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London Fields
(2018)

Quite Terrible.
This is not in any way a cult classic. It's just a terrible movie. Amber Heard is hot in this. Billy Bob Thornton is ok in it. (He kind of phones it in.) Johnny Depp has more screentime than Theo James, but is uncredited somehow. Too much of the movie is taken up by a darts throwing yellow-toothed Jim Sturgess who plays it far too unsavory to be believable. And the film is made up of these horrible Thornton voiceovers and... you know what? You are probably going to watch because of the hot girl. But trust me, just put on Showgirls, it's a better movie.

Peter Rabbit
(2018)

Well made but written TERRIBLY.
What a horrid movie. No regard for the source material. Peter is just a nasty character. The jokes don't land and are inappropriate half the time. There is no charm in this movie.

And there's loads of fake ten star reviews on IMDB!

Upside Down
(2012)

As PG as it gets, but lovely and well executed.
Right from the start, the movie introduces us to the logic it's world will follow in a well done animated sequence. The rest of the movie is as predictable and non threatening as a children's fairy tale. At the ten minute mark the adult in you will groan, but then the eye candy of this movie exerts it's charm and the actors pull their weight and the story down to earth. This isn't a movie for logic, or physics. It's an M.C. Escher meets Terry Gilliam's Brazil digital fantasy world, made with confidence and skill. There's no real depth to it, but it is something you'll wish you'd seen when you were 8 years old, so you could stare up at the ceiling afterward and dream.

Thale
(2012)

Great movie, makes the most of a low budget.
Just got finished watching the low budget Norwegian film "Thale". I saw it had a 5.5 here on IMDb, but all the written user reviews were raving for it. It's a bit like Troll Hunter in a way, in that it's based on some folk tales, and shot very well for how low budget it is. Rather classy overall, it moves a little slow, and yeah, predictable. But miles better as a fairy tale movie than Snow White and the Huntsman, and more suitable for kids. Some jumps, few scares, but a really restrained hand directing it. She's nude, but tastefully done with no nipples, and the lead actress really sells the part for having literally no dialogue. Really enjoyable if a little slow, as a bedtime story should be.

God Bless America
(2011)

An Answer to Stone's Natural Born Killers
What a great movie. It's rather as if Goldthwait has made an answer to Oliver Stone's Natural Born Killers by way of Mike Judge's Office Space. Through the eyes of Joel Murray's Frank, we see a variety of society's ills and thankfully, Goldthwait doesn't dwell on them. To do so would be like gawking at the stupidity when you walk into a Walmart; it's just going to make you dwell longer at the stupidity on display, and you are still in a Walmart.

Instead, we get one of those movies that you either are along with or you aren't, you get or you don't. If you get it, you wish that Frank had a few more monologues, if you don't, you'd think it was advocating random shooting sprees.

Thankfully the script and Murray's brilliant portrayal of Frank has him as a principled, moral character who has his suicide interrupted by one terrible reality TV show too many. Along the way he teams up with a psychotic schoolgirl. He's rebelling violently about what society has become, she's rebelling against what society is.

It isn't a huge film, without a large budget, but well made. I felt that it worked best compared to Oliver Stone's Natural Born Killers, which showed spree killers as celebrities. In God Bless America the characters lament that they haven't even made the news. But in the end, Stone's film glories this shallow quest for fame while Goldthwait's film answers it, showing what happens to America when everyone is unkindly reaching for it.

Skeletons
(2010)

A great little film, with fresh internal logic.
I had the pleasure of catching this great little gem of a film. I found it to be charming and engaging. The two main characters are physically the type you'd never see headlining an American film. They work as investigators for a company rooting out skeletons from their client's closets. The main characters banter back and forth between assignments, and only in reading other reviews here did I find out these two are a comedy duo. This helps their chemistry on screen and moves the film along.

A standout is Tuppence Middleton, who plays her daughter role with luminosity. The screenplay doesn't give her much, but she's ready when it does. Expect more good things from her.

Another standout character was the main character's boss. (He looks and sounds strikingly like Timothy Dalton.) While watching this film, I was reminded somewhat of Inception. Unlike that film's gun-blazing dream logic, here you get a well-explored charming British version. They are quick to establish it, flesh it out and for the bulk of the movie, dance for the sheer joy of dancing with it. The small cast each give great performances.

I am rating this highly because I know I'd sit through this movie again. I'd sit through a series of movies based on the world that's created and explored here. I was left at the end hoping they already had a sequel in the can, or perhaps an entire British TV series of hour long episodes. This movie is based on a premise that hasn't *quite* been handled this way. The director shoots it well, and with the single exception of a slightly overused musical cue, it came across to me as perfect.

Les aventures extraordinaires d'Adèle Blanc-Sec
(2010)

A fantastic, lighthearted movie
I found this film to be highly entertaining. I wasn't aware of it's comic book origins, but they come as no surprise. I did have high expectations having enjoyed most every movie I've seen by Luc Besson. In that, it did not disappoint.

This is not a movie you will be taking seriously. But there's the charm that you'd find in french director Jeunet's films (like Amélie or City of Lost Children) but without the smarm of Micmacs. Also at work here is Besson's great use of expressive, diverse faces and superb sets and costumes like in his The 5th Element. A few charming plot twists that would never come from a Hollywood film and you've got a ticket to a highly entertaining movie.

Louise Bourgoin is excellent in the lead role. She fits marvelously into this detailed 1911 and is both charming and resourceful. I hope to see her again.

Overall I came into this film not expecting much but started grinning in the first ten minutes and left with a smile. It's not without plot holes and some occasional barely passable special effects. But it's got heart, whimsy and a steampunk Paris that delights the imagination.

Casino Jack
(2010)

Not a good film. Not Spacey's best.
I had the misfortune of seeing this film. I had thought it was going to be good, perhaps giving some insight into a political scandal I hadn't followed too closely. It didn't.

The first half of the movie was mired in the land of bad exposition. Characters would come on screen and say "remember how we were back in college when..." or "Hey, it's so and so, a reporter for the Washington Post!" This went on and on. Meanwhile, all of the scenes blast along without any sort of emotional appeal, no characters to connect with, not a single person on screen to care about.

Spacey is a great guy to watch, but here he's ham-stringed by the combination of bad script and worse direction. Even in scenes where his character is having political turmoil at the end of the film (as the real Abramoff is in jail, this should be no surprise) Spacey doesn't even sweat. Literally. He's calm and cool but doesn't seem to care about his character's dilemma.

Overall this movie is glib. Some movies can pull off the pacing that this movie attempts and it comes off as charming, quirky or perhaps even a little sinister. Casino Jack doesn't. It's got a story to tell and it's going for the lowest common denominator in showing it to you. You won't get any subtle clues, no emotional telegraphing, no clever reveals. Just a scandalous story involving unlikeable portrayals, described with no style and with no real energy.

The Fountain
(2006)

A masterpiece.
The Fountain is a rare work. Confidently directed, well shot. One of the things that stands out on repeated viewings is that there is an embedded geometry in the three time periods. Triangles for the past, squares for the present and circles for the future.

Combined with an excellent score that needs to be heard loud, this movie wastes not a frame telling exactly the story it wants to tell. One of my favorite films.

One of the things that stands out to me upon repeat viewings is how the action sequences (at the beginning and the end) are done. The combat scene at the beginning is very cohesive and easy to follow. But overall it's how tight this movie is that impresses me.

Nun of That
(2008)

Best low budget movie I've ever seen.
I just saw this movie and while it's low budget, so much so that all the gunshots were added in later; it's very well made. It goes on just long enough, with an ending that BEGS for a sequel. And I laughed so hard my eyes were in tears all throughout.

The guys who made this movie, watch out for them. They'll only get better. This movie doesn't really drag, either.

And the dance number early in the film blew me away. It's pretty brief, and I wish there had been more. Yes, a B (or even C) movie with a dance number. A tremendous amount of nun jokes and good dialog. Loved the lead nun and her sisters, too. This movie is nun-thing but fun.

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