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Although I wasn't allowed to get this game or GTA3, My Buddy that lives a few blocks away got it for Christmas on PS2. So, Obviously, After loving GTA3 to death, I sprinted over there and we loaded up the game. WOW!

Alright, you can get SO many more weapons in this game, it isn't funny. You can get Katana Swords, Several Types of Machine Guns, A Mini-Gun, Several Shotgun types, Chainsaws, Screwdrivers, Machetes, Sniper Rifles, Grenades, Detonation Bombs, Several types of Pistols, Brass Knuckles and *ALL* of GTA3's weapons...Plus more.

You can get Motorcycles, Helicopters, More Boats than GTA3, LOTS of Cars, Awesome guns, and the same Old Awesome Gameplay: "Steal Car-Drive-Drive By-Run People Over- Let cops chase you for a while- Get out of Car - Shoot Cops+Pedestrians- Drive Away from more Police and Helicopters- Crash into a Wall+ Run out of car before it explodes- Die by Poice Gunfire- Curse, Stomp and Complain+ Hand Controller over to your Buddy- Pray that your buddy dies fast so you can play again.

You can also go into major buildings. Once, I went into this Nightclub with the Mini-Gun and Shot everyone in there. It was FUN, Because the Survivors dont run away, they just keep dancing! It also feels like a *Real* Shootout, because you're actually driving around, diving out and running into a building with police behind you, and hiding behind the bar desk, while you're under heavy fire. The motorcycles are awesome, and they are also extremely fast. You can also *Buy* Some buildings if you have enough money and are far enough into the game. Overall, It's better than perfect. It makes Perfection look like crap. 1000/10

Come on, Guys! This is a very enjoyable movie, and I just sat down and watched it yesterday, and asked myself "How can ANYONE hate this?" I, personally, Still laugh at the jokes, even though I've seen it over 50 times. It's truly a great movie. But, I think lots of people don't like it because it sort of pokes fun at some religions. Oh well, it's not TRYING to offend you greatly, it's just trying to make a good movie, and it is. Adam Sandler movies are Good and Bad, But this is one of them that is VERY Good! VERY, VERY, VERY GOOD!

20/10

Ok. The Simpsons. It is a word that everyone knows. People always think of the Yellow-Skinned, Blue-Collar, Dysfunctional Family anytime someone named Homer, Marge(ry), Lisa, Bart(hallamew), Or Maggie (Margaret). The T.V. show's 1st Season was an entertaining little tidbit of cartoons. When they evolved a little, they became So funny, it was harder to find a Tap-Dancin' Sea Monkey than a Person who didn't Like the Show. I personally didn't find ANYONE who disliked the show in the Slightest (At the time I surveyed Hundreds of People in My Elementary School). Now, I am 16. The Year is 2002. The Simpsons used to be Fresh, Funny and Original. The Antics and Stupidity and the Sheer Thrill of a new 'Simpsons' episode(Somewhere along the line, we took out the "The" in the Title) which almost promised more laughs than an entire season of (*Enter Funny Comedy Show Here*). Most people liked and Disliked some seasons. They hated season 9 or 10, but loved season 1-8 and 11 and 12..for example. I, honestly loved them all, until Season 13. And, seriously folks, they were STILL producing Loads O' Laffs until Season 13. 13 is an Unlucky Number? Yep. You betcha. People labelled the Disease of "Simpsonitis" and anything that has gone bad in the past while (Since season 13 started) has been labbeled With "Simpsonitis". Look. Season 13 was BAD, BAD, BAD! But, I liked all other seasons. Season 14 has just started, and many doubt that the Simpsons will survive this one. I have viewed 3 of them episodes and here is my review. I saw the Halloween Episode XIII (Unlucky Numbuh 13!), The Rollin Stones Episode and Bart/Lisa go to Grade 3. I must say, The Simpsons Train has got back on track! It was chuggin' along right for a LONG time, Got de-railed for a Season (13) and then just went back on Track! Sure, they have the 'New Episode' Kinda feel, but they are FUNNY as HELL! I hadn't Laughed at the Simpsons like that since Season 7! People, judge it differently now. Season 14 has revived the Simpsons....Almost back to it's Prime. You know that all the Failing shows have recently been Diagnosed with "Simpsonitis"? Well, the Original Host has just been cured...So, if the Original HOST got cured..Why can't some other good ones? Malcolm, King of the Hill, etc. Way to Go Simpsons! I know you've been readin' these and working hard to improve, and you MADE IT!! Kudos all 'round!

Ok, here I Go. I remember back in the simple, Prehistoric times of '98. I was 12 years old and open to a world of adventure and ready to be swept away by a Hobby based on a T.V Show. Pokemon Came. I remember going CRAZY!!I LOVED The show...All 151 Pokemon Memorized, what levels they learn what attacks, what attack you can GIVE them..etc, etc..And POKEMON cards just RULED! The show was really fun and you could imagine yourself being a great Pokemon trainer, with your AWESOME pokemon, winning the great Pokemon Championship (Forgot what is was called). I became 13..The Peak of the Pokemon Roller-Coaster was reached. EVERY kid between the age of 2-19 Loved Pokemon! Poke, Poke, PokeMON! We were singing the songs (Pokeraps?), Imitating the Pokemon, and watching the Little ones pretend they WERE pokemon. Here's where the Pokemon Roller-Coaster started going down..More Pokemon. Frankily, I was happy with the basic 151, and didn't like change. They introduced dumb pokemon with weird looks and stupid attacks (If you think about it, the Original 151 were, too!). I started losing Interest. The show introduced the newer Gyms. NEWER GYMS?!? Why the HELL Would you have other GYMS and not go for those, and instead go for one series at a time? And he disposes of his hard-earned badges every time! Most people would LOVE to Keep Them Badges. Brock Left! BROCK WAS funny, with his desperate, feeble attempts to win over the ladies. There was this retarded new guy, who knew *Everything* about care. And always the *Love* between creature Message was too Corny for a kids show. They banned the seizure episode all-together...Instead of just cutting the Strobe-Lights. Why didn't they get a BIg Titatron (From Wrestling) and Play thay Episode on it in the battles in the Middle East to Seizure the Enemy? We had a GREAT War Weapon/Kid's Cartoon on our hands. I lost Interest in a few weeks. A few days ago, I was watching a kid's T.V. Network, and they were playing a commercial advertising Pokemon and telling us what time it was on. POKEMON?!? They're STILL RUNNING THAT?!??! They showed a WHOLE bunch of even newer Pokemon..Does ANYBODY WATCH THE SHOW OUT THERE! If you still do, and aren't just reviewing by recalling memories..Please hit your head on something hard (Eg. Ground, Wood, Cinder BLock)...For this show has gone downhill, finally. But, It will still remain in the history books that it was the Original "Anime" craze, with the year's world record for the lightest average weight of a Wallet/Purse. You see, It was like a Roller-Coaster. It went up slowly and steadily..Buidling lots of fans and suspense..Then it went downhill faster than..Than..What goes downhill fast? (DaSimpsons is still good, so, Don't even SUGGEST THAT, and it didn't go downhill fast, anyway) Well, use your minds on this one. Think of something that goes downhill fast..And then think Pokemon. Fortunately, most of the world's

Audience (97%) lost interest at the same time as me, so we weren't left in the dark while the other kids talked about the new episode and you missed it. Please AXE this show now. I have a Spare Axe, Anime' Company, If that's why you can't kill it.

COME ON! I heard from my friends and basically everyone in High School that "So Many RISKY STUNTS!", "Oh my god, wicked cars", "So MUCH ACTION!!!". I investigated. It is Horrible! It's basically a car-show. It's got guns, yes, but they arent used effectively and there's only 3 types: Shotgun, Uzi and Pistol. No GunFIGHTS, just illegal street racing. They just drive around showing how fast or how good looking their car is. The "Stunts" you've been hearing about, there are NONE. There's no high tailed jumps off a bridge racing a plane. There's swerving to the sides in racing, a jump over train tracks after a train passes by, and 1 CRASH. I have to admit, the crash was pretty cool, but that's bascally all. The characters are 2-Dimensional, The cars are just speed machines and eye candy, not stunt cars, and the 2 "stunts" were probably written by a 2 year old who thought of it by playing with TONKA trucks. Avoid if you have 1/19th of a brain in your head!! 1/10 (I gave it a one because of the 1 good crash)

You are a Superhero. You play missions which are all over the town called "Patriot City", stopping bank robberies, defeating the bad guys, etc. You have the Patriotic Minuteman, who whacks evil doers with a staff. Mentor, a Pyschic Alien being with immense telekenetic and energectic powers. El Diablo (My personal Favourite): A High Flying, Bad Guy Melting, Flaming beam Shooting, Building exploding Latino. Man-Bot, which is a giant robot with large strength. The Ant, a burrowing, wall climbing underdog. There's lots more. You do many missions fighting many bad guys! LOTS! The Towns/Streets are almost 100% interactive and/or destructable. Streetlamps/garbage cans/dumpsters/telephone boxes/cars can be either blown up or picker up and chucked at enemies or swung at at enemies. Buildings can be leveled, the rocks from their ashes thrown at evil doers. Some people have the ability to Fly (El Diablo!!) and can fly over rooftops. Some can climb up the walls (The Ant) and then run around on the roofs. or, A Jumper (Minute Man) who can Jump right up on top and do Matrix-Style Jumps roof to roof. You can also make your own super-heros with SUPER Powers, and buy them into the single player game so they can become part of the freedom force and actually play in missions. You pick 4 members of Freedom Force to go on each mission. Some may HAVE to go because of Rivalries, etc. Some may not be able too (Severe Injury, Have to look after someone, etc). The Multiplayer is neat. You can put your own guys (Or Regular, single player ones) into a game and you battle other people that join. You can have huge amounts of Butt-Whompin' mayhem! The Cinematics are played out in Comic Book fashion, explaining every super-heros ORIGIN, which are very fascinating to watch. Buy this game as soon as you can, It's going cheap. I'll see you in Patriot City with your first character, and I'll BLAST him to the depths of HECK with my MAN-Bull (half Man, Half Bull). BAM BANG!

This show is Ok, I happen to watch kids shows (At the Age of 16) and this show is pretty good. I Watch it nothing else is on, or when Smackdown! is cancelled. A redhead named Mimi with her friends tries to solve problems that involve her family, friends, or her community. Has an Arch-Enemy, always wins in the end of the episode, etc. The Storyline is sort of like that of "Angela Anaconda", except Angela doesn't try and solve EVERYONE'S problems every time one rises. It's not really funny, so steer clear of this one if you're looking for something REALLY funny, but it has some comedy sometimes. Their little "plans" that they hatch are entertaining to watch and keeps you hooked to see how they turn out. The bumbling antics of Russel (mimi's friend) and Jason (Mimi's Brother) keep this show entertaining, but not really funny. No offensive Language here..might have made it interesting though. Rating: 6.5/10

Ok. I'm guessing Canada isn't known well for it's entertainment values, all the comedians moved to America. Jim Carrey, Rick Morains, John Candy, Etc. But, this show, Along with Radio Active and Big Wolf on Campus, are completely amazing! System Crash is about this high school with kids who have their own closed circuit T.V. Show and they do the news, skits, try n' sell stuff, etc. It always has a base, formation, meaning, motivation, etc for every episode and it's...just so funny. I love the Halloween episode with the Murdering and Human eating Cats and the Zombie that always listens to 'Mom'. Just watch it! Order it! Move to Canada! Just WATCH THIS SHOW!

Everyone I know loved this trilogy, So I bought all of the tapes. It is, without a doubt, the best short series and clay animations, EVER! They're SO Funny, Smart (Who in the world would think of such ingenious gadgets?) Full of Action (Family-Fun Action, Not Shoot Everyone, Car Chase, Main bad guy gets eyes poked out, base blows up, hero runs out all scarred and burnt with lady with torn clothes seconds before the blast, Level of Violence) and pure fun! I Love the Porridge-Plane/Motorbike Car that gromit has and I would be more careful before getting it killed, I would keep it in best condition I could! The Terminator parody in this is the best i've seen, but , many kids will not get it because they haven't seen the Terminator!! Cool Movie. Buy the Entire Set! Now! Run! Drive full speed! Search for days straight! Never give up until found! Rating: 11/10

I may be 1 of the 16 people on earth that hate Mickey Mouse/Donald Duck/Disney Cartoons (Omit: Shrek, Monsters Inc, Recess and some of the Good Ones) But, these old Mickey mouse cartoons are just dumb. Noone I grew up with liked them or thought they were the LEAST bit funny. And they still make shows, thinking that they STILL have funniness and wit that they thought they had when they started. Maybe it's me, and lots of others like Mickey Mouse cartoons, So dont listen to me if you dont want to, But I ALWAYS, ALWAYS thought bugs bunny and that crew were hilarious! I grew up laughing at how Coyote Blew himself off the cliff again and again. Even the Video Games Stunk. Now they have a 'live show' with all your favourite Disney Stars. I never HAD any favourite Disney stars until Toy Story came rollin along. These just aren't funny. Yes, These Mickey Mouse cartoons may be safe for your kids, but it sensitizes them and kills and, if little, sense of cartoon humor and violence they may grow on. Give 'em a Bugs Bunny vs. Yosamite Sam Cartoon. Sure it's full of cartoon violence, Guns, TNT, Extreme Beatings, Pain and the Frequent act of falling off cliffs. But, THEY ARE FUNNY!!!FUNNY!!! Your kids will love them. Disney tried to capture that humor, but they got a high-pitched half-mime, Half-Mouse like creature with 'Magic' That influenced Generations. I cannot name anyone I know that grew up with disney that has ANY sense of humor. They think tripping and falling down is a friggin' laugh riot. Dont feed your kids this garbage, give em Bugs! Yosamite! Daffy, Not Donald! Sylvester & Tweety and of course: Coyote + Roadrunner.

Ok, I am shocked at how this movie got so much merchandise, fan clubs, fans and viewings. It's a good movie that kids can watch, and some of the most repeated one-liners and statements ever created. It's not as good as that. It's an O.K. Movie. Entertaining, Ok graphics for it's time and decent plot. This is not a groundbreaking movie. And it's #9 on the IMDB 250 best?!? COME ON!!! This is just good, but no great. Why?!? Star Trek is way worse, so stick to this rather than star trek. I'm noit saying this is bad, It's very, Very Entertaining and all the sequels were good (Except Empire Strikes Back, That was SOO Boring). Don't join fan clubs and worship this movie. Watch it on a Friday night if you have nothing better to do, But Don't excpect an Amazing Movie. Rating: 6.5/10 P.S. Star Wars Geeks/Nerds: Please don't hunt me down and kill me for not liking your movie as much as you!

Ok, This movie is horrible. I do not know why everyone likes it. It is just so stupid. The Jokes are corny, repetitive (It's always Marsha!Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!) Come on! Having to raise money to save the house, that has been done in SOOOOO Many T.V. Shows before! It's like one of those episodes the cartoons HAVE to have: The Ol' Switcheroo, etc. Well, the movie seems to be a success with the other IMDB members, SO if you like Stupid, Retarded, Plain, Boring, Repetitive Hippie crud, Watch this. If you don't, look at this movie and shudder. This one has replaced Freddy krueger and the Teletubbies from my Nightmares. My Rating: -100/10

This game is just amazing and incredible at the same time. You can do whatever you dreamed to do. But, No Gore! Why can't they have murderes come into the house (Burglars come, but no Murderers), They cant go to the hospital or accidentally break their arms or get them chopped off by a ham sandwich. Anyway, astounding gameplay, had me hooked from the start, suprising since my arsenal happens to be mostly FPS (First Person Shooter), RTS (Real-Time Strategy) War Games, Gory Platform games, 3-rd Person Shooters, RPG (Role-Playing Game)s like Diablo and Diablo 2 and of course, my beloved Fighting Games. Get this game. I told all my friends and they all bought it and are also hooked. I have all expansions except Vacation and Unleashed, into one game. It's fantastic! 9.5/10 (.5 percent taken away because of Minimal Violcence and No Gore)

I got this game a few months ago and I haven't stopped playing it since! You pick your time period, which can be almost anytime (Stone Age, Middle Ages, WW1, WW2, Modern time, Digital Age and Nano Age, aka, the FUTURE!!) You can zoom in close to the action and see all the fightin', unlike Starcraft where you feel like you're a bird watching a war. Getting some modern Time Marines, bazookas and Tanks, close up view and watching them fight feels like you're in the war itself. The cavemen are funny. They club each other to death or throw rocks at each other. In the Nano and Digital ages (the Future), you can fight with Robots and Cyborgs and Spaceships! It's also got a map editor! YAY! AMAZING GRAPHICS AND SOUND. BUY IT JUST FOR THAT!!! My only complaints are that it's HARD. When I got it, I went to "Random Map" to play a regular game to train in, and I set the computer easy, set the time to WW2, after 5 minutes of reading the instruction manual, I was off. The Computer smoked me. So I made it I started with 20 citizens and him with 1. It still smoked me. And the only other thing is that almost all the planes have to run on fuel, so when they run out they go back to the airport. Extremely Hard when you're giving bomb raids to the enemy's base and all your planes turn around and go back! Then that gives the other planes time to build up, catch up and Blow them to BITS!!! Oh well. An Almost Perfect game. My Rating: 98%

Nickelodeon. What a Great Network. Those were the thoughts I had back in the time of 1992-1996 because they made some of the GREATEST cartoons EVER! Ren & Stimpy, Cow and Chicken and...Ahh! Real Monsters. Now, This came on the air when I was 8 (I'm 16 Now) And I absolutely LOVED the Show. It was so funny and it was very compelling. Even if you didn't find it funny, It was Just So Fun to watch. The wacky misadventures had me on the edge of my seat, waiting for the outcome of the episode, seeing what would happen. I would Tremble when Ickis was about to get caught in the Principals (I forgot his name, but I remember he had red shoes and grayish Moustache and he was an aqua blue) office, When Krum Lost his eye (kRUM WAS MY ALL-TIME FAVOURITE, that holding-your-eyes-with-your-hands Idea was pure GENIUS!) It was just so good. I can see many people agree with me. I didn't know ANYONE that hated the show. It goes off TV in about 1996, but I catch it on a few other channels now and then. 1997, I dont see it at ALL!!! I hadn't seen an episode in months (I was about 13 then) and I was going insane. Luckily, My Friend taped some episodes in 1995 and I went straight over to watch them. Then He lost them in about a week. I mean, he hadn't watched them for about 2 years, then he dug them out, and lost them in a week! I was Angry! Nickelodeon SUCKS now. Rocket Power, Wild Hornberries, As Told by Ginger, THEY ALL SUCK LIKE A VACUUM. Come on! Bring back Ahhh! Real Monsters and get the ideas you had before. Whoever cancelled this show, if you are reading this, Shoot Yourself! ARGHHHH!!!!!! My Rating: 94275945/10

I..Like many others, am a Geek/Nerd. No, I Don't like Star Trek, but I LOVE Sci-Fi Movies and Cartoons and Video Games, Etc. Now, This movie was one of the funniest spoofs i've ever seen! Like, It has a good cast, Aliens, A Space-Ship, Freaky-Alien People trying to act like humans and walking very strangely, More Aliens, Gorignacks, Space, Goo, Humor, Action, Adventure, Comedians, TV Shows, Earth, Houses, A Pool, Grass, Metal, Air, Space-Age Guns, The Chompers, Nerds that have memorized every technical detail of the show communicationg through space aged gadgets to help the old actor/heros move around the ship to deactivate an explosion that could kill the ship and all the aliens on it, Actors with Plastic Surgery on their heads to look like an alien and have stuck with it for the rest of their lives, Kamakazie Actors Avenging dead comrades, Coca-Cola, Fire, Posters, Fireworks, Crashes into Sci-Fi Conventions, Time Travel. The Works! It's up their with the other great spoofs: Austin Powers, Naked Gun, Scary Movie! Rating: 10/10

This "Show" is one of the worst I've ever seen. It's just terrible. It is supposed to be a kids show, but it's too boring and un-funny. The people who made the script and storyline sunk down to the Low-Level of Digimon and Medabots (*Shudder*), talking about "Boarding" and "Grabbin' a Pizza, DUDE". I Have never seen one kid in that age group ever say "Dude". And the Aliens are just too dumb to be brought up until know. They talk about toilet humor and food. Not Toilet Humor Put in a funny way. They Use it to find excuses to put "Butt" and "Poo" in the Show. For Example:

Alien #1: Butt. I want some food.

Alien #2: Poo. I want some food. Let's go boarding and catch a pizza, Dude.

Alien #3: Butt.

Alien #2: Poo.

That's the script. I spoiled the Entire Season For you. My Rating: 1/10.

Oh, Man This Show Sucks. It Doesn't even live up to it's title. She gets braces in the first one and just one little thing happens in every episode with her braces that don't affect the storyline at all. Like, A locker door will slam on her face because of the braces in the middle Of the Show. She won't notice it and nothing happens constantly. Now, I also have braces (I'm 16) and, Yes, They Stink, but, If you NAME A SHOW "BRACEFACE", you should make a half-decent show about braces and why they suck. They have too many stupid teen/Pre-Teen reality shows. Almost ALL of them suck! This show also has no storyline, Bad acting, A nerd who is supposed to be a nerd but acts like a moron and just says stuff like :"I'm allergic to This, BLAHBLAHBLAH"... In short, Horrible. Kill It Now! Rating: -56/10

This movie is just great. Chucky is a very good murderer because, he can just sit there and not be noticed if someone passes by. Like, If Micheal Myers was sneaking up on you and someone walked by, they would catch him. Chucky just limps and they see it as a normal lil' doll that the kids left on the ground for them to pick up, pass by, and Chucky can resume him murderous activities. The perfect crime. Also, Who would suspect the doll? Chucky has a haunting voice (Thanks to Brad Dourif) Which goes well with the lil' doll character. But, you don't hear him talk much. Andy (The Little Boy) Just puts him up to his ear and then does something. He should of talked more. But, In the Sequels, he should have talked LESS. In this one, (Like Nightmare on Elm Street), He is scary. You don't see him much, he doesn't talk THAT much, only when needed, and when he kills someone, It's chilling! And (Also Like Nightmare on Elm Street) In the sequels he's on screen too much, talks ALOT, and you get used to him on screen and start to laugh at him, SO he IS NOT SCARY ANYMORE. When he kills someone, YOU'RE Laughing. You aren't scared of his appearance. You've seen too much of him. I loved the bit where Chucky was in the Apartment elevator going up to get Andy, and SOme people walk in. They Say: "Some kid must of left their toy in the elevator. It Sure is an Ugly Doll, Too". The People Step Off the elevator and walk away and the elevator goes up, and in a Casual Voice, Chucky Replies: "(F-Word) You!".

Pure Classic. You're Laughing, then someone dies. So you're sitting there, going: "Hahahaha-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHh-Hahahahaha....-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-Hahaha. My Rating: BIG 10/10

This movie ROCKS. Arnold Schwarzenegger's Movies are starting to get boring and stupid (Why does he star in EVERY single one?!?)...But THIS IS ONE OF THE ONES THAT MADE HIM WHAT HE IS TODAY!! First of all, He is the "Good Guy" in this Terminator Movie. He Made a terrifying Bad guy in the first one, but Robert Patrick Does a better job with his "T-1000 Role" In my humble Opinion. Because: The First one's message was that: "No Man could stop the Terminator", but this one has a scarier message: "Not Even The Terminator Can Stop The T-1000)...

This is Arnold Schwarzenegger's First Movie to Die Twice (Watch The Movie, then see what I mean) and he get's pretty freaking beat up by the End (Half his face torn off, Arm Ripped Off, belly Ripped out, Etc, Etc). Unlike the First Movie, Where he is a Kill-O-Holic (Police Station Scene!!), John Connor (Who he is sent back to protect because he will lead the freedom force against the Terminators in the future, Protecting from a state of the Art Terminator who can morph and is made of liquid metal) Makes him swear that he cannot kill anyone..Which is pretty weird explaining why you can't kill people to a Machine that does that for a living. Try explaning to a relative why you can't kill people, pretending that they don't know why. Robert Patrick is a terrifying Terminator and does a terrific Job of Acting. The Special effects to this movie are very good (For 1991) and the Acting for everyone is excellent. It has got some unexcpected Drama twisted into it and has some of the best action sequences ever made (The Mental Hospital, The Mall, Cyberdyne Systems, Steel Mill). The Hospital has me on the edge of my seat, pondering if the "mental Patrol", The Terminator or the T-1000 would catch her first... AMAZING!

Way better than #1, but watch the Original First, so you will get half the stuff for #2. Just Buy the Terminator Package!! My Rating: 11/10

This has got to be the stupidist movie I have ever seen. Not the Stupid, Bad/Boring Type Movie. Like, Stupid/Brainless/idiotic Movie. But, in other words, IT IS VERY, VERY GOOD. "Derek Zoolander" (Ben Stiller) is just the dumbest person in the universe (And perhaps one of the funniest). The Scene with the "Derek Zoolander school for kids who can't read good". I laughed till it hurt. And the "Walkoff": PURE GENIUS!!!! Go Rent the Movie Right Now...No, Don't Rent it... BUY IT!!! BUY IT FOR ALL YOUR FRIENDS FOR THEIR BIRTHDAYS, AND IF THEY DON'T LIKE IT OR ALREADY HAVE IT, JUST BUY ANOTHER COPY FOR THEM NEXT YEAR!!!! HAHAHAHA!! My rating: 9/10

This show is just so funny. It's very cheesy and babyish and silly, which is why it makes it funny. Everyone has one joke in every episode (With the Exception of a Few Episodes) and it depicts kids in a very original way. I especially Like the "Demon Bed" episode. Where Lois sleeps for charity.

My rating: 10/10

This movie is just action-Packed! It's got some wicked action-sequences (The Lobby scene is the best EVER!), There is alot of talking, but this is a little confusing and you have to watch it a few times. Buy it or Rent it for a week so you can watch it more than once. It's got great acting, Great plot, Great Action, No Gore (Good for sensitive people) and Great Special Effects!!!! Rating: 10/10

The First time I saw this movie (about 8 Years ago) On my 7th Birthday Eve, My Dad rented this movie so we could watch it at night. I was terrified! I didn't find Child's play scary even though I viewed it while I was 5, Leprechaun wasn't scary either (Viewed at age 8), but this was FREAKY! I was always fascinated by Sharks,(and scared of them!) So, this movie scared me silly! Now, 8 years later (I'm 15 now), I once again viewed the movie on DVD. The first scene had great atmosphere and suspense as the girl went swimmming alone and her boyfriend was drunk on the beach. She swims out into the night, then she suddenly Jerks to the left and the right and then under the water. Shark attacks follow and the Mayor refuses to close the beaches because of the 4th of July Celebrations. I thought that was incredibly stupid of him and kept mentally ushering the Mayor to "Go In the Water! Go In the Water!" and to the Shark "Eat the Mayor! Eat the Mayor!"

Great Movie! Classic in points of Horror and Atmosphere. My Rating: 10/10

I saw the commercials for this Movie on T.V. and I said to myself, man that looks SOOO scary!! I went to my friend (JAMES) House for a sleepover with some other guys. He Rented 13 ghosts. We Turned off the lights and popped it into the VCR. We expected to Wet ourselves in fear. We were tense as the "WARNING: legal stuff, blah, blah ,blah faded of the screen. But, It wasn't scary. It starts off in a junkyeard where a rich guy tries to collect his 12th ghost, (The Juggernaut) But Gets Killed and his big glass house is left to his Nephew and his family, who were living in an apartment after a fire killed his wife and burned the house down. They go inside to look around with a lawyer, a psychic power technician that is trying to fix the power. They accidentally unleash the 12 ghosts in the basement one by one and they cannot escape the house.

This movie was not scary. It had a pretty thin plot, The "Ghost Machine" thing looked like something out of a fairy tale (OOH, So Scary). The ghosts were cool and freaky, but another thing was that most of the people didn't get killed by ghosts and that you needed these glasses to see the ghosts. I thought that was just dumb. One scare though, is when some ghosts are released and are roaming around the basement, the innocent little 5 year old boy goes down to investigate and the doors close behind him and your like "OHHH, The Kid's gonna get marmalized!" and *SPOILER ALERT, If you don't want it ruined or haven't seen it Read no Further!!!* He just runs around and dissapears until the end of the movie. After the movie, We expected to have nightmares before we watched it, but I just dreamed of logging ontop IMDB and saying it Not to Expect too much of it. It's pretty good though. My Rating: 6/10