The people in the theater tolerated my annoying laugh (and my laughter made them laugh even harder) because they had just witnessed the thing that was making me almost soil my pants from laughter. This one scene alone was worth the $10 ticket price, and can't wait to see the audience reaction when this eventually makes it to a "Rifftrax Live" show. :D
So there you have it: "Birdemic 2" is about 60-70% as funny as its predecessor, but the magic of the original is compromised now by a lack of new ideas (the beats are variations of the earlier stuff, except now set in and around Los Angeles), self-awareness and still-talentless filmmaking hold it in an awkward place. If you loved "Birdemic" you have to see this just to watch Alan Bagh pout and Whitney Moore kicking some bird butt (literally!) with a new hairdo. Just dial your expectations and be prepared to want to murder someone, anyone (don't do it though) when "Birdemic 2's" awful ending passes you by.