Blair Witch Project For Dummies Alright, to start with, I'll go on record as saying I enjoyed the original movie. That's important for a moment's time.
I think the best way of describing this movie is that the producers took Blair Witch, and remade the movie to appeal to the MTV generation.
What do I mean by that? Well, the first movie had a very deliberate style of horror. It was rooted in the grainy realism of the whole thing, which felt so realistic because of how the movie was produced (most of the time, the actors weren't acting, they genuinely WERE so scared). The horror was not about what you could see, but what you COULDN'T see.
Of course, in today's fast-food quick-fix world, subtlety like that just doesn't sell. The original movie The Haunting was a genuine classic, a horror movie based entirely around sound. The remake was a CG special FX-laden snorefest without the slightest scare. This movie is much the same thing. It seems that people today don't want horror, they want to see a big ugly computer-rendered monster on screen ripping people apart. The first movie had none of that, so when it had been hyped up, everyone went to see the movie expecting this. When they got a subtle and genuinely creepy movie instead, they complained, it wasn't blatant and dumbed-down enough for them. I know I sound like some artfag movie critic who wants to sound like he's above everyone else, I'm not, I'm just a semi-intelligent guy who loves horror movies. I love a dumb horror movie if it's just plain fun instead. Sadly, this one isn't, it's just dumb.
So that, and the huge profits the first movie made, seem to be the reason this movie exists. Atmosphere is stripped away, and replaced with a bodycount. Surely the kids would lap it up, the people who hated the first one for not having blatant visuals and scares would love this one, it's much more in line with movies like Scream, which is today's youth's idea of horror? Correct. It's almost universal that everyone who liked this movie hated the first one too. The people who liked both tend to be people who just enjoyed the mythos and setting. I'm almost one of those people.
The plot's been outlined many times, so let's get down to business. The characters are a horrible bunch. Stereotypical goth girl who hangs out in a graveyard, is constantly bitchy and depressed with snappy comebacks, and thinks she's psychic. Token Wiccan girl, because thanks to Buffy, they're trendy these days. She's another walking stereotype. Barely 5 minutes go by without her pointing out how witches aren't all evil and they're unfairly persecuted. Her wiccanism is really forced down the viewer's throat. Then there's the wizecracking, goofy crazy streetwise guy who's all about beer and pot. The cast so far seems specifically DESIGNED for the MTV generation. Then throw in a couple of slightly older folks, who feel rather out of place in the movie. I'm not sure why they were put in, their relationship works great in the plotline, but their characters just don't sit with the rest of the whole movie.
The method of storytelling wants to be edgy. Tell it with flashbacks and chronological jumps, fill us in on backstory as we go. Whatever. This is a horror movie, it's impossible to build suspense for what's about to happen by telling us how someone's life was two years earlier, or letting us know that they survive to the end of the movie. It's mildly confusing for most of the film, and does far more harm than interest. Should really have stuck with a more conventional style.
And the nature of the horror itself? It's largely a matter of personal preference, but most people with an IQ above 70 and an age larger than their shoe size just isn't scared by "OMG A DEAD BODY!!!". CG special effects and really blatant, laboured horror are the order of the day here. No doubt groups of fratboys or alternative metallers hanging around with popcorn and soda will be cheering on every death and consider this a cinematic masterpiece. With a rock/nu-metal soundtrack, it seems to be the kind of demographic this is marketed at anyway. People who prefer slightly more intelligence from their movies will be left rolling their eyes at the "suspenseful buildup" that you can see coming a mile off every time.
I sound like I'm really giving this movie a panning, and hate it. In some respects, I don't mean to. In others, I do. I love horror movies. Some of them take themselves seriously and succeed. Others don't take themselves seriously in the slightest, and they're just fun. This movie wants to take itself very seriously, and falls so flat on it's face that it's not funny. It constantly references the first movie, but if it'd instead referenced itself a couple of times, to let the viewer know they should be having fun instead of trying to be scared, it would have worked a great deal better. Another bad idea, this movie wants to be a scary horror, when it would have been so much more fitting as a silly horror. The characters, effects, scares and even subject matter all seem absolutely perfect for some kind of self-referential parody. But nope.
I guess that's the core of why I didn't enjoy the movie. It tried too hard, and tried to reinvent a great horror movie into a dumbed-down but still entirely serious revision.
I'm a fair person though. The characters may have been hopelessly cliche'd, but the actors did a great job. They played what they were given very convincingly. The visuals of the movie were great, the forest and the area most of the movie takes place around (I really wish they'd used lower-quality, TV-style cameras for the mock documentaries at the start though, another example of it taking itself too seriously). The soundtrack was out of place for a horror movie, but it's still good music in it's own right. And finally, the Blair Witch setting kicks ass. I've seen the movies and played the games, and it's a great setting with an incredible backstory that's weaved together through all these different mediums. This movie doesn't let down on that front. Shame it does on all the rest.
Overall verdict, if you're willing to turn your brain off for a couple of hours to be only mildly impressed, or if you've got a short attention span and hated the first movie, go rent. Otherwise, give it a miss.