drybones87

IMDb member since August 2010
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    13 years

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Dragon Ball Kai: Doragon bôru kai
(2009)

King of Kais right here
DBZ is considered one of the best shows created by man, and it is no lie. They decided to remaster it with different voices and no fillers, and i am NOT disappointed. First off, let's talk about the voices. Every single one was improved. Even Gohan, even though he sounds like a little girl, its a lot more fitting for a toddler than a tween voice...And Frieza's voice doesn't sound like a chick anymore, he sounds like a creepy chilling villain now. But, this show hasn't been getting good responses by original DBZ fans. They say that they completely ruined the show by cutting some scenes and changing voices around. THIS IS A MESSAGE TO THOSE PEOPLE: GET OVER IT. YOU CANT STOP IT SO JUST GET OVER IT AND WATCH YOUR ORIGINAL DBZ INSTEAD OF BEING CRYBABIES ABOUT IT. So overall, this show is worthy to join the DBZ family in my book.

George Lopez
(2002)

Hilarious!
Today is one of my all time favorite shows to review. George Lopez. First, the cast of course. There's George, a father of 2 who is the manager of a factory. Angie, the wife who thinks pretty much everything George does is wrong. Ernie, George's best friend. Max and Carmen, the kids who get into a lot of trouble. Vic, Angie's dad who doesn't like George that much until season 3 or 4. And the funniest character is Benny, George's mom. Yeah, your basic sitcom characters, but they took the liberty to put some essential characters in there to make the show funnier. I've seen some reviews of people bashing the show saying its racist, but George or anyone doesn't make jokes about OTHER RACES, he makes them about HIS RACE. And the jokes, i don't see how they can be hurtful cuz Latinos are awesome, George is just poking a little fun. Let's compare those jokes to the show Everybody Hates Chris, which is an awesome show. They're being poking fun of the other race, which is considered racist. OK back to the show. The plots are sometimes your basic sitcoms, Benny hides something from George, a problem at the factory, or the kids. But all the plots are legitimate. They just revolve around the same thing, like a lot of good sitcoms like Drake and Josh or Malcolm in the Middle. So that wraps it up. George Lopez is a hilarious show, not racist, good plots, good characters. So if you hate the show, just do yourself a favor and die.

Drake & Josh
(2004)

Awesome, and hilarious!
Today i shall review Drake and Josh, a show bashed by people who think shows like Fanboy and Chum Chum and iCarly nowadays are funny. This show is awesome! First let's talk about the characters. There's Drake, a teen singer who is making it big kind of. Josh who moved in with Drake who is spazzy and hilarious. Drake's mom (they never tell her name) Whos is just another character. Walter, who is Josh's dad seems to be spazzy like Josh. Megan, their sister who enjoys torturing them. Helen, Josh's boss who loves Drake. The nerds, Eric and Greg, who are funny because they're nerds. And my favorite, crazy Steve, who is so hilarious, every sentence he says is funny. So yes, this show has a lot of characters. Next we discuss most of the plots. They are always creative, but most revolve around them getting in trouble, or something Megan does. Let's relate that to iCarly, another Dan Schnieder show. All their problems are either because of the web cast, or are not related to it at all. Drake and Josh is a pretty much classic sitcom, but of course Dan Schnieder was stupid and replaced this for iCarly. Apparently he couldn't handle two shows. Then how come he could do Drake and Josh and Zoey 101, or iCarly and Victorious? They stopped making the series in 2006 UNEXPECTEDLY. But they did air an awesome Christmas movie in 2007, but that was where the series stopped. They don't even show reruns anymore! What they need to show iCarly and Spongebob 24/7?! Well Drake and Josh is a great show for all ages.

SpongeBob SquarePants
(1999)

Spongy awesomeness
Today we shall review spongebob squarepants. First we will overview the characters. There's spongebob, a lovable yellow sponge who lives under the sea. Patrick, a dumb but hilarious sea star who is spongebobs friend. Squidward, the neighbor of them both, who is quite annoyed by them. Mr. Krabs, who is in love with money, but hasn't always been. Sandy, a scientist squirrel who lives underwater. Plankton, Mr. Krabs arch enemy. And my favorite, Gary, spongebob's snail. Cool right? Next let's briefly overview two episodes. One from 2001, and one from 2007 or 2008, i forget. First, from 2001 let me introduce, CHOCOLATE WITH NUTS. This episode is about Sponge and Pat go around selling chocolate trying to get the "Fancy life" after viewing one of Squid's fancy magazines. They fail in a way that its a great plot, and its hilarious. I give this episode a 10/10 Next, we view Plankton's Regular, a more modern episode. This episode is about Plankton getting a customer who likes his chum. And Mr. Krabs tries to lure him to the Krusty Krab. This episode has a good plot, but it is grotesque. In the beginning of the episode, Plankton rips his SKIN OFF. It shows a bunch of red body parts. And later, Plankton's customer rips sponges face off by rubbing the door on his face. Spongebob was being a doormat, his face rips off, and you see everything in there. This episode is GROSS. I give it a 4/10 Now not all modern spongebobs are that bad, but most are pretty bad. If you wanna watch spongebob, watch the episodes before 2007. But the specials are better after 2008.

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
(2004)

Good legitimate show
I love this show so much. There are so many different situations that Ned always gets involved in. And his friends Cookie and Mose usually have side situations too, which usually is a confusing thing for shows like Malcolm in the Middle which all the side situations are completely different and hard to manage. Usually in this show, Cookie and Mose have side situations that relate to the tip Ned is mainly getting across, like in the episode "Lunch", they each have problems regarding food and lunch. And the tips Ned gives sometimes are useful in school, like being organized, and it shows what could happen if you're not. And how to stop bad habits. And the best part? NO LAUGH TRACK. All the shows on Nick like Drake and Josh and iCarly have the laugh track and it is starting to get annoying. In this show, you don't need an aid to tell you: "LAUGH! This is the funny part!" You just find out by watching. All the episodes are unique in their own way, are funny, and in a strange way educational. But this show does have a little bad acting. But it still is really entertaining. The rivalry between Gordy and the weasel never gets old, cuz he always comes up with new ways to get rid of him. So this show is very entertaining. It is worth a watch or two. It is a great series and you may learn a thing or two about surviving school, you never know.

The Penguins of Madagascar
(2008)

Nick may have been saved at last
Nick has finally astonished me, by finally showing a good show for once. Ever since 2008, nickelodeon was ditching all its good shows, and replacing them for terrible ones. And episodes of the remaining shows were just plain terrible. But Penguins of Madagascar fixed that problem in advance. The show takes what made the 90s cartoons great, zany action, and made it 3d and with the penguins we already loved from the Madagascar movies. This show is funny, actiony, and very easy to get involved in. It's great for children, and sometimes even teenagers. It features some characters from the movie, the lemurs, the monkeys, and of course the penguins. Each episode is almost completely different, unlike Fanboy and Chum Chum which every episode is about frosty freezy freeze. And the jokes are almost always hilarious. But then again the show IS by dreamworks, which produced hilarious movies like Shark Tale and Shrek. So this show is really a comeback for nickelodeon. If nick could make more shows this funny and good, they could become the great network it was in the 90's and early 2000's.

Fanboy & Chum Chum
(2009)

Lameboy and Dumb Dumb is more like it
Oh my god. I think i wasted 12 minutes of my life watching Fanboy and Chum Chum. First of all, this is a show about two dimwitted boys wearing superhero costumes going around down making everyones life suck. And there are some minor characters. Yo some digital pet obsessed girl. Oz, the owner of a store that doesn't sell anything. Lenny, a guy working at the Frosty Mart, constantly annoyed by the boys. Janitor Poopitein i believe it is is the school janitor, who is just a big star wars rip off at times. And Boog, a guy who likes beating up idiots like Fanboy, who seems to be accident prone. Wow...perfect character choice right? I mean, it is the best show i have ever seen in my life! WRONG. This show constantly uses stupid potty humor. I have yet to find ONE EPISODE that doesn't have a fart in it. And why do they wear super hero costumes? I mean, they were only mentioned in one episode really. In one episode its really hot outside and chum chum said "Its so hot my mask is running!" I know. The WORST PART is the theme song. It goes so fast, and it is impossible to understand. After i hear it, i want to punch my TV, and take some Aleve. And Boog, i feel sorry for the guy. In one episode, he gets eaten. In another, he gets a giant sign crush him and gets no help from anyone. And in another, he gets his money burned, flown away in a bubble, and stuck with chipmunks, which he apparently is allergic to. So this show is worse than sticking a hatchet in your head, and listening to a chalkboard being scratched. Don't watch unless you want to be subjected to torture.

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