Spoilers Ahead!
The show gets almost everything wrong. We start with Boba himself. This is Boba shortly after we see him in the Mandalorian. He was Badass in that show. Sinister and dangerous, yet a man with honour, with a code of respect. The last action we see of him in the Mandalorian was killing Bib Fortuna in cold blood and assuming his throne.
Skip forward to this show, seemingly immediately after that scene, and it's a different character. Completely different. Right down to the way he's previously spoken. The helmet is never on, and to be honest that kinda makes him not feel so much Boba Fett. It's a completely new character to both look at, and listen to. This is jarring.
Next is dialogue. It's very off. This is especially noticeable in the side cast. Despite a swathe of well know good actors, they are hamming it up and it all feels wrong. The language does not suit Star Wars. The gags are quite painful, and then they'll use the same one the next week. Appointment joke I'm looking at you. The Mayors Domo, the water seller, the biker gang. They're all just dreadful. They all feel out of place for Star Wars. I mean one of the London accent kids calls Boba Fett "mate" at one point, like he was arguing with him down the pub in Eastenders. This is not Star Wars language. The rest of it is also very poor. It either very flat straight forward information giving "this person is doing this here" or someone saying an absolutely painful gag in return. A gag they will reuse again. We're only 3 episodes in and we've had about 8 repeating gags and two door traps in the pit. For the love of god write something.
Last but very, very much not least, Star Wars is built on its action, and this is some of the most sub rate action I have ever seen in my life. It's comically bad. Episode 2 directed by Seth Green certainly shows improvements in that regard. But both 1 and 3 directed by Rodrigues feel like he things he's making another Spy Kids.
I wanted to love this show. TM is someone I have a lot of time for, and to be honest he is probably carrying this show hard. He's the only one with any kinda of charisma.
But so far, 3 episodes in, I'm not sure I even care about next week. I'll watch it sure. Will I be eating on the timer on Wednesday like before? Not a chance. I'll see it when I see it.
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