HILLARIOUS!!! Best holiday film since "A Christmas Story" Okay before I give you my review I must tell you my little story. The movie theater I saw "Bad Santa" at had a showing gap of 12:30 to 3:05. My friend and I missed an exit to the theater and got stuck in traffic disabling us from seeing the 12:30 showing. So we get to the theater around 1:10 and had to hang out in the theater for nearly 2 hours. (there were arcades but they all sucked) So I told my friend "this movie better be good after all the time we've been waiting here!" So after killing some time it was finally about time for the movie to start. (well coming attractions actually) After picking out which movies looked good from the many trailers, the movie finally started. So was it worth the long wait? HELL YES IT WAS!!! Bad Santa rocks!
Synopsis (MINOR SPOILERS)
The film stars Billy Bob Thorton and Tony Cox as a couple of con-men. Willie (Thorton) and Marcus (Cox) take jobs as Santa and his elf at malls every holiday season and rob the places blind before packing up and parting ways until the next year. During their latest job at a new mall the duo encounter a mall security guard (Bernie Mac) who becomes wise to them and wants in on their score. Also Willie meets two important people in his life. A Bartender named Sue (Lauren Graham) who has a sexual fetish for Santa Claus and a precious yet pathetic child (Brett Kelly) with an hillarious name, I won't say it because it's hillarious when you find out. Willie continues seeing Sue and "moves in" with the kid all the while fighting with his partner Marcus, who has become increasingly p***ed off by Willie's drunken behavior. Everything boils down to an exciting and unexpected climax.
My Review: (Some Spoilers)
Bad Santa is hillarious. Nuff' said! Dark Comedies are always the best kind. To me, nothing is funnier than a drunken sex-addicted mall Santa yelling at little kids and saying "naughty stuff" and who's partner is a fouled-mouth black midget. That is all that was needed to pull me into this movie. Add in Bernie Mac and the late great John Ritter (RIP)and you have instant comedy success! Every character plays their role perfectly. Seriously! The casting is genius. After seeing John Ritter as a mall owner who just wants to keep everything "PG" It really made me miss that man, he's a comic genius. I laughed uncontrollably everytime he told Bernie Mac why he had a problem with the new Santa. Anyways like I was saying, this movie is just flat out funny. The TV spots made it look really funny, but let me tell ya almost every scene in the TV spots is edited and they are 10 times more hillarious in the actual movie. I could probably go on and on about how great this movie is but you should already know. I think we need more Holiday comedies like Bad Santa and A Christmas Story. Enough of this Home Alone "family is the truest gift of all" crap. We need more movies where things don't turn out as expected, where people only care about presents, and where nothing is off limits. Bad Santa and A Christmas Story live up to those guidelines. Nobody wants to see losers who are just happy to be with their families on Christmas, we (or at least just me) want to see Santa banging chics in the big and tall dressing room, Santa kicking the S*it out of a plastic reindeer as children look on with fear in their eyes, and Santa telling an 8 yr old he's not living with Mrs. Claus because he got caught screwing his sister!
10/10 SEE IT NOW!!!!