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Ugly Beautiful
(2006)

The movie was both ugly and less ugly
A guy, Jason, steals from his boss and goes on the run only to find a woman who has massive Injuries but a retrograde amnesia. Directed by Philip West, Catherine Lake and Jo Hunts characters are semi-well developed while Jason's character often functions without clear motives. The plot is simplistic and easy to follow while the filming sometimes occurs from odd angles that distract from understanding the action. It is shot, either on purpose or accidentally, as a low budget film and clearly belongs in the "b movie" genre. I would recommend this movie to someone who has been stood up for a date, is bored, or is otherwise encumbered by low expectations. Sit with popcorn, your favorite drink, and try to find as many reasons to watch the movie as end it and jut go to bed.

Naked Souls
(1996)

Pam is the ONLY reason to see this film
The movie does not qualify as a film. The acting is poor, the script is horrible, and the camera man was using an illicit substance.

But........Pam is at her best. This is back when Pam was sexy, stacked, and all the body parts were firm. Without Pam, there would be no reason to ever see this movie. Her hair, eyes, lips, nips, and hips are a reason to see this movie twice. From the moment she appears in a scene, which is in the first ten minutes of the film, any one with a pulse can't wait for her next scene. She BUST onto the screen as a hot luscious and voluptuous blonde bombshell, and she never cools off. Beyond that,I cant tell you much about this train wreck of a film, but 7 of the 8 points I gave to this film was for Pamela Anderson.

Memoria
(2021)

Who knows what this movie is about
The pace of this movie is painfully slow and it often stalled on longe exaggerated scenes that add little to my understanding of the plot or characters. It was difficult to stay focused on this long movie .

Hoffman Family Gold
(2022)

Discovery what were you thinking?
With so many actual goldmines who successfully mine gold, why did you highlight the most unsuccessful hopeless group to ever be on discovery. If you handed Todd, a jar of good mined on the right, he would go left. I am still surprised that there is not an episode where Todd takes his gold into town be bronzed. I dont blame Todd for being on tv wasting space. This was a bad decision for discovery channel.

Melancholie der Engel
(2009)

Help me recover this 2.5 hours of my life
What the heck was this movie about? I can never ever get back the 2.5 hours that I used of my life to watch this movie. There is very little sequential movement through this story and the randomness and extensive focus on the irrelevant produced a waking coma that I may never recover from. The symbolism is impossible to follow and even the nudity, to include random ball and sack shots, was out of place and added little to the comprehensibility of this film. This would be a perfect film for someone on death row who had nothing else to live for and was anxious to end their life in confusion.

Lockdown 2025
(2021)

A complex Shakespearean drama
In modern times with a modern scenario, this movie presents the complexity of relational and family dynamics using relatable actors and a passionate script. The graphics and cgi are poor but the story excels on its own. This could happen in almost any household, and hence, takes the audience on an entertaining but often emotional rollercoaster. The movie was not positioned for a sequel but one was enough. I enjoyed the ride.

Kamandaka
(1991)

Sawthe movie on YouTube
I saw the movie on YouTube today. It was pretty good with nice fight scenes. Confusing plot but worth spending a hour to watch.

Zombie Tidal Wave
(2019)

I truly enjoyable ride in fantasy land
I dont watch zombies for realism and I didn't join the sharknado journey because I needed it to resemble a real life event. This is all fantasy and many of us appreciate the genre and the journey associated with sharknado and zombie tidal wave. I hope that there is a sequel and soon. Keep up the good work.

Bad Meat
(2011)

A good movie if the expectations are appropriate
The movie was full of gore and a solid "b-" production. I got exactly what I was looking for in a "b" production. It was not supposed to be Star Wars. Just a great evening of entertainment. I wold rate the movie a buy. I would also by purchase "Bad Meat 2". Hope it's not plagued with the production problems the first one was. There is, however, a great chance it will be. This is clearly not a movie for those with a weak stomach or those who don't enjoy raw violence low on plot and theme. The kids have reasonable acting although the monsters (Staff) were a little over the top. The sex seen was not sexy, the blood was bloody, the body parts didn't look real.

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