jensnolting

IMDb member since January 2013
    Lifetime Total
    10+
    IMDb Member
    7 years

Reviews

Guardians of the Earth
(2017)

A lot of people walking a lot of hallways
The most important topic of mankind!!

And this movie consists of a lot of piepte just walking around. Yes, it is below important to set this topic on the agenda. It is important to show the directions of the nations and it even shows interesting interview or statement parts.

But over 60% are just completely useless! people, politicians, reporters running around on a fair. Top shots: a lot of people taking selfies and a man visiting the doctor with stomach pain... ARE YOUR SERIOUS?!?

3 stars only because it is important to make anything for climate change. Even if it is like this peace of "art".

Soupçons
(2004)

Don't waste your time!
Horrible characters, waaaaay too long and so much nonsense and completely useless footage... and no Solution.

I made the mistake watching this. Don't make the same mistake! You will get so annoyed

Connected: The Hidden Science of Everything
(2020)

The host is such a bad choice...
Interesting and really high quality documentary. But I had to agree. The host is so terrible and annoying that it is really hard to watch!

Greatness Code
(2020)

Awful - just awful.
5-7 minutes is 5-7 minutes to long. What a waste of time and what was in the cocktail of the director / graphic coordinater?? I need a drink right now...

La Casa de Papel
(2017)

Why ruin it all with the fourth season?!?
Good series, but wtf happened in season 4?!

Annoying Charakters, stupid themes, backflash to a complete useless marriage... how can you not hate the new inspectora? And why are there so many couples???

Completely busted the whole stuff!

La Casa de Papel
(2017)

Why ruin it all with the fourth season?!?
Good series, but wtf happened in season 4?!

Annoying Charakters, stupid themes, backflash to a complete useless marriage... how can you not hate the new inspectora? And why are there so many couples???

Completely busted the whole stuff!

Lost Girls
(2020)

Three billboards... without all the good parts
Ok, why not make a Adaption with likely nothing good?? No fun, no excitement, no good actors. Boring, very long. Just walk on , there is nothing to see here.

The I-Land
(2019)

Look! Look away!
πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ this is soooo bad.words can't describe it. What the hell did I just watch? Actors, story... awful.

Deadly Islands: Killer Whale Island
(2014)
Episode 1, Season 1

So bad
This is so bad! πŸ˜„ its more like a comedy. Nice footage but than the cuts und the escape from the orca. This is sooo bad πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ STANDING in the water but quick quick get out of the water πŸ˜„

Deadly Islands
(2014)

Nice pictures, but not that deadly
Nice footage but, come on... they are using many cutes and different angles to suggest danger or anything. The main guy is always all about saying how dangerous everything is. But really, it is not. Way too much fake and acting. Just show the nice and beautiful nature and animals and stop telling us how dangerous everything is. That's what I really don't like about these Typ of American documentaries. Normal nature is not enough. And always filming the guy alone on his boat against all odds and so dangerous. But who is filming you all day? πŸ˜„

I Kill Giants
(2017)

Desaster and a total waste of time
So bad it really makes you angry. No sense, no effects. Just simply complete nonsense. Save you're time

Rim of the World
(2019)

Amazing HOW bad this really is.
I guess there has to be a challenge around tho globe. Which film fan could stand this movie the longest? I had to quite after 20 Minutes. Simply waaaaaaaay too bad!

Netflix? Why the hell are you even promoting this??? By all the good stuff that sits on your platform??

The Road
(2009)

A complete waste of time
Has to be one of the most boring movies ever made. Excitement? Nope. Anything else? Nope. Simply just walking to the woods meeting people now and then... horrible!

And no Spoiler, cause there is absolutely nothing to Spoiler.

Roma
(2018)

Safe your time!
Nothing is happening. But this nothing looks good at least...

Ronaldo vs. Messi
(2017)

Maybe one of the worst sport documentaries ever!!
Where is the football part? Really? Comparing the style and fashion of both to solve the question of who is the best??? You gotta be kidding me!!! Ronaldo is using anti aging Creme... nuff said.

Don't waste your time!

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