jcard07

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Tyrannosaurus Azteca
(2007)

they tried!! In fact they were very trying!
To be fair they did as well as they could with a budget of five shillings and sixpence, but the dialogue was more cheesy than 9lbs of emmental and the CGI was a little old hat now. maybe if some of the actors were not so perfectly chiselled out of granite it would have made the film a little better too.. To say this was awful is to do this film a mis-service, if you want to see something that is totally execrable, you gotta sit and waste a couple of hours of your life watching 'sickle', that is soo mind numbingly awful, its actually good,(several large alcoholic beverages are deriguer though. Any road up, I enjoyed this film and its gotta be worth a look if you have not seen it yet, just don't expect anything along the lines of 'jurassic park,the lost world' or 'apocalypto'.

The Slaughterhouse Massacre
(2005)

this film is so BAD its actually good!!! best to watch it after copious amounts of vino.
This is painfully bad!! but watch when you are moderately inebriated and laugh at the outrageous continuity errors.(i wont point them out as most of the entertainment is in counting them (you will have to remove your socks to keep up with the count!!!) I have seen oak trees that are not as wooden as some of the characters in this film. I'm just glad i only paid a quid for this DVD (just for the case of course!! Seriously though - this is a truly execrable film, it contains some of the worst acting in the history of bad acting, even the rat was better than its human counterparts ( he was so good they played his scene several times (it was played back in reverse once though!)).

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