You are not a man of God!!! The one line summary is a refrain repeated ad nauseam by the character Crispina in this surprisingly disaffecting film. The raves for this movie have been heard from coast to coast, and I ask myself why? Let's start with the performances. None of the leads are convincing,and the nuns are strictly caricatures. SPOILERS AHEAD. I could not get past the inconsistencies of the girls appearances. If their mortal sin is their sexuality, why are they in makeup and lipstick the entire film. Yes, a couple of characters are shown getting a head shaving, but moments later, a full head of hair has returned. Director Mullan has not gone far enough to show how harrowing conditions were at the asylum. Watch the accompanying documentary on the DVD entitled Sex in a Cold Climate for a far more detailed and compelling story.(done in a spare 48 min.)Finally I must mention a scene towards the end of the movie where the girls and nuns are treated to a viewing of the Bells Of St Mary's. During a compassionate speech by Ingrid Bergman, Mullan cuts to the girls who in unison turn their heads to Sister Bridget as tears well up in her eyes. Don't beat us over the head Peter, we get it. Ingrid Bergman good nun, Sister Bridget very bad. Clumsily handled. A disappointment to be sure.