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Good Omens
(2019)

Ridiculous historically untrue story
So these writers failed to graduate college? The worst begining of a TV show, yeah yeah... it's a comedy but we live in a age of research, internet, google, everyone knows that eden was not on earth, also everyone knows that the tree had fruit, not specially an apple, very frustrating that they used an apple. The garden of eden also has other fruits, ever lasting life, transformation, and other things, but because adam and eve where made to be immortal the fruit made them mortal, hungry, exploratory, and defiant, they also grew a reproductive system since they did not need to make sex when in eden. Remeber Eve was a companion not a sex blow up doll. Obviously they where not even creative enough to make something closely to the truth but whatever, now the most horrible thing a writer could do is misrepresent The Arc Angel Lucifer, Lucifer always had white wings, no Lucifer was not a he or she it is an it that does not reproduce, Lucifer also fell from heaven before eden was created for Adam and Eve, Lucifer snuck in like a snake so God would not see Lucifer since there where other snakes as well. Lucifer just hated how God favored Humans more than the first created which are Angel's. Now this rediculous show goes around rewriting the truth and call Lucifer Crowley. Very sad and for this they get 4 stars! I will watch the rest because I am interested what is the plan on teach false doctrine to our new generations that have no clue.

My Next Guest Needs No Introduction with David Letterman
(2018)

If you gave it a 7 or lower your a trump supporter
It is obvious the haters that rate this are Republicans, Gang members of a Gang that is a dying party! The Republican ship is sinking so are the Democrats! Financial Oligarchy is the reason of thier destruction and David Letterman just proves it with his interviews indirectly! People speaking honestly proves what America really wants not what the Politcal Parties want you to want. This show is so amazing I found myself laughing so hard, David Letterman should run as a Independant President of the United States! That or Elyn Degenrous. I am invested emotionally on this show and I hope they have 10 more seasons of this show because there are so many influential people that needs to be interviewed openly. It proves we dont need music or branding of a product or a bunch of fake laughs to get people to watch! Netflix is not about that they are about documentaries and having there own unique programs and selling thier monthly subscriptions! I love Netflix! If PBS ever collapsed due to finance I hope Netflix will buy it out and keep it going forever. Thank you David Letterman for coming out of retirement and have my mind working again! My brain is on fire! I cant believe how you influenced me so much now I need to put those thoughts into action.

The Rain
(2018)

it took me 15 min to give it a 1 star!
I am a professional when it comes to emergency management, Military training, reap world experience the world will never know, and currently pursuing my masters in this field. I have prepared my children for the worst... with that said this TV show's writers are I'll informed in what protocols has to be in place when something like this is about to happen, first of all not one meteorologist can tell you exactly where rain will drop! I watch massive rain clouds around me but my little town stays dry.. this TV show is for idiots that have no education on how nature works hence why there are 5 stars and above. In the first part of the show the father is kidnapping a teenage girl from a large high school.. where is the school police? Resource officers? At least the Dean which there are 4. Then here they are driving down a interstate and the 10 year old boy wont put on a seat belt? What is wrong with this family? Seatbelts are not an option! Maybe Potato sacks should be used as doors as well? Let's move on before I get side tracked! We get to the bunker! I'm like wow now that's really cool right? Then the father has to go back outside in a hazmat suit! WTF people the two kids see this and know exactly what the father does yet they do not see the dangers? Ok let's move on then there is someone hitting the door wildly. Ok this so state of the art facility has everything but an outside camera/ LCD screen showing whoever is outside right? The rain only affects biological not metal, circuitry or glass so a camera would be like wow the normal choice to have in fact I would have a 360 camera or 3 pointing in all directions up high so no one can see them and of course one at the door. This TV show lacks common sense! It is obviously a sad attempt of a future reality that our grand children will be facing with possible implication of biological warfare. Sadly this TV show is awful! Yes I have cameras in my house and I automate my house with Alexa and yes I have a homemade computer server that I built so I know What the hell I am talking about and on top of that my Masters and Doctorate I am pursuing is about this subject!

Brightburn
(2019)

Not a Bloody jump scare horror movie, It is all about the human condition.
There was a lot of Social Science research done in this movie that shows how a small farming town that has faith in God and that their prayers are about to be answered. In this movie God hung up the phone and Blocked their Facebook accounts, This town is doomed and there is no reason why! Its not because of sin! its not because they are idiots, Its pretty much an unlucky event that can happen to anyone and no one can stop it. enjoy the incredible acting! The visual effects are stunning! and on top of it all the camera angles on location is amazing.

Samson
(2018)

3 stars for the crew that worked hard on this 0 stars for the director and Writers
First! before anything there is a law that a Hebrew will not outer the name of God and it is considered Blasphemy because your evoking the spirit of God for no reason. This movie is one Blasphemy after the other, Another huge error that God is not a him or a her! No priest has ever said him or her but only one word that "it is the word of the most high" This is a Christian failing, lack of education and knowledge of what is right and wrong. The Story of Samson is not a Christian story! The Story of Samson is a Jewish story and should be written and directed by them said people, Too many white skinned actors losses the authenticity of that time period makes it look like Britain took over the world in 1100 BC and that is a lie! Fair skinned people could barely reach around that area without getting cut down by by its natives. Most rulers back then where of dark skin.... Now there are more than enough black actors in Hollywood so the fault falls on the director and racism. Now the truth? Samson was very mighty! I think the Actor they picked was perfect, what makes me laugh is that everyone around him are pale white and he is dark skinned.... really silly.

I am giving a honest review, the movie is tremendously racist. I never give negative reviews but this is one of the worst treason's i have ever witness against the Old Testament/ Torah. This is not my own opinion! I speak for the Synagogues of the world and all of Hebrew history that this movie was created with pure ignorance. This movie does not represent the actual events that where presented in the old language.

Evolution
(2001)

Ethan Suplee is 500lbs in this movie
Wow tremendous weight loss Ethan Suplee has undergone in the last 19 years! Ethan Suplee is truly a beacon of hope for us overweight wannabe heroes that need this type of encouragement! He is now weighing around 185 lbs, overall this movie really sucks! The reason why I was able to finish this to the end was because of the incredible Computer animations they had in 2001, way better than Matrix, today 2019 every movie has Computer Animation built into just like ever cover girl model has Photoshop done to their face. The movie was trying to be funny and they tried very hard to make Head and Shoulders the main commercial, They must of paid for this movie. This movie will never win anything but at least the actors had fun. I hope that the remake will take it seriously and make it a Horror 3 part action like ALIENS!

Shadow
(2019)

It is a well written show but lacks experience!
What I mean by experience is that the crew, make up crew, stunt team and FX crew are lacking a Producer that is permanant! Keeping up with the story line! The main Character has been stabbed, shot! Suffered broken bones and fractures but yet none of it shows on his smooth skin! It is unfortunate that they lacked the vision of keeping track! He lacks the bullet scars and massive dagger scars in previous episodes in a half naked pool scene... I hope in the next season they will add the scars, Like the comic book hero the punisher shadow is a possible 10 star if they get better funding! Better producers! And be considerate of the fan base not being idiots.

Synchronicity
(2015)

Had potential
Obviously the wrong director for this movie, The director wanted to get men viewership and women approval because he or she was scared of misinformation..Just heart Broken on how a great Time Traveling movie turns out that the guy wanted to get laid. Meaning that this hard core scientist traveled through time for a piece of skin when there are over 7 billion women on the planet.

Mary Poppins Returns
(2018)

Almost fell asleep
What disney should of done was bring her to modern day 2019 then it would of been so much better. But whatever. It's a sequal of a movie that should have been made 20 years ago. 20 years too late. It was well done, great background but singing was awful. Best part was seeing some of the old cast that are still alive. Not a spoiler but a look out for the old characters that are hiding amongst the community. No body can ever match dick van dyke voice! My God that man will live forever.

Mortal Engines
(2018)

Harry Potter type movie series! 6 books left to go.
Yep here we go again with a 6 book series movie that will not explain all the details in the first movie so you all know you need to go buy the books and read them before seeing the movie! All these 6 star ratings are ignorant ratings without much research! Thier is much more to learn about this movie and it is not about cities on wheels! That was just a trailer but this is a movie of survival and not repeating the same errors as human beings have done in the past! Humanities defenders against themselves! You dont need an alien with a gauntlet to make it exciting in fact we have all the bad guys in the Universe right here on earth and it is ourselves! Very good movie and I suggest you watch it with a open mind expecting to see part 2 to 6 in the next 6 years.

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
(2018)

Simply Amazing IMAX 3D, Art and imagination!
You must watch this in 3D and in no other format if not you will miss key igediants of art that you miss on a 2D screen. Absolutly amazing art! I was in awe and I wished every 5 min they would pause the movie so I can relish the artistry! This is the way you make a anime movie in 16k! Of course movie theaters can only do 2k and amc has thier digital 4k theater across the country. Eventually theaters will evolve into 8k and life will change. This is a must see but a warning for those with epelypsie syndrome this action adventure can produce flashes and fast moving dizziness so be prepared when you watch this amazing movie.

MacGyver
(2016)

Do not feel the same as some that are still nostalgic of the past.
I have read some sad comments that are still stuck in the past, These people that comment have no sense of art, no passion for the new instead they are "remember berries" )You remember? Yeah I remember Yeah yeah I remember I want to share all I remember) "South Park References" This Macgyver is not like the original but it does have someone in modern day trying to protect our nation interest, Also the old Macgyver was not realistic as far as people with AK47's and faced with a platoon of trained killers, It is foolish to compare with the old which always used close up cameras where you did not see everything around you instead your closterfobic the whole way through the show. The new Macgyver has a multitude of wide open lens and alot more background actors that actually do something.Season 2 episode 23 really was an emotional killer when Macgyver quit the Phoenix foundation finding out his dad was always there but never reached out. Another thing I noticed that The names they use was close to Night Rider and also other shows, Like some kind of secret easter eggs I can not figure out.

Now the Negative! They should of made Macgyver father "Richard Dean Anderson" which is the original actor of Macgyver, if he would of came in this show could of made more sense and then we all could of had some closure instead they used some other actor which breaks my heart had nothing to do with the show.

Inside Secret Societies: The Order of Assassins
(2016)
Episode 4, Season 1

False Information, Fake News
It seems that the writer of this show is full of bull. There is no proof that these assassins looked like ninjas, I am a military vet and none of these terrorist have the training that our very own children have when hunting with a rifle. It is very sad how they are trying to glorify the middle east as something so great but in reality the reason why these leaders were killed was because they were careless and most of the time high off of drugs. There was one point it sicken me to see that they used an editor of a magazine as a go to source of history, smh (Shaking My head). How can you identify these people as assassins and they had to fight soldiers to get into the temple to accomplish a kill? That is not an assassin thats a soldier and that's a ku or the sultans brother had a few loyal soldiers on his side to turn against his brother. A true assassin does not sacrifice him or herself and never reveals him or herself, the tools of the assassin are secret, most tools have poison such as poison darts and knives. The strongest tool an assassin has is the art of persuasion where they can turn a concubine into a weapon. this title does not fit the story and that is why this show really tanked.

Krypton
(2018)

Is it just me or the story line is off the rails as far as timelines.
So what is up with the baby making machine? I thought Superman's father and grandfather created the genetic baby making machine, but instead they made it look like it was created by someone else then demonized as something they wouldn't of made. Another thing that grinds my gears is the planet Krypton looks like a city instead of a planet, the rest of the planet is dead? I am so lost on this story line it throws me off. Another off the wall craziness is brining brainiac into the past, Brainiac is a AI created by a alien civilization that wanted perfection, They are making Brainiac a super villian and Brainiac is not that super as we think it is. Very bad writing! I am thinking that the writer and Directors are not DC comic book fans and this itself destroys the heart of this TV show. unfortunately please cancel this show until further notice. .

Downsizing
(2017)

Not what I was expecting!
I am and have been a Movie reviewer for 30 years, When Movie reviewers where paid in Newspapers and magazines and the internet didn't exist. My title blog is "Father & Son Movie Reviews" currently under Construction, My Daughter 14 (Didnt Like it) My Son (18) Loved the racially edgy Scrip And I the Father (45) Did not like the cast or the portrayal of the underclass, Here is our review: I sat through this screener that I was invited and I truly enjoyed the beginning but then it got weird when a maid came in a high end Penthouse condo that was obviously Oriental and with a higher status in world society started talking half cocked english, that's when my brain started shouting "Racist", Not all Orientals talk like this, It was extremely awful then they had Hispanic cleaning ladies, Black Cleaning Ladies and Asian cleaning ladies slaving over the White people mansion houses, That's when it all went down hill for me! I know what the director was trying to do and it was to make this movie kind of funny and edgy but it failed miserably! Instead of matt Daemon they should of went with "Kevin Hart" Kevin always does racially edgy comedy and gets away with it unfortunately matt daemon was a bad pick for this script. Sorry matt I love you bro but this script was not made for you. It is really sad how much money they threw at this for marketing it after Star Wars. Star Wars which was extremely a hard act to follow!, Thank you for read Father & Son Review,

Death Note
(2017)

Not the Original story or characters.
I see a lot of hostility in the comments section and it is not warranted, there is a small percentage of people that has watched or read the original Death Note and that is probably what the director was basing his statistics on that if he would make a movie about something most people would understand then its popularity will increase. I am unsure if the anime is understandable or can relate to today's world with Trump being President, yes people that are reading this I am talking about normal people that have a job and no time to play video games or watch anime instead they take the weekend to go out with their friends or families to see a movie, Life is more important than a movie! Now the review, I am surprised how well the director and writers scripted this movie, fantastic lighting and good voices, It was hilarious how he freaked out in the beginning inside the school, This is the classic story of a boy sharing his super powers to his girl and the girl just wants to use him for his powers then finds a way to destroy him.... sounds familiar? It does to me and it rings true to my life more than once. What is my super power? Just like L your not going to find out! nor will you ever know my real name.

Knightriders
(1981)

When movies where expensive to make they were fun and rare.
Some people that rate this are very harsh, "IGNORANCE IS BLISS" Many people today do not know how hard it was to film in the 80's with 100 pound cameras that film only once! editing nightmares! sound nightmares in the 80's going from mono to stereo quality was epic but today its in 7.1 Dolby. Things are much easier today because today you can go buy 5 go pro cameras and have them film all at once and edit it on the fly then show it within hours while back in the 80's it took months to film, a year to edit and finally 3 years later it shows up on the big screen. This movie is a historical movie, first it shows the vehicles of that era, it shows the end of the Hippie revolution which honestly this was filmed in 1978 and 1979 then look at how they talk, how they move, The background and the way things were done back then. Life was hard in the 80's, If you want to have fun watching a movie for historical purpose give this a shot, The emotions and the bad acting helped some of these would be actor to grow and flourish.

Atypical
(2017)

Good Actors horrible story line in 3rd episode made me turn it off
Well I reached the third episode and the ending was terrible. Just because I suffered through a relationship that it makes me watch it on TV! It upsets me that I have to watch good kids and a good family then to watch a White WIFE just throw it all the way for casual sex with some idiot, first of all if your Christian, Jewish or Muslim it says though shalt not covet though neighbors WIFE or anything that the neighbor posses. That means the guy that is thinking of dating the wife is loosing his soul to the devil. That's why it says in revelation that only a few will actually make it to heaven and let me tell you all my male friends have failed in this except for me. besides this rant about theology it disturbs me that they easily allow a character to just cheat just because she doesn't know herself. That's why the aids epidemic is increasing to drastically amongst married couples. So when Science meets philosophy that's when philosophy wins! When science fails you and your going to die of aids then that's when your theology is defeated.

The Defenders
(2017)

REAL NEWS, I am Not paid to review this!
I really do not know how to begin. Awful! It was boring, so much drama not enough action, They picked the wrong actor for the IRON FIST! The type of actor you would pick for this show would be a person like myself that has been doing martial arts since I was 6 years old instead they pick this no talented actor that does not deliver what he says, again instead he performs sub par. NETFLIX is doing a horrible job with the MARVEL universe hiring non talented directors and terrible writers! There were times in these episodes that writers where running over each other on scripts! some scenes made no sense especially in episode 7. This is a complete disaster! I could of written a way better plot than this stupid back story of IRON FIST! How about a story of all the heroes taking back New York after the avenger interplanetary war? New York looks like they never saw a war at all which is absolutely unrealistic and off the time line. Now they are planing on coming out with Punisher! WHAT PUNISHER? A naturally foul mouth Military murder with the highest death count than any super hero in the marvel universe that puts deadpool to shame, I am expecting the same terrible writers in PUNISHER because netflix is not doing there job in the office by firing these no talented fools. WRITERS! use common sense when writing because us comic book readers have Bachelors, doctorate degrees and no longer are children!

Open Water 3: Cage Dive
(2017)

Not a fan of this movie.
If Trump can become president why not a F movie become B. Honestly people, it is an ocean of water movie. Nothing to it, Water proof cameras whoopee do.... They should of stopped at the first one but since their budget is $100 bucks why not make a series of awful sequel? Seriously would you watch this on TV? nope! Then why in Gods name would you watch this and pay for it? SMH (Means Shaking My Head)

Dice
(2016)

Have you watched this yet? Its fantastic!
I love the cast that Andrew picked out, You people do not know this mans life, He used to do family comedy and was failing but still he was funny, he was actually doing Kids birthday parties as a comedian, Then one day his life changed! Andrew became this man that he knew and talked about when someone said you should be that guy. The rest is history folks! People! Andrew is a genius, He has been constructing this world like a magician, he is an illusionist! This world you see that he created is 100% fake but he actually lives it 100% of the time, Andy Kaufman is the only other comedian that rivals over the Dice man and he died a long time ago, Jim Carey played him in a movie. I am telling you people, watch carefully, Andrew Dice Clay is actually leading you through every story. It is a complete 10! I hope to see you in Boca Raton at the Black Box my birthday month Dice Man.

The Dark Tower
(2017)

Do not listen to the book readers they are wrong
I am disappointed in the fans on how they 4 star this movie, Don't they know if the fans do not support a Stephen king film now no more films will be attempted in the future. It is so foolish they back stab their own famous writer, instead of giving low stars why don't you ask for improvements? nope your sick and hard headed, I think Stephen king attracts psychopaths that want perfection. GO WATCH THE MOVIE ESPECIALLY IN DOLBY OR IN IMAX 3D. It is so worth it. Enjoy the beautiful landscapes of the movie, they are breath taking.

Awaken the Shadowman
(2017)

Whoever gives this a 10 star must be getting paid to do so.
I wouldn't say this movie is awful it has the potential of being really good if it had a seasonal director and film crew, this is obviously done by college students that need to do more camera angles, No minority actors! It is like the cast and its directors are racist and live in a world that at least black people do not exist. Realism, If it is not real then i loose interest! Since the cast is all white it really became unrealistic, Once the script becomes unrealistic I just want to forward through the movie. This movie has the potential of being good but had the wrong actors, Now to the acting, only one guy really acted well and he was the lead actor, the rest of the people did not have any rhythm to the lead actor, I saw 3 deranged ladies standing in one spot from knee level filming and it was not necessary, too many unnecessary shots. The women where not that great looking! the actress had no rhythm with each other like they where picked off the streets like they do for porno's. I hope the writer can take this script into any other major movie company and give it another try. And for the positive reviewers you look completely stupid and untrustworthy, not only you have terrible taste in judging movies your horrible critiques.

The Incredible Jessica James
(2017)

Most enjoyable biographical like drama in a long time.
How many dramas have you ever seen that do not have murder? scares? Nope you do not need any of those distractions for this incredible Jessica Jones. I really enjoyed the fun loving character that was real and enjoyable to watch, New York is like that and more but that is one of the lives that people choose to live in a big city with so many men or women to choose from. It is really inspiring to see a real person to admit they are wrong but even more so to show it on a big screen and develop its character to a much better person towards the end. This movie is full of homes, wants, needs and at the end doing the right thing selflessly for the pursuit of others happiness. great job. You made me not swipe left on tender thumbs up.

Patriot
(2015)

Unique! Different and not your usual boring show.
This show is a drama about a family that is contracted as spies. Have you ever heard of the saying if you get caught we deny we ever knew you? well, that's this kind of drama but with a twist. The twist, of course, is that life is not perfect and that is why this show is popular because it plays reality to perfection and reality is imperfect. The characters are unique and some are so funny that they are like children wanting to try the spy life. I have to say there is a little of everything which could be so inviting to a wide variety of cultures. Today I finished with season one and I want more so if you are able to watch it do it because when you start you don't want to stop. Directors 10 stars, producers 10 stars, Props 10 stars, wardrobe 10 stars and everyone else gets 10 stars. Try to open your mind and not compare this with any other TV show or movie once again it is unique.

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