insane_juggalette_mama

I'm not kidding, this one goes on my Top 5 Worst Movies EVER Made, and takes the #2 slot. The main character is just a fat, ugly, curly haired jackass that spends all of his time talking about how he wants to get laid...and in real life, no amount of alcohol in the world could help him out. It's a stupid movie that pretty much has guys treating women like a bunch of "sex-holes" and nothing else. I'm no feminist or prude, but this was awful. It had no point and no funniness. I hated it to the point where not even Seth Rogen could redeem it, and he's usually funny as hell. This is another one I couldn't finish, and there are very few out there that I can't sit through, so it had to have been real bad. I don't want to give anything away, but anyone with a brain, PLEASE SKIP THIS ONE!! Don't waste an hour and a half of your life.

I saw this when I was 15, and wasn't able to finish it. Just about nothing in this movie was necessary. It had no point. Just another hunk of junk that over-uses sex and violence to sell, with no real plot. At least if there was a redeeming plot, I didn't figure it out. Seriously bad enough to where I want to smack the crap out of people when they talk about how "Good" it was. Sorry, but you're probably brain-dead. I've literally heard so many good things about this film and I have wondered, "Did we watch the same movie?" And it's not that I don't like violent movies, because I do, but when it has a point to make. The writer/director seriously did just a horrid job at this "masterpiece". I will never watch it again.

I watched it last night with my husband and son, and all three of us were completely disturbed by it. Maybe I missed the symbolism, but I hated it and found it so confusing. Without a doubt it was the worst movie I have ever seen.

The kid (Max) had something friggin wrong with his head. He was insane! He would go from happy, to crying, to yelling, to breaking things, to bored, to PLAYING WITH HIS MOM'S FOOT (wtf), and he always had a weird look on his face. And his mom was too busy with work and bringing her "friend" over to notice her son was a mental case. Max is destructive and bratty and needed some serious mental help. Everything about him was so depressing.

As soon as he enters his little monster world, the story jumps all over the place and a bunch of random, semi-violent, unfollowable things happen. I thought if I watched it all the way through, it would end happy and it would start making sense, but it didn't! It was just awful. If you want to take your kids to see a happy movie, don't choose this one. It was boring, depressing and made no sense.

The directors of this garbage-dump need a slap in the head for destroying such a wonderful children's book.