simonpcpearson
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The shills are out in force for this , frankly forgettable, movie. There seems to be a constant stream of 10/10 reviews which read as though the poster hasn't even seen the film.
The film looks good but the plot and character motivations don't make much sense in the face of anything other than casual scrutiny.
That said I did enjoy the first act. If the rest of the film had continued in that tone it would have undoubtedly earned a higher score for me.
The second act is very pedestrian and drags,but the film falls apart in the denouement.
Has zero rewatch potential. Wait for it on TV or streaming.
There is little good to say about this film. Shoehorning a load of aging z-list horror people into a lazy script that thinks casual misogyny is funny is never going to be entertaining.
The script is dire, the acting meh and the entire thing looks cheap.
The main feeling I had while watching this was of vague embarrassment, like watching a bad comedian fail on stage. The humour is like that of a schoolboy who hasn't yet lost his virginity..stupid and facile.
Emily Booth is too long in the tooth for this kind of role nowadays.