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Let me begin by enlightening the forum and get rid of the bottom feeders who like to spoil and ruin the movie for no reason. First of all, I am not a spoiler and second let me begin telling you the overall of the movie. Well, it was great!!! The action was new to me and those slow motion scenes were like a piece art to me. No Offence, I loved the action especially when the master fought and killed half of the ninja army. Alas, I expected more in the ending. I mean come on, the final fight scene should have been longer like Darth Sidious VS Yoda or Aya VS Saki. She was tough but not one of those master figures. Third, I am not fan of blood but I did watched Blood+ Anime TV Series and the original animation but I never had the chance to read the mange. Anyway, the plot is not the same but who cares? At least they added something new. You can't expect everything to be perfect. Fourth, the acting was mediocre thats all I can say. Fifth, the special effects were impressive only the monsters looked crappy but the setting was colorful and nice and the blood CGI effects, still needs some work on it. Finally, the final score is 9/10. One of the best movies in 2009. Don't miss it.

A 22 minutes masterpiece. Fans of Machine Girl, will surely enjoy this short cult flick. First of all, this is not a sequel to The Machine Girl. Its a spin off. The story revolves of Ami's friend(Noriko) who was killed and stabbed in the head by the Yakuza Gang Leaders Wife and after a week, she was saved by a mechanice(You don't say and I saw him being chopped off by Shurikens. The stupidity started to increase.) So, she remembered about her past and decided to avenge her friend Ami. Spoiling this short movie will ruin your motivation. Okay, it was entertaining and funny at the same time. Especially the Machine Gun on her ass. Mostly the short movie succeeded on comedy but not on action. The special effects are low and the acting is stupid(Really, Really Bad=Entertainment). Recommended for Fans.

The worst Slit Mouthed Woman Sequel(I think?) I have ever seen. Whats the use of using gore and blood without attacking the victims. Well, it was too melodramatic than a horror movie. Very slow paced. I watched the movie at least 30 minutes then I kept skipping till the end. At least the final scene surprised me. The direction is awful, the screenplay is a bit paled, the acting was poor and finally the Slit Mouthed Woman looks funny than ugly. More like a circus freak than a monster. Trust me people, the movie is really slow and I know all of you will guess what will happen next. Oh well, I hope my comment is useful.

Once again, Japanese movies have reached to one of my most favourite movies all of 2008 maybe the best movie I have ever seen in my whole entire life. Lets start why the movie is so great. Its easy, the special effects were amazing and impressive don't forget the gore, it was crazy. Although the action was a bit okay, I wouldn't call a martial art movie but it does some well directed action scenes. Eihi Shiina was great, her acting was great and it suits her role. The craziness in the movie doesn't stop and the morale is great. Okay, now lets see who is better TGP or The Machine Girl? Well, I can say that I enjoyed watching Tokyo Gore Police than Resident Evil. But The Machine Girl is much better. Well, I hope my comment is worth reading even though its short.

I ask you? Why would a Geisha fight Ninjas? Let me tell you, I watched it without subs!! Can you believe it, WITHOUT SUBTITLES!!! I give it 10 out of 10. This movie is a mix of Japanese warriors where they meet and fight. Lets start with the action. Go Ohara is the action director who directed the action in Death Trance and Onechanbara The Movie. The action is like a Japanese wire-fu. There are a lot of flying ninjas throwing smoke bombs, a tough monk, a Japanese barbarian and another monk which he used some magics to contact demons!! Wow, what a show. Japanse B-Movies are entertaining and funny. There are a lot sword fights, punching, kicking, smashing and smack down. The story is simple, is about geisha who seeks revenge of her fathers death. By killing the killer. I didn't understood what he mean't that why he killed her father. But in the movie, I saw the father who began the fight. The acting, well... A bit.....okay, good. The direction is simple. The setting is nice and beautiful. Especially in the begininning of the movie where the Geisha walks at night in Edo. Very nice. The overall is positive. You will expect soo many things. Have I ever felt the movie is dull? No. Thats all I can say and the ending. Well, I don't want to spoil the ending but you might get a surprise. But not a big one.

Not bad, not bad at all. Great horror movie. Lets start with the setting. High Budget Japanese Horror Movie, the setting is very nice even the use of fog made it look a bit better and colorful. The acting, okay good? The atmosphere, not too scary but nice. The direction, perfect!! But the real entertainment was the Crazy Bitch holding a large pair of scissors. Now thats what I call a cult movie. The monsters, the priest and the ugly dwarfs made this movie entertaining. But it didn't received a 9 or 10? Well, because it repeats. I don't want to spoil the movie, again. But I recommend it to everyone. Rent it or buy it. Its your choice.

Female Ninja Magic Chronicles, Part I. Oh man, you gotta watch this movie once in a lifetime. I mean, who doesn't love the word kunoichi? Oh, there is also Hanzo Hattori serves under Leyasu Tokogawa. The story is about Hideryori, who has lost his army against Leyasu. The guy had enough of suffering and he is young. So Lady Sen's(Hideyori's Wife) decided that the lady ninjas of Toyotomi will go and sleep with Hideroyi. So they can carry Hideryoi's Son and the heir will not end. He slept with 3 lady ninjas and lets call it a day. I don't want to spoil the plot nor the movie. But there is action and sex comedy. The Iga Ninjas are just freaks. Everyone has a special power. You might expect this movie to be erotic but its not too erotic. Its just playing stupid. The drama was also nice. So just watch it with the family and have fun.

I love those kind of movies. Blood, Revenge, A Lot of Action, Very Dark, Cheesy and More. But this one doesn't deliver the genre that you might expect. When I saw Kite and Mezzo Forte before, I had fun watching those but why this one not? Kite Liberator is a decent anime and its not hardcore and don't even expect nudity in this movie.At least add some more action to entertain the audience. Even the drama wasn't that good. Well, I don't want to spoil the movie nor the plot.But I felt that Kite Liberator is a bit nerdy. So, without further to do. I don't recommend this movie to everyone but I recommend for the people who love decent and well directed anime.

Really people, should we do this the hard way? I am telling the truth. So what if its a Japanese movie? First let me compare this movie to the west. This week I saw Hellboy II and Onechanbara. I have seen too much western movies and its all the same. The heroes don't die, there is no sacrifice nor bloody and the bad guys always lose but not all western movies but most of them yes.Unlike Onechanbara is a great movie. Full of Wire-Fu Japanese Action. Similar to the game and full of zombies. The CGI effects are low but they managed to entertain the audience rather walking out or talking about the effects in the movie. The actors are good, the acting was passable and the zombies. Well, when did a zombie learn how to fight like kung fu warrior? Really people, give it a try. It would be better if you rent this movie. If you liked it, well add it in your collection. If not, return it to the store. But what about me? I loved it, so it deserves to be in my collection. I don't want to spoil the movie but there is some drama. Not strong, a bit sad. But the important thing is that I had fun watching it. Just like The Machine Girl, Wanted, The Dark Knight, Shamo, The Battle of Red Cliff, Three Kingdoms, Hellboy II and Chocoate. Can't wait for Geisha vs Ninjas, Tokyo Gore Police, Sasori, Shaolin Baba and Shaolin Girl.

I am speechless. I thought this movie will be completely a waste of time. I mean, look at the bad guys.They look so funny and I even laughed when I saw Cutie Honey running in the streets covering her body with a trash bag. The movie was silly but it really delivers entertainment. The ending was not okay, the beginning of the movie it started well and in the middle, medium and in the end you get your treat. But I didn't get bored, better than Casshern. I recommend this movie. But I never saw the anime. I just went directly to the movie, but I understood the story. You gotta love those movies. Now my favourite characters are Gold Claw, Scarlet Claw and Cobalt Claw. Black Claw was good but he is a singer which annoyes me.

Hmmm, we all love ninjas, right? First of all, this is the second series of the female ninja magic chronicles. I never saw the first nor the third or any of them.Only Kunoichi Lady Ninja and Deadly Mirage I saw and this one also. Comparing to this movie to Lady Ninja is really lame and the budget is low. Its a B-grade movie but the action is well choreographed, the fight scenes reminded me about Tenchu. But the story is kinda lame. The story is about Christian rebels get a shipment of gold to help build the religion in Japan. An evil lord wants to get the gold and wipe out Christianity but he has to find 5 bells that have clues to where the gold is. You'll never guess where the bells are... Its a pinku movie, so you know where are the bells. But it is from 1992 and its old. I think that 90s flick were a bit better nowadays. Especially in Asian Cinema. The best part when the priestess used her special power, a bubble came from her.... and the monk was trapped inside the bubble. But don't expect strong nudity and they are dull. So, the movie is just playing stupid but entertaining at the same time. I will miss the old 90s. The best years of my life.

First, I saw this movie Tuesday, May 27. Lets start with the trailer. When I first saw the trailer in you tube. I was shocked, how could they make movies like this and its Japanese. The movie started very good, seeing Ami shooting and jumping and killing the bullies. Then the story came, actually I thought this movie will be for trash cinema. But there is a plot and the action was great. Okay, they look lame but funny. Especially the scene were Ami infiltrated Sho house and fought with the boss guards. Well, the acting was a High School Grade. The comedy, there are so many but I will tell one scene that made me laugh. When Ami killed the mother(not the drill bra, the one with the glasses), she stabbed her back face and boom. She was barfing with blood and the intestine came out. How? Don't know. The movie is not slow, every scene has something. I don't want to spoil it. But this is a recommend movie. I actually I have seen so many Asian movies. Popular and Unpopular. Silly and Nonsilly and to tell you the truth. The Machine Girl is the cult movie in 2008. So, please buy it and watch it. The Gore, oh yes I forgot. AMAZING AND FUNNY. Like a comic book. Movies that will be arriving soon from Japan. Tokyo Gore Police, Geisha vs Ninjas, Ichi, Sasori and Onechanbara. My small brother liked it and I mean come on. Noboru Iguchi is on my list of one of the greatest director with Takashi Miike and Quentin Tarntino. A MUST WATCH FROM A LOCAL UAE!

It has been a year, a long time. A time of boring and ugliness that will make your world ****. The film is so so so so boring.................................... Die Hard 4 and James Bond were better than this crappy film. Action was boring, acting was dirty and I think I smelled something while watching this movie, OH yeah butt full of ****. Hollywood these days, I mean who wrote this story, Yuck. My brother and others loved it, only me and one of the family hated this movie. The people said yeah and I said What?. I have seen movie better and better than this crap. Ahhh, I want to kill myself, don't watch it, if you have a good taste then don't watch it. Please and Thank you for taking your time.

I was impressed of Hong Kong Movies, this film is full of swordplay that will entertain you. Even when the emperor fought with his maidens and he ripped them apart one by one or the torture, when they used a needle to close his eyes and it was hard to watch. This film is great, well the problem is the acting. Max Mok acting was a bit silly but the others were fine. Do you know what bothers me about this movie, is when Rasmond screams like a cat front of his lover. Really, watch it with your family and besides, the movie that were nominated Oscar and Golden are all crap. Even the people have bad taste, don't listen to your grandma or grandpa. You have to choose and don't let anyone stop you. Watch it, its entertaining.