brebitzer

IMDb member since April 2008
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    16 years

Reviews

The Misfit Brigade
(1987)

Should rename "The Timewasters"
I'm not sure where this film was trying to go, but definitely a dud in several respects. Boring and uneventful is an understatement.

Nightstick
(1987)

Boring
Don't waste your time with this one. Just a typical "cop movie" with nothing exceptional or outstanding.

Code of Silence
(1985)

Generic
Took me three times to watch this because nothing stood out as unique or noteworthy. A complete stick in the mud. Maybe was a good film in 1985, but there's nothing special about it. Probably the only boring Norris I've seen.

Soldier Terminators
(1988)

Amazingly ridiculous dialogue
The actors all have voices dubbed over, but they speak as if they're all trying to do terrible impersonations of people. Abdul is one of the best characters who shines very bright in this category. His voice seems to be that of a guy straining to pinch a loaf on the toilet.

American Commando 3: Savage Temptation
(1988)

🦆ing Awesome film!
Some of the best dialogue in a film...EVER!!! Highly recommended to watch with friends while tipping back extremely cheap beer that closely matches the quality of this flick.

Breaker! Breaker!
(1977)

Why is Texas City, CA no longer on the map?
Chuck singlehandedly kills an entire town. Truckers burn it down with diesel and CB radios. End of story.

Adieu l'ami
(1968)

Should rename "Lullaby"
Fought really hard not to fall asleep to the boring dialogue of two dudes locked in a safe. Can't think of anything to make it worse.

Scorpion Thunderbolt
(1988)

Extremely incoherent. I loved it!!
Best quote in the film-"Be careful....of the monster". 🤣🤣🤣. Total pile of trash production, but you get some tit shots every now and then. Really makes the perpetual confusion more bearable. The film ends quit abruptly (scripted from a 4th grader) and strangely you want more!

Il giustiziere del Bronx
(1989)

Wrote the plot while filming
Still unsure of what I watched. Really had nothing to do with the Bronx. Just several scenes shot at an abandoned quarry. Lots of death and action. When is the sequel?? 🤣

Incubo sulla città contaminata
(1980)

Worth a watch
If you're into burned hamburger-faced zombies give this a watch. Some pretty good heads exploding too!

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