Where is PETA when You Need Them I brought this copy a few months ago because I could not believe they made a cartoon about this disaster. Subsequently I have been a hunter of bad taste items dealing with the Titanic. I am sure 70 years from now there will be similar items about 911. I found a treasure trove of tasteless Titanic memorabilia ranging from model kits of the boat sinking and people falling to their deaths, coloring books, and pop up book to soft porn lesbian vampire movies like Titanic 2000.
I have seen I believe most of the movies about the Titanic and I must warn people that the most famous one made by James Cameron is my least favorite. I have hand it to this version. It managed to tell almost the exact story James Cameron's did in 45 minutes and we did not have to listen to Diane Warren's music, for those reasons it is better. The cartoon starts out with with a young Little Mermaid looking woman in life boat, She is sitting next to this kid that looks like a black person. I had to inquire of any black folks were on the Titanic. Not that it matters I am a black person, it is just that is the first time I ever saw or heard about any black people on the Titanic, no less a life boat. It took me a few minutes to realize that the Titanic was not all of a sudden the chummy little ship of diversity. It was bad animation. Everybody in the movie had a tan and funny colored eyes.
The young woman is wishing she will find her real mother whose picture she has in a locket. Then we flashback to the real beginning. The day the passengers boarded the Titanic. Mind you when I say passengers I mean humans along with various wildlife, who have their own luggage too and boarding line. The young lady's name is Angelica and she is the ward of a evil women and her two ugly daughters. She has to sleep in steerage where she has a very nice old lady and a her grandchildren as roommates.
Her beloved locket is stolen. Meantime a family of mice hear about the missing locket and go about searching for it with the help of other wildlife on board. This includes the passengers pampered pooches, a bird, a dog, and a cats. What it took James Cameron 3 hours to do they managed to do in a few minutes. Find the lost locket and return it.
My first laugh out loud moment came in the beginning when I noticed only two Lifeboats in the water. Wow I knew there was a shortage of life boats but that is ridiculous. The second came courtesy of a dog in a basketball uniform rapping something called It's Party Time. It sounded curiously like this Busta Rhymes hit from years ago. All I have to say is that as outrageous a rapping dog seems on a ship in 1912 it still beats listening to a Diane Warren via Celine Dion. Angelica runs into her new love for the first while on a errand for the ugly sisters. He cannot find her since that chance encounter. The story moves along with various subplots involving thieves, undercover cops and lecherous men looking for jewels and lonely ladies. We even get to see the ships captain getting a warning about Icebergs. After the ship hits the big iceberg Angelica and her love are separated. Again another scene taken right out of the How to make a movie about the Titanic in 10 Easy Steps handbook, where the First class passenger boyfriend defies the stewards to get her and other passengers out of steerage where they have been blocking access. The steward agrees to letting only women and children through, so now they are separated again. You can predict what happens next. But there s a weird conclusion to her looking for her real mother, that involves her boyfriend. Oh and don't cry all the animals lived and they are adopted. Yes it's Titanic with a happy ending. It's pretty bad but if you love things that are so bad they're good, this flick if for you.