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Titanic
(1997)

Thank god for the fast forward button
Okay, so the story is poor guy meets rich engaged girl.....guess where this is going. She's rich, her every need is met & her fiancé although a brute is handsome....she feels the need to cheat because evidently fancy parties,traveling & so forth bores her. She cheats of course, who didn't see that one coming, a huge drama is played out blah blah. Is she retarded? Dumping a tall handsome RICH man for this scrouny little nerd whoses more feminine than she is.

Fast forward to when the ship sinks thats the best part. Very nice special effects, good music score for the most part. Ship hits ice berg, ship sinks & a good time is had by all except for the people that actually died. For a half hour or so the movie is very good. the rest of it is romantic mush. The irish dancing scene is embarrassing. Didn't they have anything better to do in those days than dance? Like video games or something amusing? Fast forward to the last 45 minutes & enjoy. The icing on the cake is the scrouny nerd gets it. Ha!

2012: Doomsday
(2008)

I watched the wrong flick!
We're in a hurry to find a flick to watch before bed only to end up with this crap fest. We were wanting the one with John Cusack in it to end up with the one with the Pet Semetary guy in it. I feel like the fool right now.

The movie was horrible, the special effects cheesy at best, the plot there is none and it ends with poof a woman giving birth in a temple.

You keep waiting for action til then end only to find out there is none. A person in a car mysteriously disappears without no reason, what ever action there is is so poorly done, the acting terrible & the dialogue was probably written by a retarded pygmy. I rate it 0/10 avoid. This movie is an excellent way to kill brain cells, it worked quite effectively on me. I felt I lost half my brain capacity. So if you find yourself watching this Ill save you the bother shoot yourself now or you'll wind up with brain damage & disbelief like me!

As for has been actors Dale Midkif & Amy Dolenz, for the love of god read a script before you sign a contract. I would not be that desperate for cash than to accept a part in this crap hole of a film.

Sex and the City 2
(2010)

Don't bother!
I have just seen this train wreck called Sex and the Cuty 2 on what I heard was going to be bad. I prepared myself by going in with a take it as it is attitude & I have found it has deserved every bad review it has received.

The over the top wedding with Liza had poor choice of music, & badly stereotyped gays as being able to cheat because they are Gay. Liza was an embarrassment to the gay community & for some strange reason I have no idea why they adore her. Judging by this movie I have to ask why? The wedding was just a slight irritant to things to come.

The whole story line with Miranda hating her job & Charlotte with the nanny who has never heard of the invention called a bra was so poorly executed & rushed. When Miranda quits I expected her to tell her boss where to shove it but they just cut off to a different scene. The nanny & that horrible Irish music playing when she's flopping her knockers about was just weird. The Irish music is okay but her flopping about with her boobies all over the place was embarrassing. Then they solved that storyline with Poof, the nannies gay, no threat problem solved. Their story lines were poorly written & executed.

Samantha was written as a common floozy with no class. Again her story lines was poorly written & her character was assassinated. She used to have confidence & class. Well, not no more she does not. Thecondom scene in the village square was embarrassing. I know i use the embarrass a lot but with this movie most of it you feel embarrassed.

I also felt the characters remarks & their stares of the middle east was insulting. Who goes to another country just to sit there make catty remarks & gawk at the people there. Seriously? They played the whole middle east thing poorly into the ground.

Carrie really came off at her worst in this film. Her constant nagging at Big made me want to strangle her. Her kiss with Aiden & the heart break on Big's face when she tells him has me pity Big for once instead of the other way around. She would get mad at him for any little thing, then when he buys a TV she flips. A TV with the intentions of them spending time together. The moral of the story Nag & Cheat to get what you want? Are the writers retarded? The only characters I liked were Big & Miranda. Though the best scene in the movie is between Miranda & Charlotte with their heart to heart about motherhood & even that was rushed & could of been written better. My advice is avoid!

Mr. St. Nick
(2002)

Only good thing about this turkey is Kelsey.
The movie was too fast paced,not much in the way of a plot that hasn't been done before & the actors could not act to save their lives for an exception of Kelsey & even he couldn't save this picture. It is so cliché it isn't even funny. The dialogue is also not that great nor is it into going into things explaining things for an exception of a few secs here or there. I wouldn't even recommend it. kelsey can & will do much better.

I wasn't expecting a block buster here but come on some crappy low budget film could at least try harder. The effects were so overly cheap its not funny.

Look Who's Talking Too
(1990)

LWT2 = one of the worst movies ever
Honestly,I only watched this because Roseanne did voice work. I remember seeing the first one as a kid & thought it was amusing but this movie i found boring & the laughs hit or miss.

The parents problems over shadows what should of been a movie about the kids. JUlie could of had more air time & better jokes. Roseanne does a good job.

I found some of the film disgusting like the opening sequence as if you really want to see how reproduction really works. THe pregnancy,mikey's jealousy,etc could of been written better & longer. Stuart was annoying as was Travolta & Alley. I like the third one better than this one & the third one wasn't that great. Look who's talking was a movie that really didn't need any sequels & would of done better without. Yick!

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