Whack It! You are a horror movie fan looking for the next level in terror so where do you go. You stared down the devil in "The Exorcist" and spit in his eye, You took every ghost that Kurbrick could throw at you in "The Shining" and laughed in their faces, werewolves, vampires, witches in the woods and moist Japanese girls have all stepped up to terrify you and none have had any effect, you mocked their attempts to frighten and now you are looking for a new thrill, a new kick. Prepare yourself for the white knuckling, seat dampening, hair graying, bowel loosening, sanity breaking spectacle of Shock Cinema's latest champion :
Pinata-Survival Island
Throughout history the Pinata has had a cruel existence. Being stuffed with Candy and being beaten by blindfolded children is the best most Pinatas can hope for, but not our title piñata, instead of candy, he is stuffed with evil (just like Martha Stewart) and when he is cracked open the terror really begins. Every piñata based nightmare that you have ever had is on display in this film.
Oh wait, I have never had a Pinata based nightmare. In fact, I doubt that anyone has ever had a piñata based nightmare. If you or anyone you know was traumatized by a theme birthday party perhaps this film will be a soul shattering experience. All others, need not apply