The real Mary Poppins would never... The real Mary Poppins Look wistfully out the window in a melancholy state she is always determined
The real Mary Poppins would never speak or sing in slang she is proper
The real Mary Poppins would never sing with sexual connotation she is, again, proper
The real Mary Poppins would never have let the kids get lured away she is responsible
The real Mary Poppins would never have let the kids run off in the bank by themselves she keeps order
The real Mary Poppins would never be rude to a counter agent,again again, she is proper
The real Mary Poppins would never let the kids lead the way home and get lost she is always in charge
The real Mary Poppins would never ride a bmx bike, enough said
The real Mary Poppins would never need to be disciplined, she does everything with purpose and intent
The real Mary Poppins wouldn't stand around the entire time while the story happens around her...
Why did Mary Poppins even show up?!?