SirSmeargle

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Meet the Spartans
(2008)

I've seen enough!
If you think this is a good film, then you must be idiotic! There are crude jokes, with a little laugh, advertisements, everything is flawed! Aaron Seltzer: I have one word for you: Refresh! Refreshing is a good way to make your career pop up again, but this is one huge piece of s**t! You make awful sequels like Smokey and the Bandit 3 and Robocop 3 look like blockbuster hits because of you! Aaron Seltzer: You are pathetic. Unless you come up with a better idea even more than your latest film, I've seen enough.

Comedy: 1/10 Spoof: 1/10 Success: 1/10 Creativity: 1/10

Overall: an F--- (1/10).

Zhong hua ying xiong
(1988)

Meh!
Honestly, I had one of those videos on out of the 2 films Force Entertainment would show on each disc for 10 discs. Anyway, This film is sort of awful, what with the fighting. There was also a abusive scene there, and also a crude one as well. I just don't think why the Marine Corps should be evil. I mean sure, "they're bad guys and Jet wants revenge on them", but it's just not worth it. However, there were several scenes I liked including the final scene. It was a bit boastful with the fighting techniques, but the scene was worth it. And it would've been worth more if there was a dramatic scene there...

So, overall, I'd give it a 4/10, reminding Jet Li to direct and act a bit better and put on an ending with a dramatic scene! From the writing desk, Sir Smeargle

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