Where did these characters go/come from? Okay, so has anyone noticed the complete and utter disregard and DISRESPECT the writers had for the audience???? I have been keeping a list for the past two days (I got a new job and now watch it every morning at 7 rather than the news!)
#1: Season One has Miss Bliss narrating, with two "plot lines", if you can even call it that, that usually would involve the teachers: Miss Bliss, the weird chorus teacher, Belding, Milo. Then another, revolving around Zack, Lisa, Screetch, and the curly-haired girl and boy. Suddenly, there's a "new kid", Slater. Um, okay, but how does that explain the sudden disappearance of the curly-haired duo, and the appearance of Kelly and Jesse????
#2: No one acts like Kelly or Jesse is "the new kid", it is just like they were always there.
#3: Zack says a line to Jesse like: "How long have you known me?" She goes something like, "Since Mr. Blanky". HELLO! How did you know her since you were a toddler when she wasn't in Season One!!!! Jesse must then be the stand-in for the previous curly-haired-feminist-best-friend-of-Zack. So just keep the same name and we'll pull a "Darren" or a "Becky" from "Bewitched" and "Roseanne", respectively???? At least "Roseanne" had the decency and respect for their audience to make a joke of it in their Halloween episode when Becky II comes to the door and says their home looks cozy, or whatever. (By the way, she is GREAT on "Scrubs" - loving it!)
#4: Kelly, Jesse, and Slater look like they're about 25 while Lisa, Zack, and Screetch look like they're 14, but they're all in the same grade?
#5: Where's Miss Bliss? Why did it become Zack's show? Where did his personality go in "The College Years?" Why only keep Belding?
#6: Where are Lisa and Jesse in "The College Years"?
#7: Kelly and Zack's Vegas Wedding - Where did Lisa suddenly appear from? Where's the new "college friends"? Why are Zack's parents not divorced? Why does Zack tell his father that he's loved Kelly "since grade school" - she wasn't in 7th grade with you!!!!!!
#8: Why the Max? How is Kelly a waitress there if they're on their lunch period?
#9: Why would Jesse date Slater? Why would anyone date Jesse?(Maybe Zack should have).
I just think it's disrespectful to the audience. But it's better than the liberal news. Sorry guys.
PS - I don't know about you, but this eclectic group of kids would NEVER have been friends in MY High School!