LondonMassive2000

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Oldeuboi
(2003)

Complete Rubbish
Many people today believe that if you are shocked then its a good movie thus the many positive reviews. However I am not of that school of thought.

There is nothing great about incest, abduction, imprisonment and cutting your own tongue off .

The only thing I was shocked at was the fact that person who wrote this or directed this garbage hasn't been sectioned under the mental health act of Korea - It really is that bad.

The story line is not very good or realistic. I am all for escapism as I love sci-fi, but when a movie is a sick fantasy of a deeply disturbed weirdo that's when I problem with it.

Don't waste your time with this rubbish. It you want to be shocked go and watch the news or a documentary on human suffering in the world.

Despicable Me 2
(2013)

I love it :)
If you loved the first one then you will love this! It improves on the original in several ways.

It's a great movie that appeals to adults and kids. One of the best animated movies I have seen to date.

The story line is a lot better than the first, the minions are even more funny, wild and wacky with even more jokes at the expense of gru.

The film has a great little plot with a nice little twist, as usual there is a happy ending (remember guys it is a kids movie).

The whole cinema was laughing out loud throughout the movie, as I was too.

Defn worth a trip to the cinema.

Haatim Tai
(1990)

Awful!
I saw this as a 10 year old and laughed at how poor the script, plot line, acting and special effects were...

I saw it again as an adult and cringed. As technology progresses with movies like Avatar being released and bollywood finally using CGI effects this becomes even more dated by the second.

I think the lowest point was the part when the angels had cardboard wings covered in baking foil and tree spirits that looked quite cuddly and not very scary at all.

Its a shame, they could have done a lot with this folk tale but it seemed that even for 90's Bollywood standards this is budget.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
(2010)

Dreadful
Me and a group of friends rented this disaster out.

Not only did we cringe, we actually got so bored of this movie we did not realise it had finished. As during the movie we had given up hope and started talking amongst ourselves.

This film is rather like Marmite (or vegemite), I can understand why Indy rockers would like it (for the music element), but we could not stand it.

Poor story line, annoying cast, not very clever jokes and in some ways it makes me feel my IQ is diminishing.

I do have a sense of humour and I loved the Hangover but this was not funny at all. One of my friends reckons he has sound advice for anyone who wishes to watch this disaster of a movie, "it would be a lot better after 5 pints of beer..."

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