harrisonbloom123

IMDb member since February 2013
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    IMDb Member
    11 years

Reviews

Wonder Woman
(2017)

Wonder-ful!!!!!!
Hi I've never written a review here before, but I love this movie so much I had to do it. Realistically, I would have given it an 8 or 9, because I know it's not perfect. There are cracks in this movie and they show. But to me, a 10/10 isn't a "perfect" movie. It's one that is not only well made, but also so impressive and so emotionally affecting that it makes the flaws irrelevant. I LOVE this movie. Its acting, its direction, its effects, its story and dialogue, everything. And in this case, it made me feel amazing. It reached inside of me and made my heart feel warm and strong. That's what this movie - this fun and smart and exciting and captivating depiction of the Wonder Woman character - did to me. Please see this movie.

The Nut Job
(2014)

this movie sucks, but boy is it a masterpiece
This movie can only have 2 stars because it's absolutely hilarious - (though not in a good way). The plot is confusing and convoluted, the characters unlikeable, and everything is just stupid. The only somewhat interesting or actually good storytelling is the gangster aspect, as the criminals in the story are kind of cool characters who are taking part in a pretty cool plan to rob a bank. Word of advice, replacing money bags with peanut bags - genius! It is a perfect so bad it's good movie. It's worse than something like "The Room," but you can watch it the same way. If you want to watch it with a group of friends, I recommend it. That's how I saw it and I loved the experience, even if the the thing genuinely sucked. If you want a good movie, especially if you're completely alone, forget about it. Don't waste time or money on this thing.

Dark Skies
(2013)

garbage
This movie is an absolute piece of horse crap. I find it hard to believe that I willingly saw this movie and had the ability to sit through it from beginning to end without dying with laughter or disgust. The fact that I actually paid 11 bucks and 98 minutes of my life on this movie is actually amazing. It is an absolute abomination and I would rather staple my crotch to a chair than watch it again (yes I actually said that). I just spent an hour and a f****** half watching aliens r*** human beings while kids get high ride bikes down streets listening to happy music and women hit there heads on windows for no reason. This movie is a waste of time and no one should risk being scarred for life by experiencing it like me. That is all.

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