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The first hour points out all of their wrong doings and the third act tries to tell you they learned their lesson and to please buy their stuff again. No thanks!

I watch this show when I get too high and it brings me back down to earth. Every time it makes me smile it makes sure it follows up by double hand slapping me in the face to make me tear up a bit and snap back into the real world.

Bad acting bad plot bad pacing bad editing bad movie.

Obviously all the high ratings are friends of/or cast and the movie is boring trash. You're welcome for the time I saved you after watching the entire film...

If Tommy Wiseau and David Lynch had a baby The Thingy would be that baby. Remarkable special effects and a gripping story line. A must see of any Troma fan.

Rob Zombie went back to his roots and pulled off something very similar to House and Devil's. Long story short "The Lords of Salem" is like Cronenberg and Kubrick had a baby then Rob Zombie and Sherri Moon Zombie adopted and raised it... Not bad! Give it a try! If you liked House and Devil's you won't be disappointed. I also suggest reading the novelization of the movie because it adds a lot to the story and is very well written. At first I was wondering why they left certain parts out of the movie because the book laid out the flashbacks very early while the movie spread them out. Obviously when you take print to screen you have to tweak things and eventually all the stuff i thought was left out do to content was wonderfully displayed on the screen. Again, thanks for going back to what you were good at Rob and not trying to do remakes!

This movie is one of those that you just watch it with your jaw dropped and in the end you go, "What did I just watch?" I loved it and the people in it had to be on something during filming, X,LSD,etc... It's about a group of what I'd call 20 somethings who play a Live Action Role Playing game called The Pony Game but end up taking it a little too seriously... If you don't like low budget cheese with a dash of gore avoid this totally. But if your like me and like to see the movies that fall through the cracks and have small cult followings... This is a movie for you. I mean it starts out with a chick in panties and a baby-doll shirt wailing on a stuffed care-bear thats tied to a bed! It was like.. you had me at the care-bear... everything else was just the gravy on the mashed potatoes! Check it out if you get the chance, you won't regret it!