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God? Why should Jim Carey get paid to PLAY God, when for all intents and purposes he already IS a God. In Hollywood, Jim is a sacred Father, a mystical ruler whose whim is law. If you desire a little break in the tedium and monotony of the average life lived by most Fuzzy Robots (that's You), then Humor can be your Devine Savior. That may be a lot to ask from a stupid movie and Not-So-Mighty Bruce isn't able to deliver. It doesn't realize that just by having Jim Carey involved makes it a Holy Endeavor. They stupidly have to overshadow Jim's natural comedic superpowers with humbling Almighty Power. The idea that grown people believe in a Being whose role is more vital than that of a common human is both infantile and depressing. If you believe in a higher power in a human form, you're too silly for words. If you need to believe in an all-knowing, all-powerful man-like master, then you will ALWAYS be deceived and scammed... Just like when you willingly gave up your hard earned $10 for this bit of tame, uninspired, predictable, Christian pablum. Jim Carey is a force of Nature, a Hurricane of Juvenile Imagination, but this movie cuts him down to just a funny guy. In fact, most of his movies have done that. I like to think people are smart, but God Almighty!...

Man, its funny when people don't get a good joke that you do, and even better when they get p***ed off about it. Pin Heads and Primadonnas need not apply; Frankenhooker is a monument to real bad taste and super sick fun. If you need to BELIEVE in the story, the hero, the *HOPE*, whatever - then you are paying to be lied to. That makes you a schmuck. Some dullards can't see that their standards and criteria for Quality are just products of an increasingly corrupt, deluded society. Huh?! You are all mindless, bleating sheep, nervously keeping to the herd. Or, Fuzzy Robots, programmed for outdated moralistic consumerism. No, really. I won't bore you with a rehash of the details, I'll bore you with my opinion. I gave it 9 Super Crack Rocks out of whatever I could spare. Just watch the freaking thing and relax... it all only gets worse. I'm gonna see "Brain Damage" and "Basket Case." Peace.