relious Reviews (28)

The Haunted Hathaways (2013–2015)

Hilarious!!!!!!

[10/10 · 15 August 2013]

This show is absolutely hilarious!! I have to be honest, I looked at it and thought "Uh-oh, Nick is coming out with another really bad TV show." But I couldn't have been more wrong. This show really blew me away with it's sharp acting, interesting characters, really funny jokes and the varied and detailed plots for each episode. This show is about a family that moved into a house haunted by ghosts, the ghosts wanted to scare them away but ended up becoming their friends. I have such a hard time trying to find other things to do before another new episode comes on. The thing I like most about this show are the characters; each character is likable in their own way and get into mischief with the ghost characters that usually influence them. Seriously, if you haven't seen this show, waste no more time. Watch it!! You will love it!!!

An American Girl: Chrissa Stands Strong (2009 Video)

Not that great...

[3/10 · 8 August 2013]

This movie was very disappointing, It's called Chrissa Stands Strong but she hardly does any of that. Most of the movie is about a girl named Tara who bullies another girl (Chrissa) and she never stands up for herself or the other girls who get bullied. It also seems like the school is not very helpful at stopping bullying either as some of the bullying takes place near teachers. This movie seemed like a tutorial on how to bully someone, honestly they should have focused more on Chrissa standing up to herself and putting an end to the bullying. Having a girl run around and insult people for an hour and a half is not a good plot for a movie that's supposed to prevent bullying. Don't make the mistake I made, don't waste your time with this movie. It's not worth it.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2010)

Terrible!!

[1/10 · 10 December 2012]

First and foremost, the only reason I watched this horrible movie is because it has Chloe Moretz (My favorite actress in the entire world) in it. If she wasn't in it, I would have avoided this movie completely. Basically this movie is about a whiny kid named Greg that is starting middle school, but acts like he is 4 years old. He has one best friend named Rowley, who acts like he is even younger than Greg. The whole movie is based on Greg trying to get popular at what looks like the worst school on the planet, Rowley however, doesn't worry so much about it which makes them kind of opposites. I am so offended at how school is portrayed in movies and TV shows as being such a hellhole. There were bullies at every turn, teachers that pick on students, Greg and Rowley getting into trouble for no reason at all, Middle school was nothing like that when I went. I tried to be open minded about this movie, but it really let me down. I kept waiting for it to get better. Never did! The only good parts of the movie were the ones that had Chloe Moretz in them, as for the rest of the movie, I will spend the rest of my life trying to forget it. Thank God Chloe wasn't in the sequels, she can do so much better! Do yourself a favor, stay away from this awful movie!!

Geek Charming (2011 TV Movie)

The definition of terrible!!!

[1/10 · 19 July 2012]

I would not take this movie even if it was free and came with a million dollars. The movie is about a popular (nothing different for Disney channel) girl aka a spoiled brat that wants to be blossom queen and a nerdy geek wants to film a movie about her to see what popular life is about. I don't know what it is with Disney and thinking that every pretty girl needs to be the devil. Then there's the "since you are a computer expert that automatically makes you a geek/nerd that will never have a girlfriend" persona that Disney channel thinks is important to ram down everyone's throat. Let's not forget the popular girl has to date the handsome jock that probably can't count past 10 scenario. There has been a good number of D COM movies that I have really liked but they all seem to have one character that you just can't stand, so why waste your time with the movie. Do yourself a favor, avoid this movie!!

How to Rock (2012)

Oh Nickelodeon! What Happened?!!?

[1/10 · 12 February 2012]

I have been a huge fan of Nickelodeon my whole life, I've watched every episode of iCarly since it was new. I have also watched shows like Big Time Rush, Victorious, Tuff Puppy. Sometimes when I see a new show being advertised I predict it's going to stink, but I'm usually wrong. I predicted that How To Rock was going to stink. I couldn't be more right, the plot is dull and predictable, the jokes are flat and unfunny. It seems like every show now a days has to have a blonde girl who is dumber than a bag of rocks, it gets old very fast. I seriously feel very let down by Nick. I seriously hope Nickelodeon is done making stupid shows because I don't know what they were thinking when they made this. If you want to watch this show, let me help you. You won't laugh, you won't be having fun. Instead you'll be wishing you were in prison! Yes, It's that bad! Avoid. Avoid. Avoid.

Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (2011)

A Perfect Domumentary

[10/10 · 28 June 2011]

I for one really enjoyed this movie. I liked this movie because it really captured how Justin's world got so big, so fast. It explains how he wasn't scared of anything, he had talent and wanted to show it off. It really took a long time to get where he is now and I really respect him for all of the obstacles he's come across. I am a 20 year old guy who happens to like Justin Bieber very much, I got all of his albums, two posters, his book, and Never Say Never on DVD. What, a 14 year girl can like a male pop star but, a 20 year old guy can't? Anyway, I was not surprised when I saw this movie got such bad reviews because people take one look at him and make judgments. So for all you people out there that think "Oh, I don't like Justin Biber and know nothing about him, so without seeing the movie I'll just give it 1/10 stars because everybody else does." Lighten up and see the movie because it really lets you know that he had a once in a lifetime opportunity come at him at full speed.

In the end, I really enjoyed this movie and hope I helped anybody wanting to see it. 10/10 stars for me because I understand his story and will not be a part of the negative life the Bieber haters want to be in.

Quarantine (2008)

A group of people are trapped in a complex apartment and are being terrorized by a strange virus.

[2/10 · 1 April 2010]

I have always been a fan of scary movies and when I saw the previews for Quarantine I was bummed because I wasn't able to see it at the time. Two weeks ago I rented it out of the library without realizing what a dumb movie it was. I saw that it was a zombie movie and I have always been interested in zombies movies. However, this was like a butchered mixture of Resident Evil and Cloverfield. The camera was so shaky that you couldn't tell who was getting their head bit off, as this happens pretty much throughout the movie. I think if I saw someone with discolored skin and blood and drool hanging from their mouth, I don't think I would try to sweet talk it. That's what a majority of the characters do in this film, "Come here, we can help you" the next thing you know they are chewing on your neck. Do yourself a favor and avoid this movie, if you want to watch a zombie flick, your better of watching Resident Evil or 28 Days/Weeks Later than wasting your time with a movie that tries so hard to scare you yet does not accomplish anything else.

The Wild Stallion (2009)

Two young girls track down the legendary Black Stallion before it falls into the wrong hands.

[10/10 · 19 December 2009]

So, I bought this movie right off of Amazon.com because I found out that it had Miranda Cosgrove in it and I just had to have it. I am really glad I did get it because it has a really cute plot and it's just the kind of movie for the whole family. I think that Miranda Cosgrove and Danielle Chuchran make really cute cowgirls. So Cj is this huge know it all about horses and the ranch and she thinks that Hannah is just a dumb city slicker but it turned out that she knew a lot about horses. The main reason I saw this movie is because Miranda Cosgrove was in it and I am just obsessed with her so I watched the movie and fell in love with this movie. Lastly, I really think this movie should be recommendable to anyone looking for a cute movie about cute horses and cute cowgirls getting into mischief, should definitely give The Wild Stallion a chance because it is one cute movie. I give it 10 stars just because there is no option to give it four billion.

School of Rock (2003)

A wanna be rocker poses as a substitute teacher at a prep school and tries to turn the class into a rock-band

[10/10 · 14 September 2009]

First off, I would like to say that I really enjoyed this movie not only because I am a huge fan of Jack Black but just how great the movie was. It all starts with Miranda Cosgrove, she is my favorite celebrity of all time and I am way too obsessed with iCarly. So, I found out that Miranda Cosgrove was in this movie I immediately wanted to by this movie. So without even seeing it, I went and bout School of Rock and let me tell you this may be the best movie I have ever seen in my entire life. Jack Black is perfect for playing the role of a wanna be rocker, and I also remember Jack Black from the film Kung Fu Panda. Also, the kids all had funny stuff to say throughout the movie, especially Miranda Cosgrove, wow, she was young in that movie. All in all, I am definitely the movie I am going to watch when I am in a bad mood, I'd give it 4 billion stars but there was no option to do so, so I gave it a 10/10 easily. This movie kept me laughing the entire time mainly because Jack Black is such a nut. Miss out on this movie and the jokes on you.

The Bourne Supremacy (2004)

Jason Bourne is framed and is forced to wield the skills of an assassin

[8/10 · 8 April 2008]

I really liked this movie because for one Mat Damon is a really good actor and have liked him in The Bourne Identity, I think anyone who likes assassins and should give this movie a look. I have really liked assassins and really enjoy these kinds of movies. There is a pretty good amount of violence and probably would not be for children but is good to watch with your friend or so. The first movie was really good I thought because it had really great action through out and who doesn't like action? I know I do and these movies are definitely ones I will watch over and over again. All in all this movie was great and really cant wait for the fourth one.

Hitman (I) (2007)

A genetically engineered assassin known only as agent 47 is betrayed by his own agency and they become his next target

[9/10 · 7 April 2008]

This was a great movie, it kept me on the edge of my seat the entire time. Another thing was I really liked Timothy Olyphant because he was really mean in Live Free or Die Hard. I was surprised to see that he played the Hit-man (Agent 47) and did it well. I have also played the video games for Hit-man and they have been awesome and could not wait for the movie. My favorite Hit-man video game is Blood Money because you can use the sniper a lot. This movie also has a pretty good amount of blood so if your looking for a kids movie this won't work, however if you don't have kids this movie is a kick in the pants. All in all anyone who likes the Hit-man, it's worth a look.

The Game Plan (2007)

A selfish, rich Quarterback for a popular football team finds out he has a daughter and is taught an important lesson about family

[10/10 · 6 April 2008]

I loved this movie a lot! It is really heart warming and just the right movie for the entire family. If your looking for a cute football movie and Friday Night Lights isn't doing it for you than look no farther with Disney's The Game Plan. The first thing that I really liked about this movie is it has The Rock in it and he is the best actor when it comes to family movies. I have seen other action titles with The Rock like The Scorpion King and Doom and they were spectacular. I also liked the role of Peyton Kelly(Madison Pettis) because it's so cute how she treats The Rock like a father because The Rock does not look like the kind of guy that would have an 8-year-old daughter. All in all The Game Plan is an excellent movie and hits the dart board with laughter and hits it fierce.

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

When King Neptune's crown is stolen, it's up to Spongebob and Patrick to recover it from the forbidden Shell City

[10/10 · 6 April 2008]

This movie is really great and captures the true Spongebob spirit and also keeps you thinking whats going to happen next. I have always loved spongebob as long as I can remember an absolutely couldn't wait for the movie to hit theaters. The thing that is really funny about the Spongebob movie is Spongebob and Patrick act really immature and they don't realize it until late in the movie when spongebob proves they are actually men and not kids. The thing I like most about the movie was Spongebob was still his character and is very good at being it. Any kid who likes Spongebob but wants more, don't stop there because there are plenty of laughs for whoever will watch it.

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

Sam and Frodo begin their journey to destroy an evil ring

[10/10 · 31 January 2008]

This was a great movie, may be just a little long but it's worth sitting through the whole thing. The thing I like most is that Frodo is chosen with the hardest task of all, to destroy the One Ring. The story begins in the shire where Frodo and his gardener Sam live. The wizard Gandalf is sent to warm Frodo of the danger the ring posses. They have to avoid all of the followers of Mordor (where the ring was made) because the ring can only be destroyed in the fires where it was once made. The movie in it's self was a fantastic experience both for me and for my family. The other two conclude the quest for Frodo and Sam. All in all, a great movie and if you don't have it(I doubt you don't) get it.

Bridge to Terabithia (2007)

Two young kids venture in a mystical world where they play the king and queen

[9/10 · 30 January 2008]

Wow. This movie is truly stunning how it not only draws you in but keeps you wondering what's going to happen next. The thing that really got me going was Annasohia Robb is a great actor for one and brilliant. I really like how the movie grasped the fantasy and still wove a great tail. The boy (Josh hutcherson) is always picked on at school and did not really fit in. His life was basically over till he met this new girl on the block and she told him of the magical world that lies before him. Josh Hutcherson was fantastic in the movie Firehouse Dog. Annasophia has been in a lot of movies including the Reaping which was suspenseful. All in all this is a great tear jerker and anyone who likes sad tails will love this one.

The Bourne Identity (2002)

Bourne (Damon) finds his past after a fatal amnesia attack

[9/10 · 29 January 2008]

This was the best Matt Damon movie I have seen for a long time, this was such a great movie I want to buy twenty copies of it. There's not too much action but there's enough to keep you on the edge of your seat the whole movie. After you plug the DVD in you DVD player you'll not stop till it's over. Matt Damon was in a lot of great movies starting off with The Departed which was great experience too. All in all if you don't have this movie, get it. It is definitely worth watching over and over. This is definitely Matt Damon at his best, the suspense was the thing that kept me watching, if you look away for a moment you will miss something important. Great Movie!

The Pacifier (2005)

An advanced navy S.E.A.L. watches the house as goons try to brake in

[8/10 · 28 January 2008]

The good old Pacifier, of course it can't be called that without Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel plays his role as a navy S.E.A.L. in this stunning comedy. He is the right man for any job except changing diapers. Vin has stared in the Chronicles of Riddick movies and was fabulous. In this movie you'll laugh your pants off as Vin finds out he has to take care of a family who just want to be left alone. The thing that mad The Pacifier the great movie is its got humor and most of all its got action. Or course what Vin Diesel movie is a movie without action. All In all I think that Vin Diesel is a great actor as is at his best in this movie. If you don't have it go get it right now. The whole family will enjoy this one.

xXx (2002)

A man with athletic skills is accepted for a government mission

[9/10 · 3 October 2007]

I really liked this movie, it was both romantic and action packed. I am also a big fan of Vin Diesel because he is in my opinion a great actor. I also liked how this movie related to some of the previous action movies that I have seen. For one it really relates to some of the James Bond movies because their is always a hero that never gets killed. Vin Diesel also reminded of what he was like in the Riddick movies, it seems he was always the guy flying around cutting bad guys to shreds. I really like this movie and advise anybody who loves action movies to definitely see this one. It is a trip to see Vin Diesel in a mountains of explosions.

Frankenfish (2004 TV Movie)

genetically engineered fish terrorize a group of humans.

[8/10 · 3 October 2007]

I for one thought this movie was awesome. It also reminded me of the Andaconda movies but only better. I loved the brutal violence in it. Those fish looked so scary that I had to watch with the light on. Frankenfish also made me think of jaws because like a shark those fish can be very aggressive. I think it also related to Deep Blue Sea because there was three sharks in that movie and three fish in this movie. This movie also reminded of Snakes On A Plane because of how they slither really fast and the fish in this movie were really fast. The humans would never stand a chance. I really liked this movie and recommend it to a lot of people. If you like Andaconda then see this!

The Hills Have Eyes (2006)

A standard family falls prey to a freakish clan of blood thirsty mutants.

[7/10 · 3 October 2007]

This was one of my favorite movies, it is definitely one of the scariest, bloodiest that I have seen. If you like blood then watch this, if once is not enough then watch it again. The Hills Have Eyes has great effects and will keep you on the edge of your seat. This movie remind me of the Devil's Rejects because it is just about as bloody. I really think this movie is better than the remake. Another movie it reminds me of is Risident Evil because they are fighting zombies and this movie is pretty much the same thing. I think that it is really cool and advise people who love horror to watch this when given the chance.

The Chronicles of Riddick: Dark Fury (2004 Video)

An animated picture that pieces together The Chronicles of Riddick

[9/10 · 27 July 2007]

You have just got to love how it is animated, and in doing so still has the cool action scenes people want to find in the second installment of The Chronicles of Riddick trilogy. I like this movie not only for it's action scenes but the great effects. Another cool part is how short it is compared to the other Riddick movies. Again, Vin Diesel is back and this time he's animated, how cool is that? I have always liked Vin in other movies like The Pacifier and xxx. You would think that it's animated and there is no blood, but no there is a lot of violence which makes it really cool. I recommend this title to anyone who loves action because The Chronicles of Riddick: Dark Fury is an excellent movie.

Pitch Black (2000)

A group of space Marines try to survive on a sun-scorched planet

[9/10 · 27 July 2007]

Not what you would call my favorite but is very good for the time being. While Pitch Black falls a little bit in the horror section, it is very entertaining. I really liked the action sequences but it seemed that Riddick was held prisoner for almost the whole movie. I really like Vin Diesel in other movies like The Pacifier and of coarse xxxi. This movie will keep you on the edge of your seat and take you on the thrill ride of your life. I really liked this movie because it's scary, but not too scary and definitely has great taste in rock solid action. I thought Vin Diesel was really funny in The Pacifier and liked how he took care of the kids while he was on a mission.

The Ring Two (2005)

A woman and a boy move to a more secure location only to find out their horrors about a lethal video tape are back

[8/10 · 23 July 2007]

Same as the first The Ring Two is the sequel the original Ring movie and is a tad more scary. If you liked the first one you will like the second, with more scary scenes and features what more could you ask for? Getting scared even more, that's for sure. Some of the themes were a little out of my grasp but thought it was definitely a keeper. Anyone who watches the first or second Ring movies will be scared out of their Wiatt's for sure. The mistake I made was watching both of these movies in one night, I couldn't get to sleep for a long time, trust me, don't do what I did. All in all The Ring Two is a great movie and people should definitely see it.

The Ring (2002)

A video tape containing nightmarish images causes anyone who watches it to die in seven days

[8/10 · 23 July 2007]

The Ring was a great film because I have always liked scary movies and this one happens to be very scary. The effects were really good but the end was kind of fishy but other than that it was a great movie and scared the beans out of me when I first saw it. Naomi Watts Starr's in this movie as well as the award winning King Kong directed by Peter Jackson. The Ring really has a spooky plot and is scary every time I watch it. If you like scary movies than I suggest you see The Ring because it will definitely keep you on the edge of your seat. The plot was excellent and is most certainly a movie I would watch again and again.

Fantastic Four (I) (2005)

a group of people get caught in a cosmic storm which result in them have superhuman powers

[9/10 · 23 July 2007]

Fantastic 4 is another great movie if you're in the Marvel company. I have always liked the action sequences and thought all of their powers were cool. Some parts were a little slow a boring but I definitely recommend this movie to any one who loves Marvel comics. Yes Everybody knows Jessica Alba was in other movies that I love. Fantastic 4 has some great action scenes and thought the effects were spectacular. Fantastic 4 has a great ending and is a must see adventure, even though there are a number of awesome things in this movie you will find lots of funny humor. All in all Fantastic 4 is a great movie and should not be missed.