skidwah
Lifetime Total
1+
IMDb Member
19 years
Reviews
Precious (2009)
Oprah recommends a boring book= It's a success. Oprah recommends a boring movie= ditto.
When Gollem died for his "precious" by falling into the fire he was dying for a scam. This Precious is a scam too, money and fame thrown at this movie and it still looks like it was made by my 12yr old with her $100 camera. The plot looks like something my 9yr old made by turning pages of a encyclopaedia and coming up with every bad thing that can happen to a child and adult and making a movie. Oprah loves a good child abuse movie and this one must remind her of her very own show pony the colour purple. Yeah we all know Oprah was abused and so was I- the difference between us is that I'm living in the real world now and I'm not obese.
Stealth (2005)
Was this another Austin Powers movie?
The reason I ask "was this another Austin Powers movie" is because when Jessica Biel's character ejected from the jet... she was carrying on like the spy Mustafa who fell over the cliff in "Austin Powers: The spy who shagged me"...
"I'm falling", "My chute is on fire", "It's raining all around me", "I'm going down". Her voice sounded the same as Mustafa's and very calm too, "I seem to have fallen down a cliff, I'm still alive, but I'm very badly injured..." Makes me wish I'd watched Austin Powers on DVD instead.
How much did this lemon cost to make?
"I'm falling", "My chute is on fire", "It's raining all around me", "I'm going down". Her voice sounded the same as Mustafa's and very calm too, "I seem to have fallen down a cliff, I'm still alive, but I'm very badly injured..." Makes me wish I'd watched Austin Powers on DVD instead.
How much did this lemon cost to make?
Hung (2009)
Hung= not well hung (trying too hard to satisfy and too short on entertainment)
Who made this stuff, I had to have a shower after watching an episode because I felt dirty. This is a stupid premise and the actors didn't convince me- all from Sianoa Smit-McPhee the automaton, to the main actor were totally unconvincing.
The coda of this show is if you are too lazy to work, become a prostitute and act like a victim (when you have parents who leave you a house for crying out loud). Is this aimed at women or men? The new Sex in the City? Or a Deuce Bigalow wannabe? I was waiting for the pimp from Deuce Bigalow to pop in and drop and ice cream in Mr Hung's dirty house for a laugh...but who would have noticed among the other rubbish on the floor of this "victim"?
The coda of this show is if you are too lazy to work, become a prostitute and act like a victim (when you have parents who leave you a house for crying out loud). Is this aimed at women or men? The new Sex in the City? Or a Deuce Bigalow wannabe? I was waiting for the pimp from Deuce Bigalow to pop in and drop and ice cream in Mr Hung's dirty house for a laugh...but who would have noticed among the other rubbish on the floor of this "victim"?