burningturkey69

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Toonstruck
(1996)

best game of all time
(Or at least one of them)

Basically, you're an animator that get sucked into your own animated world which is slowly turning bad... I know, it sounds like it s for a 7 year old but imp 18 and I LOVE it still, it has actually got a lot of adult aimed jokes inc. a gay scarecrow, a cow and goat that are into s&m alcoholic wolf... The aim of the game (or at least part of it) is to collect items to get back to your world, but it is actually quite ...very challenging and you may have to look for a walkthrough at some point, having said that, I don't think it would affect the quality or enjoyability (if that's a word) of the game.

Graphics 9/10 Game play 10/10 Life 7/10 Story 10/10

all in all... BUY IT NOW!!!!!!(It's very cheap as well)

Garasu no bara
(2003)

glass rose = greatest game ever
this is my fav game of all time! it is everything you could want -great story -great characters -great graphics (i know I'm saying its great but it is!!!)

its a bit like broken sword meets silent hill it takes all your brain power and cleverness (if thats a word) to find out the truth.

story

you are Takashi,you are investigating some murders that took place 70 years ago, suddenly, you and your friend emi are taken back in time, you to the time of the murders and emi ... somewhere else. one by one, all the people at this house (where the murders took place)get murdered, it is your job to collect evidence so that you can find out who the killer is before your next.

cool stuff-

-4 different endings -reading peoples minds when you talk to them -action events(which you can die in if you don't get it right!) -loads of really bid and creepy twists and much more

all in all, this game is the greatest thing ever made!!!

Cord
(2000)

hide and seek/cord = bloody brilliant
OH MY GOD!!!!! this is one of my all time fav films!!!! i cant believe it, how so little people have seen this work of art. for a start, the two lead roles are played by Daryl Hannah and Jennifer Tilly ... WHAT MORE WOULD YOU WANT??? the script is gold and the story is one of the best ever, with about 8 million twists, each more disturbing than the last, it is impossible to know how this will end. if you like horror, thrillers and suspense then this is a must see!

what is it...

Hannah is kidnapped by a couple (tilly and Gallo) who are, well to put it bluntly, bloody crazy!(oh yeah, they kidnap her because shes up the duff and they cant have kids ... so they plan to take hers), the film is about her (hannah) trying to escape and her husband (Greenwood) trying to find her...it's GREAT!!!!!!

in case you didn't get the msg from this review, here it is...

WHACH THIS FILM...NOW!!!!!!!!

(note- if you do see this, it will make you cringe for sure)

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